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Network Operations / Network Analyst - '75 - Canadian
Leucistic Pigeon (LP) is hanging out with Lover Bird on my balcony railing and when another one landed nearby LP chased them off so now LP and Lover Bird are cooing at each other sweetly. 🥹
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
What better way to start Valentine's Day than ordering a copy of your marriage certificate from your ill-fated and criminally short (3 month) union from 1996 so you can finally get divorced, as a treat?
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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NEW: A Mossad-Linked Israeli Org Is Trying To ‘Shut Down’ The Maple

www.readthemaple.com/a-mossad-lin...
A Mossad-Linked Israeli Org Is Trying To ‘Shut Down’ The Maple
The organization has sent demand letters to Ontario law enforcement and global payment processors.
www.readthemaple.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I'm going to start referring to Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon as Hank and Kitty.
February 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I can't do the bluesky map for my account because I subscribe to a blocklist that automatically blocks people who follow a particular, vocally and virulently hateful transphobic garbage fire.
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Just realized I don't go back to work for another week and a half and only have, like, a handful of work related things to do in the next 10 days and HOLY SHIT is that ever fucking fantastic.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I'm reading something and came across this line:

"What better place to showcase desire than Toronto?"
a black and white photo of a woman making a funny face and the words eeeeew !!!
Alt: a black and white gif of Lucille Ball making a funny face as she says "Eeeeww!"
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
"Please contact the client and ask them to send us an email detailing EXACTLY what they want so we can do the thing they want us to do."

"We've got trees in the way. We'll need height."

"Well, if they unplug it I can't tell what happened. So tell them to call *before* they wipe all the logs!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Sadly, not aliens."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"It's not designed to work that way"
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Every time I see your name it's linked to you being a fucking idiot in service to terrible people who do harmful, awful things.

Hell of a way to live your life, Pippa.

You know that you don't have to do this, right?
Labour MPs & party insiders tell me they’ve never seen Keir Starmer so angry as over Mandelson’s lies about Epstein links.

But those who know him well say that anger has now turned inwards. That Starmer is, above all else, a man of public service, and will be grappling with his conscious this w/e.
February 7, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Everyone knows Mandelson is a piece of shit now.

Everyone knew Mandelson was a piece of shit two years ago.

Everyone knew Mandelson was a piece of shit five years ago.

Everyone knew Mandelson was a piece of shit twenty years ago.

It takes men repeating what women said for it to be believed.
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
The comment about sauces makes me irrationally angry. Sauces are like lingerie on a beautiful woman or a leather harness and ball gag on a beautiful man. Not exactly necessary but without them you're not having any fun so what's the fucking point?
I refuse to make sauces, which is why I prefer French cuisine
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I have been elsewhere for a bit and now I have no fuckin' clue what's going on and I love that for me.
a woman wearing headphones holds a piece of paper in her hand
Alt: Gina from the TV show Brooklyn 99 grooving out with heaphones on, oblivious to a brawl breaking out behind her.
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Oh. My. God.

We have disgusting packet loss on the circuit that feeds my home connection and it is brutal.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Folks, I'm gonna need all of you to be a little less naive and a lot less fucking stupid for the next two weeks.

Christ almighty, how the fuck do you people manage to brush your teeth without stabbing yourselves in the eye?
February 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I'm active on multiple social media platforms and watching people being forced to come to terms with how rampant sexual trafficking and abuse are and how that is used to gain and keep status and normalized for gain plus the inherent misogyny of literally every system of power is a fuckin' trip.
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
After a shit day that featured a hydro outage from 2:40am to 8:30pm, a hotspot that suuuuucked ass while I tried to work for three hours, freezing my ass off with no heat, learning I won't have hot water until 6am, and working until 11:30 pm tonight to get shit done... Vacation starts now.
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Someone I know asked me for my definition of a "shitpost (positive)" and if I didn't have to explain, like, WAY too much discourse for it to land properly I'd show them this.
boy the discourse on this website as of late has been a real dumpst… OH GODDAMMIT
February 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
There is something intensely satisfying about working alone. No distractions. No calls. Just me and the work and music. 🩷
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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It was an honour to provide opening remarks with Councillor @rawlson.bsky.social today, for Somerset West Community Health Centre’s Black History Month event titled, The Future is Now: Building Thriving Black Communities in Ottawa.
February 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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We are so lucky to have the Somerset West CHC and their crucial work promoting equitable access to healthcare for Black and racialized communities in Ottawa. Their focus on culturally appropriate frontline and mental health services is particularly inspiring.
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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A seasonal reminder of Canada's ice fishing huts. Many more here richardjohnson.ca/ice-huts
January 29, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
You'd think I would have learned by now not to read Rilke when I'm feeling raw
February 2, 2026 at 12:11 PM