Keith
@skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social
He/ Him. 30. Graphic designer. Music reviewer. lover of music and art ✌🏻🏳️🌈
Lots of sarcasm, dad jokes and tongue in cheek posts too.
"Can identify songs off a couple of notes, like a human Shazam"
Lots of sarcasm, dad jokes and tongue in cheek posts too.
"Can identify songs off a couple of notes, like a human Shazam"
Well, this is gonna be silly fun!
HERIOT playing a one-off hometown show in a 200cap venue where they played one of their first shows as a 4 piece.
Support from Swindon legends Eternal Lord and The Argent Dawn is gonna be amazing too!
HERIOT playing a one-off hometown show in a 200cap venue where they played one of their first shows as a 4 piece.
Support from Swindon legends Eternal Lord and The Argent Dawn is gonna be amazing too!
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Well, this is gonna be silly fun!
HERIOT playing a one-off hometown show in a 200cap venue where they played one of their first shows as a 4 piece.
Support from Swindon legends Eternal Lord and The Argent Dawn is gonna be amazing too!
HERIOT playing a one-off hometown show in a 200cap venue where they played one of their first shows as a 4 piece.
Support from Swindon legends Eternal Lord and The Argent Dawn is gonna be amazing too!
What is happening in your 2026?!
Friend
Penis
Pizza
Sounds good to me 👀
Friend
Penis
Pizza
Sounds good to me 👀
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What is happening in your 2026?!
Friend
Penis
Pizza
Sounds good to me 👀
Friend
Penis
Pizza
Sounds good to me 👀
Me enjoying said glass* of alcohol-free rosé 🥰🛀
(*yes, that's a tumbler. No, we don't own any wine glasses 💁🏻♂️)
(*yes, that's a tumbler. No, we don't own any wine glasses 💁🏻♂️)
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me enjoying said glass* of alcohol-free rosé 🥰🛀
(*yes, that's a tumbler. No, we don't own any wine glasses 💁🏻♂️)
(*yes, that's a tumbler. No, we don't own any wine glasses 💁🏻♂️)
What's that? It's time for bed and Keith's got his mood light in again? Groundbreaking...
Anyways, been a hectic weekend but still productive!
Time to try and squeeze in as much sleep as I can ahead of another busy week at work...
Night folks!
Anyways, been a hectic weekend but still productive!
Time to try and squeeze in as much sleep as I can ahead of another busy week at work...
Night folks!
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
What's that? It's time for bed and Keith's got his mood light in again? Groundbreaking...
Anyways, been a hectic weekend but still productive!
Time to try and squeeze in as much sleep as I can ahead of another busy week at work...
Night folks!
Anyways, been a hectic weekend but still productive!
Time to try and squeeze in as much sleep as I can ahead of another busy week at work...
Night folks!
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Not quite from where I'm from, but close enough
Not quite from where I'm from, but close enough
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Not quite from where I'm from, but close enough
Not quite from where I'm from, but close enough
I sat on the end of the bed listening to music and just taking in the views earlier and I've never felt so content.
Pictures don't really do it justice...
Pictures don't really do it justice...
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I sat on the end of the bed listening to music and just taking in the views earlier and I've never felt so content.
Pictures don't really do it justice...
Pictures don't really do it justice...
Throwback Thursday
Year 11 prom, 2011 lol
Year 11 prom, 2011 lol
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Throwback Thursday
Year 11 prom, 2011 lol
Year 11 prom, 2011 lol
"Feels like -3°C"
Feels like I should be tucked up in bed and not preparing to scrape the car before driving 2hrs to work 😒
Feels like I should be tucked up in bed and not preparing to scrape the car before driving 2hrs to work 😒
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
"Feels like -3°C"
Feels like I should be tucked up in bed and not preparing to scrape the car before driving 2hrs to work 😒
Feels like I should be tucked up in bed and not preparing to scrape the car before driving 2hrs to work 😒
Should've been in bed nearly an hour ago but we got home late and then got distracted catching up on Sewing Bee...
anyhoo, another day done and closer to the weekend!
Sleep well, folks!
anyhoo, another day done and closer to the weekend!
Sleep well, folks!
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Should've been in bed nearly an hour ago but we got home late and then got distracted catching up on Sewing Bee...
anyhoo, another day done and closer to the weekend!
Sleep well, folks!
anyhoo, another day done and closer to the weekend!
Sleep well, folks!
And just like that, the weekend's gone... time for some much needed beauty sleep ahead of another busy week at work 🫠
Night you lovely lot!
Night you lovely lot!
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
And just like that, the weekend's gone... time for some much needed beauty sleep ahead of another busy week at work 🫠
Night you lovely lot!
Night you lovely lot!
Don't know where my Christmas jumpers are, but I found this in Tesco...
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Don't know where my Christmas jumpers are, but I found this in Tesco...
One wants a hint of colour...
Didn't do my hair because it's Friday and the weather's so bad out that it would've been wrecked getting across the car park anyhoo 🫠
Merry Friday and all that!
Didn't do my hair because it's Friday and the weather's so bad out that it would've been wrecked getting across the car park anyhoo 🫠
Merry Friday and all that!
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
One wants a hint of colour...
Didn't do my hair because it's Friday and the weather's so bad out that it would've been wrecked getting across the car park anyhoo 🫠
Merry Friday and all that!
Didn't do my hair because it's Friday and the weather's so bad out that it would've been wrecked getting across the car park anyhoo 🫠
Merry Friday and all that!
It's cold and I'm also feeling a little off kilter so it's a jumper and pyjama bottoms (with socks!) in bed kinda night 😩
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's cold and I'm also feeling a little off kilter so it's a jumper and pyjama bottoms (with socks!) in bed kinda night 😩
And just like that, the weekend is done. Time to try and get some decent sleep and not let the Sunday Scaries set in...
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
And just like that, the weekend is done. Time to try and get some decent sleep and not let the Sunday Scaries set in...
Forgot to to grab my earphones for the gym so it's grunts, whirring of machines, slamming of weights and the terrible gym music soundtracking today's workout 🫠
At least I'm repoing Talons at the gym today 🙌🏻
(Also hello crazy bed head that wouldn't go away lol)
At least I'm repoing Talons at the gym today 🙌🏻
(Also hello crazy bed head that wouldn't go away lol)
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Forgot to to grab my earphones for the gym so it's grunts, whirring of machines, slamming of weights and the terrible gym music soundtracking today's workout 🫠
At least I'm repoing Talons at the gym today 🙌🏻
(Also hello crazy bed head that wouldn't go away lol)
At least I'm repoing Talons at the gym today 🙌🏻
(Also hello crazy bed head that wouldn't go away lol)
Alright, I'm up and out of bed... now what?
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Alright, I'm up and out of bed... now what?
Early(ish) night as we need to get to the gym a little earlier than usual tomorrow.
Nighty night folks ✌🏻
Nighty night folks ✌🏻
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Early(ish) night as we need to get to the gym a little earlier than usual tomorrow.
Nighty night folks ✌🏻
Nighty night folks ✌🏻
"Pop punk dad goes to the shops"
So glad it's flannel weather, just need it to cool off more so I can get the beanies in rotation too!
So glad it's flannel weather, just need it to cool off more so I can get the beanies in rotation too!
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"Pop punk dad goes to the shops"
So glad it's flannel weather, just need it to cool off more so I can get the beanies in rotation too!
So glad it's flannel weather, just need it to cool off more so I can get the beanies in rotation too!
Red-y for bed
Night 🥱✌🏻
Night 🥱✌🏻
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Red-y for bed
Night 🥱✌🏻
Night 🥱✌🏻
Almost forgot I bought these recently!
I generally keep to my old faithfuls when it comes to Lush, buuuuuut I fucking LOVE Scooby-Doo so I grabbed these from the remaining stock.
I generally keep to my old faithfuls when it comes to Lush, buuuuuut I fucking LOVE Scooby-Doo so I grabbed these from the remaining stock.
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Almost forgot I bought these recently!
I generally keep to my old faithfuls when it comes to Lush, buuuuuut I fucking LOVE Scooby-Doo so I grabbed these from the remaining stock.
I generally keep to my old faithfuls when it comes to Lush, buuuuuut I fucking LOVE Scooby-Doo so I grabbed these from the remaining stock.
Me: I'm gonna be good and not snack too much because I'm making good progress
*bestie's Xmas parcel arrives*
Me:
*bestie's Xmas parcel arrives*
Me:
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me: I'm gonna be good and not snack too much because I'm making good progress
*bestie's Xmas parcel arrives*
Me:
*bestie's Xmas parcel arrives*
Me:
Gig on a school night as if I'm 18 again...
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Gig on a school night as if I'm 18 again...
Gay superpowers restored, yada yada yada...
Off to Bristol for a mooch before dinner and the gigs✌🏻
Off to Bristol for a mooch before dinner and the gigs✌🏻
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Gay superpowers restored, yada yada yada...
Off to Bristol for a mooch before dinner and the gigs✌🏻
Off to Bristol for a mooch before dinner and the gigs✌🏻
Off to get my mop chopped.
Loooong overdue and I feel bad because there's a lot of hair to get through 😅
Loooong overdue and I feel bad because there's a lot of hair to get through 😅
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Off to get my mop chopped.
Loooong overdue and I feel bad because there's a lot of hair to get through 😅
Loooong overdue and I feel bad because there's a lot of hair to get through 😅
So Creeper making a silver bullet vibrator as merch wasn't on my bingo card but here we are 😂
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So Creeper making a silver bullet vibrator as merch wasn't on my bingo card but here we are 😂