Toy P. Saulson
Toy P. Saulson
@skunkheart.bsky.social
TTRPG content creator

I'm a whole-ass person; I don't limit or restrict myself for anyone. Expect queerness, TTRPG talk, anarchist politics, horniness on main, literary community, and polytheism

https://linktr.ee/queermythopoeia
Since I published my book back in August, I've had a bunch of folx ask how they can buy my book. Well, my life has been all a-tizzy ever since, so I am FINALLY letting you all know how to buy it!

“If literature had a secret underground club… the kind with fairy wings, blood rites, and metaphorical
October 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Oof. Today's Tarot card draw. Any thoughts?🥺
October 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's totally awesome when you show up the Friday of Con, already behind in sleep and exhausted, right? Anyway, weeeee, hi @baycon.org , I have arrived!!!
July 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nuances (poem)
* The Fog of Time Means We’re Everywhere (short story)
* The Ceremonies Begin (poem),
* A Prayer from a Blacksmith’s Apprentice (flash fiction)
* We Are Already So Many Different Kinds of Ancestor (poem)
* My Arrows are as Plentiful as Dust, My Shield is as Inevitable as Trash (essay)
July 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The complete contents are:
* Kiss Me, I’m A Prince (poem)
* Civilization Stained These Young Things (short story)
* Tlazolteotl (in the Language of Asatru and Hinduism) Or: Because I Do Not Know Your Language Well Enough Yet (poem)
* Like All That Lives, We Eat Death: The TTRPG (essay)
* Mammalian
July 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
poetry as well as the previously unpublished “The Fog of Time Means We’re Everywhere” and select unpublished poems. The title story, "Civilization Stained These Young Things," is a dark fantasy about faeries and a dangerous and magical dance as old as time that brings the colors to roses in bloom.
July 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
TABLE OF CONTENTS REVEAL for "Civilization Stained These Young Things and Other Works by Emily Flummox"

Emily Flummox’s unapologetically Queer debut collection published on Sumiko Saulson's Dooky Zines imprint and available in a few weeks) includes eir previously published essays, short stories and
July 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hey, look! It's the cover of my SOON TO BE PUBLISHED chapbook, "Civilization Stained These Young Things, and Other Works by Emily Loretta Flummox"! Isn't it GORGEOUS??

My **debut** collection of short stories, essays and poetry on is coming out on DookyZines just in time for @baycon.org 2025! I'm
July 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
OMGz a friend of mine gifted me the MOST BIMBONICEST OUTFIT and I just *had* to take selfies in the bathroom at the karaoke bar! *Giggle* how do I look? (Objectifying response welcome, but not required)
June 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
yes there are stairs. The building entrance/lobby is on the ground floor (no stairs from sidewalk to exterior door). This is where check in for the workshop will happen. Then from the main entrance/lobby it's one flight (up). This level has the bathrooms and the entrance to The Dreamery.
March 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
versions often sold to us, reclaiming this art form as a safe opportunity to express one's authentic, individual, sensuality, highlighting the dancer's feminine and/or masculine energy, submission and/or dominance, or easily adapting it to suit the dancer's needs/desires/preferences.

Accessibility-
March 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You don't have to be skinny or feminine or strong or anything else to have fun and feel sexy! For all women and all LGBTQ bodies No partner required: Individuals, couples, and more-somes all welcome.
Alexandria's style of lap dancing/stripping is unique from the capitalist, sexist, racist, fatphobic
March 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I struggle to believe sexiness is even a possibility for Bearded Ladies like me (well, sexiness to others, at least, I find us breathtakingly gorgeous XD ) so feeling like I can do a sexy-ass lap dance is HUGE.

Buy your tickets at forbiddentickets.com/events/click...

YOU are welcome as you are.
March 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
lap dancing curriculum.

I've already talked a few times about how amazing of a teacher Alexandria is, so I don't think I need to repeat myself XD but for so many reasons, I think YOU should take this class! My own skills have quite skyrocketed over the last couple of months. That means a LOT, since
March 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Alexandria Nichandros of Click Your Heels is on a mission to make EVERYONE IN THE BAY skilled lap dancers, and I think it's WORKING!

At her last Lap Dancing class with Wicked Grounds, the students DEMANDED she teach a follow-up, which she is doing THIS WEEKEND, mixing in stripping skills with the
March 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The amazing Alexandria Nichandros of Click Your Heels is ONCE AGAIN offering her amaziferous, splendantastic, wondermendous LAP DANCING class for #allbodies #allgenders .

Sat Mar 8
11:30am-2:30pm
West Oakland
tickets sliding scale $45 - 75
Get your tickets now!
bit.ly/lapdanceOakland
February 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
NATIONAL DAY OF PROTEST
When: President's Day - Feb 17, 2025 at noon
Where: the White House or your state capitol/city hall/town hall
Why: to resist fascism

Join us!

[Image is a simple flyer saying exactly this with an image of a crowd of people in silhouette on the bottom]
February 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
your ability to afford that price. Tips are likewise always welcomed.

Please share this ad with people or groups you think would be interested ~ word of mouth is the BEST kind of advertising for Dungeon Masters like me!
January 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
group), just text or call (510) 899-1700, or email werd2thenerd@yahoo.com
Three to five seats are offered per campaign. Please get in contact with any questions about this or other offerings of mine!
Seats cost $50 per 3-5-hour session. Access pricing is ALWAYS available if marginalization affects
January 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Because of this, there will be a heavy focus on establishing consent, boundaries, and safety among the group of players before the beginning of the campaign.

To join this professionally DMed campaign, hosted either online or in-person in San Francisco (depending on the location and desires of the
January 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This is your story.

VAMPIRE LAY-ERS might explore the storytelling potential in erotic scenes. This is not Erotic Role-Play but a recognition that the details of sexual experience can be as powerful a narrative engine as the combat we are more accustomed to centering in our role-playing experience
January 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Maybe you have a parent or ancestor who was an angel. Maybe you just drink gallons of holy water every day, or maybe you found some way to create holy water with science. The reason is up to you, but the truth remains that you cum holy water, which lets you hunt vampires on their own home turf.
January 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Sex will save us. Pleasure and connection serve as our bulwarks against the dead hungry for our warmth. What if we met the vampiric leeches not with violence but with sensuality?

Maybe you are a member of a holy order whose daily prayers and devotions sanctify their every sexual fluid.
January 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
A professional Game Master specializing in campaigns centering Kink and Leather cultures, Emily Loretta Flummox would like to announce a NEW adult campaign of Monster of the Week, called VAMPIRE LAY-ERS.

Seduce vampires!
Ejaculate holy water!
Build found family in sexual community!
January 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Please share this ad with people or groups you think would be interested ~ word of mouth is the BEST kind of advertising for Dungeon Masters like me!
January 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM