Toy P. Saulson
Toy P. Saulson
@skunkheart.bsky.social
TTRPG content creator

I'm a whole-ass person; I don't limit or restrict myself for anyone. Expect queerness, TTRPG talk, anarchist politics, horniness on main, literary community, and polytheism

https://linktr.ee/queermythopoeia
TOMORROW SUNDAY OCTOBER 26TH I will be having a book release party for my first ever published book, _Civilization Stained These Young Things_, at The Mint Karaoke Lounge at 7pm. Come on down! Buy a copy, if you want! Buy me a drink, if you want!
October 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm in the middle of my FIRST EVER book signing! At @clockworkalchemy.bsky.social in Redwood City, excited for people to come by my FIRST EVER book, Civilization Stained These Young Things, and Other Works by Emily Loretta Flummox!
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Since I published my book back in August, I've had a bunch of folx ask how they can buy my book. Well, my life has been all a-tizzy ever since, so I am FINALLY letting you all know how to buy it!

“If literature had a secret underground club… the kind with fairy wings, blood rites, and metaphorical
October 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Oof. Today's Tarot card draw. Any thoughts?🥺
October 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I need to build up my October karaoke repertoire....
What are your favorite Samhain, Halloween, creepy, horror, morbid, ghostly, scary songs?
October 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"Political violence has no place in the United States"

Qween, what? We spend more money than any other country in the world on political violence.

Our army gets now money than, what, the next 25 countries on the list combined (prolly more at this point), of which all but one to three are allies.
September 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Has anyone else noticed a rise in algorithms pushing white supremacy? From facebooks relatively subtle inclusion of "pretty white blonde girls oppressed by people of color" stories to YouTube feeding me "why Wolfenstein is anti white" videos, I've definitely noticed an increase of fnords ...
September 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I would be happy if I never heard the name Graham Linehan again, but I do feel the need to comment, because the nature of a lot of the abuse trans people receive is straight up sexual harassment, but is not recognized as such because the victim is trans.

What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.
Just for a second, take a step back, and remember that these are the actions of a 56 year old man towards a 17 year old girl.
September 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED @reforest-kelley.bsky.social, usually when someone compliments my bajorestine pin i say "thanks! do you know what the other flag is?" and invariably they do not (tho many love it once i tell them) but tonight at karaoke azim said "bajor, right?"
August 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I think modern horror (literature, film, games) needs a John Waters-like figure ... If there already one out there? Who is it?
August 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you think about anything too hard, you'll find it will become religion, horror, erotica, or romance. And if you KEEP thinking about it, you'll realize those four things are one thing.
August 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
URGENT: I'm in Seattle, and the poolhouse where my sweety and I are having our wedding reception needs to get cleaned out today of at all freaking possible. It's in South San Jose - can anyone help us out, please?
August 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You know... The more hours I spend in Seattle (been here since Wednesday night) the more I understand why Shadowrun uses Seattle as its focus city....

Why does your favorite IP focus on the city it focuses on?
August 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Does anybody know if there's already a mashup made out there of "California Dreaming" and "California Hotel"?
July 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Reposted by Toy P. Saulson
Xyresic [Zye-res-ik]
(adj.)
- Being as sharp as a razor.

From Greek "xyresis" (razor)

Used in a sentence:
“Harvey, fancying himself the next big insult comic, has earned himself more than one visit to the HR department thanks to his xyresic sense of humor.”
July 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's totally awesome when you show up the Friday of Con, already behind in sleep and exhausted, right? Anyway, weeeee, hi @baycon.org , I have arrived!!!
July 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
TABLE OF CONTENTS REVEAL for "Civilization Stained These Young Things and Other Works by Emily Flummox"

Emily Flummox’s unapologetically Queer debut collection published on Sumiko Saulson's Dooky Zines imprint and available in a few weeks) includes eir previously published essays, short stories and
July 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hey, look! It's the cover of my SOON TO BE PUBLISHED chapbook, "Civilization Stained These Young Things, and Other Works by Emily Loretta Flummox"! Isn't it GORGEOUS??

My **debut** collection of short stories, essays and poetry on is coming out on DookyZines just in time for @baycon.org 2025! I'm
July 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’m going to be at @baycon.org this weekend at the Santa Clara Marriott, which is ALSO WesterCon 77 this year! The theme is “A Convenient Parallel Dimension”, with a focus on the spookier side of speculative fiction. So you KNOW that I am excited to be there.

I’m on five panels throughout the
June 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Waiting for an appointment at San Francisco Human Services. Some qween just walked through the waiting room yelling the opening to The Prisoner at top volume. Yes, the old psychedelic spy show from the 60s that was really amazing. I swear being poor is fucking surreal sometimes lol
June 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Today the GOP justices on the Supreme Court endorsed migrants being sold into slavery.

They'll claim otherwise, but that's the reality — today's decision permits Trump to send people from countries around the world to any global hellhole that accepts a U.S. financial incentive.
June 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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A bit of "woah, D&D sure is horny" chat today, so here's my $0.02.

TTRPGs are an organising framework for narrative creativity, and human creativity is driven by one of three fundamental impulses:

- horny
- spite
- someone else's horny and/or spite because they have money and the rent is due
March 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
OMGz a friend of mine gifted me the MOST BIMBONICEST OUTFIT and I just *had* to take selfies in the bathroom at the karaoke bar! *Giggle* how do I look? (Objectifying response welcome, but not required)
June 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I just realized that "Walk without rhythm so the worm doesn't get you" also applies in the modern surveillance state. (Since gait recognition exists)
May 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
RECRUITING: I will once again be running a livestreamed actual play of Vampire: the Masquerade 5th edition as a fundraiser for the SFGoth AIDSwalk team, raising money to fight AIDS (which, despite what some highly unaware folx have tried to tell me, is not over) and to support poz folx while we do.
May 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM