Keith
@skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social
He/ Him. 30. Graphic designer. Music reviewer. lover of music and art ✌🏻🏳️🌈
Lots of sarcasm, dad jokes and tongue in cheek posts too.
"Can identify songs off a couple of notes, like a human Shazam"
Lots of sarcasm, dad jokes and tongue in cheek posts too.
"Can identify songs off a couple of notes, like a human Shazam"
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Keith
@skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social
· Jun 4
Pride
Playlist · MERRICKXVX · 113 items · 1 saves
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It's that time of year where I share my Pride playlist again.
Consisting of stuff that doesn't make the typical playlists.
Alternative LGBTQ+ artists/ bands with LGBTQ+ members and songs written in support of the LGBTQ+ community.
Also Björk because every Pride playlist should have Björk. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Consisting of stuff that doesn't make the typical playlists.
Alternative LGBTQ+ artists/ bands with LGBTQ+ members and songs written in support of the LGBTQ+ community.
Also Björk because every Pride playlist should have Björk. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I will let you go, if you want me to
Her Tongue Was Tattooed on the Back of Her Teeth by Old Gray on Apple Music
Song · 2011 · Duration 4:05
music.apple.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I will let you go, if you want me to
Not quite feeling myself at the mo & my tics have been a nightmare all week so taking it as a sign to take a breather.
Will probably still be shitposting on insta stories but less frequently ✌🏻
Will probably still be shitposting on insta stories but less frequently ✌🏻
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Not quite feeling myself at the mo & my tics have been a nightmare all week so taking it as a sign to take a breather.
Will probably still be shitposting on insta stories but less frequently ✌🏻
Will probably still be shitposting on insta stories but less frequently ✌🏻
Well, this is gonna be silly fun!
HERIOT playing a one-off hometown show in a 200cap venue where they played one of their first shows as a 4 piece.
Support from Swindon legends Eternal Lord and The Argent Dawn is gonna be amazing too!
HERIOT playing a one-off hometown show in a 200cap venue where they played one of their first shows as a 4 piece.
Support from Swindon legends Eternal Lord and The Argent Dawn is gonna be amazing too!
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Well, this is gonna be silly fun!
HERIOT playing a one-off hometown show in a 200cap venue where they played one of their first shows as a 4 piece.
Support from Swindon legends Eternal Lord and The Argent Dawn is gonna be amazing too!
HERIOT playing a one-off hometown show in a 200cap venue where they played one of their first shows as a 4 piece.
Support from Swindon legends Eternal Lord and The Argent Dawn is gonna be amazing too!
I had dreams involving some bsky lovelies last night so I'm not gonna be able to focus on my actual job with those thoughts in my head 🫠
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I had dreams involving some bsky lovelies last night so I'm not gonna be able to focus on my actual job with those thoughts in my head 🫠
I'd love it if my tics would just, k'know, not do their thing...
I'm WELL aware how tired and stressed I am, I do not need my body to begin moving involuntarily whilst I'm working, eating or driving to remind me that I'm stressed and over tired. 🙃
I'm WELL aware how tired and stressed I am, I do not need my body to begin moving involuntarily whilst I'm working, eating or driving to remind me that I'm stressed and over tired. 🙃
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'd love it if my tics would just, k'know, not do their thing...
I'm WELL aware how tired and stressed I am, I do not need my body to begin moving involuntarily whilst I'm working, eating or driving to remind me that I'm stressed and over tired. 🙃
I'm WELL aware how tired and stressed I am, I do not need my body to begin moving involuntarily whilst I'm working, eating or driving to remind me that I'm stressed and over tired. 🙃
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
• Enter Shikari (honestly, pick one of the 25~ times lol)
• HTRK - Bristol
• Godspeed You! Black Emperor - ArcTanGent
• Converge - ArcTanGent
• Avatar: The Last Airbender Live in Concert
So I included 2 festival shows, sue me 💁🏻♂️
• Enter Shikari (honestly, pick one of the 25~ times lol)
• HTRK - Bristol
• Godspeed You! Black Emperor - ArcTanGent
• Converge - ArcTanGent
• Avatar: The Last Airbender Live in Concert
So I included 2 festival shows, sue me 💁🏻♂️
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Anna Vissi - 50 years concert at Larnaca
Girls aloud - The Girls Aloud Show Manchester
Placebo - Sheffield
Florence and the Machine - Dance Fever tour
Coldplay - Wembley
My chaotic music taste 😅
Anna Vissi - 50 years concert at Larnaca
Girls aloud - The Girls Aloud Show Manchester
Placebo - Sheffield
Florence and the Machine - Dance Fever tour
Coldplay - Wembley
My chaotic music taste 😅
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Silversun Pickups - Ft. Lauderdale
Duran Duran - Miami
Rise Against - Miami
Soundgarden - West Palm Beach
Metallica - Miami
Silversun Pickups - Ft. Lauderdale
Duran Duran - Miami
Rise Against - Miami
Soundgarden - West Palm Beach
Metallica - Miami
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
• Enter Shikari (honestly, pick one of the 25~ times lol)
• HTRK - Bristol
• Godspeed You! Black Emperor - ArcTanGent
• Converge - ArcTanGent
• Avatar: The Last Airbender Live in Concert
So I included 2 festival shows, sue me 💁🏻♂️
• Enter Shikari (honestly, pick one of the 25~ times lol)
• HTRK - Bristol
• Godspeed You! Black Emperor - ArcTanGent
• Converge - ArcTanGent
• Avatar: The Last Airbender Live in Concert
So I included 2 festival shows, sue me 💁🏻♂️
What is happening in your 2026?!
Friend
Penis
Pizza
Sounds good to me 👀
Friend
Penis
Pizza
Sounds good to me 👀
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What is happening in your 2026?!
Friend
Penis
Pizza
Sounds good to me 👀
Friend
Penis
Pizza
Sounds good to me 👀
Woke up convinced it was Friday.
Remembered it's Thursday and now I'm sad again.
This week is dragging and I'm not having the best time tbh.
Remembered it's Thursday and now I'm sad again.
This week is dragging and I'm not having the best time tbh.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Woke up convinced it was Friday.
Remembered it's Thursday and now I'm sad again.
This week is dragging and I'm not having the best time tbh.
Remembered it's Thursday and now I'm sad again.
This week is dragging and I'm not having the best time tbh.
At this point I'm not above [REDACTED], [REDACTED] or even [REDACTED] (for the right person) if it means I can secure a full time job closer to home...
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
At this point I'm not above [REDACTED], [REDACTED] or even [REDACTED] (for the right person) if it means I can secure a full time job closer to home...
Legit shaking with rage after hearing that one of my best friends has had to deal with dickhead 'men' threatening her with violence, SA and more on the daily when she's just trying to live her life and do her job - which is managing a fucking art shop.
Never wanted to hurl bricks so badly 🧱😡🤬😤
Never wanted to hurl bricks so badly 🧱😡🤬😤
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Legit shaking with rage after hearing that one of my best friends has had to deal with dickhead 'men' threatening her with violence, SA and more on the daily when she's just trying to live her life and do her job - which is managing a fucking art shop.
Never wanted to hurl bricks so badly 🧱😡🤬😤
Never wanted to hurl bricks so badly 🧱😡🤬😤
Car's frosted and I still don't know where my gloves are to help when I scrape it 🫠
Goodbye feeling in my hands for most of the drive in 😭😭
Goodbye feeling in my hands for most of the drive in 😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Car's frosted and I still don't know where my gloves are to help when I scrape it 🫠
Goodbye feeling in my hands for most of the drive in 😭😭
Goodbye feeling in my hands for most of the drive in 😭😭
Ok but Fatal Flaw by Arm's Length and I Don't Like Who I Was Then by The Wonder Years are still huge gut punches, no matter how many times I've heard them.
Been listening to the Wonder Years song since it came out 10(!!!) years ago and I still get goosebumps & well up...
Been listening to the Wonder Years song since it came out 10(!!!) years ago and I still get goosebumps & well up...
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ok but Fatal Flaw by Arm's Length and I Don't Like Who I Was Then by The Wonder Years are still huge gut punches, no matter how many times I've heard them.
Been listening to the Wonder Years song since it came out 10(!!!) years ago and I still get goosebumps & well up...
Been listening to the Wonder Years song since it came out 10(!!!) years ago and I still get goosebumps & well up...
Reposted by Keith
Not Bert & Ernie trynna get Jonathan into a throuple
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Not Bert & Ernie trynna get Jonathan into a throuple
Me enjoying said glass* of alcohol-free rosé 🥰🛀
(*yes, that's a tumbler. No, we don't own any wine glasses 💁🏻♂️)
(*yes, that's a tumbler. No, we don't own any wine glasses 💁🏻♂️)
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me enjoying said glass* of alcohol-free rosé 🥰🛀
(*yes, that's a tumbler. No, we don't own any wine glasses 💁🏻♂️)
(*yes, that's a tumbler. No, we don't own any wine glasses 💁🏻♂️)
My partner is too fucking cute 😭
He ordered some alcohol-free rosé to celebrate our anniversary today but also ran a bath for me as soon as we got in from work.
He also left my favourite bath bomb on the side for me the side AND brought up a glass of said rosé for me to have while I relax 😭😭😭😭
He ordered some alcohol-free rosé to celebrate our anniversary today but also ran a bath for me as soon as we got in from work.
He also left my favourite bath bomb on the side for me the side AND brought up a glass of said rosé for me to have while I relax 😭😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My partner is too fucking cute 😭
He ordered some alcohol-free rosé to celebrate our anniversary today but also ran a bath for me as soon as we got in from work.
He also left my favourite bath bomb on the side for me the side AND brought up a glass of said rosé for me to have while I relax 😭😭😭😭
He ordered some alcohol-free rosé to celebrate our anniversary today but also ran a bath for me as soon as we got in from work.
He also left my favourite bath bomb on the side for me the side AND brought up a glass of said rosé for me to have while I relax 😭😭😭😭
What's that? It's time for bed and Keith's got his mood light in again? Groundbreaking...
Anyways, been a hectic weekend but still productive!
Time to try and squeeze in as much sleep as I can ahead of another busy week at work...
Night folks!
Anyways, been a hectic weekend but still productive!
Time to try and squeeze in as much sleep as I can ahead of another busy week at work...
Night folks!
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
What's that? It's time for bed and Keith's got his mood light in again? Groundbreaking...
Anyways, been a hectic weekend but still productive!
Time to try and squeeze in as much sleep as I can ahead of another busy week at work...
Night folks!
Anyways, been a hectic weekend but still productive!
Time to try and squeeze in as much sleep as I can ahead of another busy week at work...
Night folks!
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Not quite from where I'm from, but close enough
Not quite from where I'm from, but close enough
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Not quite from where I'm from, but close enough
Not quite from where I'm from, but close enough
Winter Forever 🖤🤍
I loved this album from the moment I first hit play.
It's part of the soundtrack to a time where I felt very lost and unsure of myself, but the one thing I knew was that music would help.
This is always part of my winter rotation and I think it always will be.
I loved this album from the moment I first hit play.
It's part of the soundtrack to a time where I felt very lost and unsure of myself, but the one thing I knew was that music would help.
This is always part of my winter rotation and I think it always will be.
WFX (Ten Years of Winter Forever) by Seahaven on Apple Music
Album · 2021 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Winter Forever 🖤🤍
I loved this album from the moment I first hit play.
It's part of the soundtrack to a time where I felt very lost and unsure of myself, but the one thing I knew was that music would help.
This is always part of my winter rotation and I think it always will be.
I loved this album from the moment I first hit play.
It's part of the soundtrack to a time where I felt very lost and unsure of myself, but the one thing I knew was that music would help.
This is always part of my winter rotation and I think it always will be.
Haven't had chance to wear this jacket much this year but I put it on today and IT ZIPS UP NOW 😭
I love how it looks open, but now that I've trimmed up more and it zips up I can actually wear it more out and about 😍
It also matches my fave pair of Reeboks so it's a sign!
I love how it looks open, but now that I've trimmed up more and it zips up I can actually wear it more out and about 😍
It also matches my fave pair of Reeboks so it's a sign!
"How 'bout those Dolphins, huh?!"
My brother-in-law got me this retro Miami Dolphins jacket as we all love The Birdcage an honestly, I fucking LOVE it!
This is my personality now.
My brother-in-law got me this retro Miami Dolphins jacket as we all love The Birdcage an honestly, I fucking LOVE it!
This is my personality now.
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Haven't had chance to wear this jacket much this year but I put it on today and IT ZIPS UP NOW 😭
I love how it looks open, but now that I've trimmed up more and it zips up I can actually wear it more out and about 😍
It also matches my fave pair of Reeboks so it's a sign!
I love how it looks open, but now that I've trimmed up more and it zips up I can actually wear it more out and about 😍
It also matches my fave pair of Reeboks so it's a sign!
Yes, hi, I'd love a job that's closer to home asap so I can have a month where I don't end up using my fucking overdraft.
Thanks 🫠
(Lottery win or sugar daddy still welcome though)
Thanks 🫠
(Lottery win or sugar daddy still welcome though)
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Yes, hi, I'd love a job that's closer to home asap so I can have a month where I don't end up using my fucking overdraft.
Thanks 🫠
(Lottery win or sugar daddy still welcome though)
Thanks 🫠
(Lottery win or sugar daddy still welcome though)
Ugh, something's going through me... this is not fun....
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ugh, something's going through me... this is not fun....
This.
Personally, I have no qualms talking about why I don't drink anymore but for others it's a lot more difficult.
Also it's no-one's business. No explanation is needed so just don't be a dick about it - no means no in ANY circumstance.
Personally, I have no qualms talking about why I don't drink anymore but for others it's a lot more difficult.
Also it's no-one's business. No explanation is needed so just don't be a dick about it - no means no in ANY circumstance.
Just a little holiday PSA.
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This.
Personally, I have no qualms talking about why I don't drink anymore but for others it's a lot more difficult.
Also it's no-one's business. No explanation is needed so just don't be a dick about it - no means no in ANY circumstance.
Personally, I have no qualms talking about why I don't drink anymore but for others it's a lot more difficult.
Also it's no-one's business. No explanation is needed so just don't be a dick about it - no means no in ANY circumstance.
I sat on the end of the bed listening to music and just taking in the views earlier and I've never felt so content.
Pictures don't really do it justice...
Pictures don't really do it justice...
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I sat on the end of the bed listening to music and just taking in the views earlier and I've never felt so content.
Pictures don't really do it justice...
Pictures don't really do it justice...
I'm in Sainsbury’s and I've just seen a guy in shorts and flip flops...
Folks, it is 1°C outside!
Folks, it is 1°C outside!
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm in Sainsbury’s and I've just seen a guy in shorts and flip flops...
Folks, it is 1°C outside!
Folks, it is 1°C outside!
Reposted by Keith
Happy 60th birthday to the iconic Björk.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Happy 60th birthday to the iconic Björk.