Tamora's Pie Shop
@skyesidhe.bsky.social
Professional Shakespeare nerd / D&D / Actor, voice actor. Crow-girl. she/her
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Tamora's Pie Shop
@skyesidhe.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Periodic station identification:
Neurodivergent, chronically ill, bisexual, grey asexual, sex worker, actor, nerd, and producer.
Corvid fan.
Shakespeare "expert"
Horny on main, I always tag the nakie stuff.
Content here blurs the line between my in person life and SW - I get to do that, you do not.
Neurodivergent, chronically ill, bisexual, grey asexual, sex worker, actor, nerd, and producer.
Corvid fan.
Shakespeare "expert"
Horny on main, I always tag the nakie stuff.
Content here blurs the line between my in person life and SW - I get to do that, you do not.
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we are far past time to be blowing up data centers bc they are churning out CSAM & telling kids to kill themselves, but also :
the last thing we need is ai to get better at faking evidence for state murder
the last thing we need is ai to get better at faking evidence for state murder
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
we are far past time to be blowing up data centers bc they are churning out CSAM & telling kids to kill themselves, but also :
the last thing we need is ai to get better at faking evidence for state murder
the last thing we need is ai to get better at faking evidence for state murder
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I left a message on the front desk voicemail along the lines of "what the fuck is wrong with you"
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I left a message on the front desk voicemail along the lines of "what the fuck is wrong with you"
(I need some craft cocktail bartender who has good tattoos and is a Bad Idea to tell me about their band or new coffee "venture" and make me forget my name with their hands as I ignore the holding forth on obscure 90s music groups and French film)
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
(I need some craft cocktail bartender who has good tattoos and is a Bad Idea to tell me about their band or new coffee "venture" and make me forget my name with their hands as I ignore the holding forth on obscure 90s music groups and French film)
Sub for the full set or sponsor my string light replacement at TamorasPieShop on Venmo and CA or over at fansly.com/TamorasPieShop 🖤🧡
Did I finish the custom on my docket? No.
Did I shoot the other requested and sponsored set? No.
Did I fuck around and procrastinate by shooting a sk8ter girl set just before my cat ate through the wire on my BRAND NEW bed lights?
Yes.
Did I shoot the other requested and sponsored set? No.
Did I fuck around and procrastinate by shooting a sk8ter girl set just before my cat ate through the wire on my BRAND NEW bed lights?
Yes.
January 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Sub for the full set or sponsor my string light replacement at TamorasPieShop on Venmo and CA or over at fansly.com/TamorasPieShop 🖤🧡
Did I finish the custom on my docket? No.
Did I shoot the other requested and sponsored set? No.
Did I fuck around and procrastinate by shooting a sk8ter girl set just before my cat ate through the wire on my BRAND NEW bed lights?
Yes.
Did I shoot the other requested and sponsored set? No.
Did I fuck around and procrastinate by shooting a sk8ter girl set just before my cat ate through the wire on my BRAND NEW bed lights?
Yes.
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Did I finish the custom on my docket? No.
Did I shoot the other requested and sponsored set? No.
Did I fuck around and procrastinate by shooting a sk8ter girl set just before my cat ate through the wire on my BRAND NEW bed lights?
Yes.
Did I shoot the other requested and sponsored set? No.
Did I fuck around and procrastinate by shooting a sk8ter girl set just before my cat ate through the wire on my BRAND NEW bed lights?
Yes.
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They're seriously going with the weaponized vehicle excuse again?
Border Patrol Agent Wounds Two People in Portland Shooting
The couple, a man and a woman, were found by police near Northeast 146th Avenue and Burnside Street, and were transported to local hospitals.
www.wweek.com
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
They're seriously going with the weaponized vehicle excuse again?
Quick, somebody be my unhealthy coping mechanism.
January 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Quick, somebody be my unhealthy coping mechanism.
Anyway. Ice took Minneapolis as a test case to see if they'd be held accountable and just shot 2 people in Portland. Claimed "self defense" and they were "gang members" "trying to run them over".
So we know the new script. Don't believe it.
So we know the new script. Don't believe it.
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Anyway. Ice took Minneapolis as a test case to see if they'd be held accountable and just shot 2 people in Portland. Claimed "self defense" and they were "gang members" "trying to run them over".
So we know the new script. Don't believe it.
So we know the new script. Don't believe it.
I need to walk into the sea, sleep for 100 years, and/or have someone absolutely obliterate me until I can't remember my name.
Maybe all three.
I don't want to be here* anymore.
(*here = America? the earth? life? who knows! that's the fun** part!)
((**for certain values of "fun"))
Maybe all three.
I don't want to be here* anymore.
(*here = America? the earth? life? who knows! that's the fun** part!)
((**for certain values of "fun"))
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I need to walk into the sea, sleep for 100 years, and/or have someone absolutely obliterate me until I can't remember my name.
Maybe all three.
I don't want to be here* anymore.
(*here = America? the earth? life? who knows! that's the fun** part!)
((**for certain values of "fun"))
Maybe all three.
I don't want to be here* anymore.
(*here = America? the earth? life? who knows! that's the fun** part!)
((**for certain values of "fun"))
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There are less members of ICE than there are people who listen to It Could Happen Here every day fuck'em
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
anyone who thinks that abolishing ICE would be hard because "what do we do with the tens of thousands of ICE personnel" is deeply over complicating things
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 AM
There are less members of ICE than there are people who listen to It Could Happen Here every day fuck'em
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
For the first time in ages I've got a little counter crush on one of my regulars.
I look forward to them coming into the shop every Wednesday and when they don't, I get sad. 😂
I look forward to them coming into the shop every Wednesday and when they don't, I get sad. 😂
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 AM
For the first time in ages I've got a little counter crush on one of my regulars.
I look forward to them coming into the shop every Wednesday and when they don't, I get sad. 😂
I look forward to them coming into the shop every Wednesday and when they don't, I get sad. 😂
Also... *taps the sign*
Oh, also. For those of you joining here and realizing some of your in person friends do SW.
If you enjoy our SW content here OR you decide to sub to our paid sites. Please see below.
If you enjoy our SW content here OR you decide to sub to our paid sites. Please see below.
January 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Also... *taps the sign*
Just a reminder that I am very hot.
(Going through old media to find something and reminded myself...on a day the dysmorphia is bad so...)
(Going through old media to find something and reminded myself...on a day the dysmorphia is bad so...)
I only have a handful of subscribers...and I cherish every one by lavishing cozy GF content and costumed theme sets on them...
I rarely get new subs, which is honestly more of a disappointment for you than me..
fansly.com/TamorasPieShop 🖤🧡
I rarely get new subs, which is honestly more of a disappointment for you than me..
fansly.com/TamorasPieShop 🖤🧡
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Just a reminder that I am very hot.
(Going through old media to find something and reminded myself...on a day the dysmorphia is bad so...)
(Going through old media to find something and reminded myself...on a day the dysmorphia is bad so...)
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Run your teeth along the edge of my shoulder blades, and remind me how to fly.
March 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Run your teeth along the edge of my shoulder blades, and remind me how to fly.
Ah. I see. Yeah that tracks.
Like, I don't care if your dog is sooooo special (aka superpowered). Them misbehaving is entirely on you not training them.
No Kansas farm boy would ever live that down. For shame Kent! What would Ma and Pa say!
No Kansas farm boy would ever live that down. For shame Kent! What would Ma and Pa say!
The one thing this movie makes abundantly clear is that you really need to take time to train your dog so they aren't a goddamned horror show to everyone they encounter.
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Ah. I see. Yeah that tracks.
Like, I don't care if your dog is sooooo special (aka superpowered). Them misbehaving is entirely on you not training them.
No Kansas farm boy would ever live that down. For shame Kent! What would Ma and Pa say!
No Kansas farm boy would ever live that down. For shame Kent! What would Ma and Pa say!
The one thing this movie makes abundantly clear is that you really need to take time to train your dog so they aren't a goddamned horror show to everyone they encounter.
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Like, I don't care if your dog is sooooo special (aka superpowered). Them misbehaving is entirely on you not training them.
No Kansas farm boy would ever live that down. For shame Kent! What would Ma and Pa say!
No Kansas farm boy would ever live that down. For shame Kent! What would Ma and Pa say!
The one thing this movie makes abundantly clear is that you really need to take time to train your dog so they aren't a goddamned horror show to everyone they encounter.
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
The one thing this movie makes abundantly clear is that you really need to take time to train your dog so they aren't a goddamned horror show to everyone they encounter.
(I mean if he turns out to have nanites or altered dna or something fine...but like...my dude. It is generally between 9 and 30 degrees on the mainland of Antarctica in the summer!)
January 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
(I mean if he turns out to have nanites or altered dna or something fine...but like...my dude. It is generally between 9 and 30 degrees on the mainland of Antarctica in the summer!)
The big plot twist? Lex misses half the movie hospitalized for frostbite.
Finally watching Superman.
It is delightful, but catch my Alaskan raised ass yelling at the screen when the normal humans exit the plane in Antarctica "you can't go outside there without your EARS COVERED Lex!!" (Let alone his bald ass head!)
It is delightful, but catch my Alaskan raised ass yelling at the screen when the normal humans exit the plane in Antarctica "you can't go outside there without your EARS COVERED Lex!!" (Let alone his bald ass head!)
January 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
The big plot twist? Lex misses half the movie hospitalized for frostbite.
Finally watching Superman.
It is delightful, but catch my Alaskan raised ass yelling at the screen when the normal humans exit the plane in Antarctica "you can't go outside there without your EARS COVERED Lex!!" (Let alone his bald ass head!)
It is delightful, but catch my Alaskan raised ass yelling at the screen when the normal humans exit the plane in Antarctica "you can't go outside there without your EARS COVERED Lex!!" (Let alone his bald ass head!)
January 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Finally watching Superman.
It is delightful, but catch my Alaskan raised ass yelling at the screen when the normal humans exit the plane in Antarctica "you can't go outside there without your EARS COVERED Lex!!" (Let alone his bald ass head!)
It is delightful, but catch my Alaskan raised ass yelling at the screen when the normal humans exit the plane in Antarctica "you can't go outside there without your EARS COVERED Lex!!" (Let alone his bald ass head!)
"I want to feel sexy but my fee are kind of purple", an hEDS love story.
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
"I want to feel sexy but my fee are kind of purple", an hEDS love story.
Thank the gods for Gillian Anderson, she'll never not be hot and never not be age appropriate now that I'm in my 40s
I have reached the age where I check IMDB to make sure it's not wildly inappropriate to lust after actors on a show I like.
December 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Thank the gods for Gillian Anderson, she'll never not be hot and never not be age appropriate now that I'm in my 40s
I have reached the age where I check IMDB to make sure it's not wildly inappropriate to lust after actors on a show I like.
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I have reached the age where I check IMDB to make sure it's not wildly inappropriate to lust after actors on a show I like.
The air is cold and still, and I miss my father.
The place where he sits in me like a hollow in my throat.
The place where he sits in me like a hollow in my throat.
December 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The air is cold and still, and I miss my father.
The place where he sits in me like a hollow in my throat.
The place where he sits in me like a hollow in my throat.
I am rarely pedantic, but people who try to place the 12 days of Christmas before Christmas and not between Christmas and... *checks notes* -twelfth night- make me irrationally annoyed.
December 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I am rarely pedantic, but people who try to place the 12 days of Christmas before Christmas and not between Christmas and... *checks notes* -twelfth night- make me irrationally annoyed.