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vvitch and vvolf
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I love steak.
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For ACEOS- https://www.etsy.com/shop/VVitchandVVolf
What are the first 5 days after Sunday always the worst?
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We’re playing with my dog and my dog is getting out of control so my granddaughter said, “we should call her hurricane Barbara.”
Except she pronounced it ‘horricane.’
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
One thing about me is that I will eat 4 oz of goat cheese in one sitting and still have room for more.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Saturday night goofing with my granddaughter. I usually don’t post her on public social media but since she’s has mask-like makeup on I thought I’d share. She’s proud of her ideas - we did one other one but I haven’t edited it yet.
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I did a little series of 9 Solstice gouache paintings and they’re available on my Etsy shop. They’re all original gouache paintings, not prints, 2.5”x3.5” ACEOs.

www.etsy.com/shop/VVitcha...
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My cat has been a menace since she came back from the kennel a few weeks ago. She’s been going into containers to pull out cat treats on her own, sassing my dog & making bread on the back of my head if I sit on the couch.
She stole a napkin out of my lunch box … tell
Me why she is sleeping on it?
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Forbes I think you meant ‘widely considered a war criminal.’
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Just sharing this- the website is up.
bigbeautifulboycott.us
Big Beautiful Boycott
The Big Beautiful Boycott stops funding to those funding fascism. Every dollar is a choice
bigbeautifulboycott.us
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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We are now officially entering tamales season. They will begin to threaten every breakfast, every lunch, every dinner. They creep closer until they overpower all other possible meal options. They will hang over a Mexican's head like a Tamal of Damocles.
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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you are so much closer to needing disability benefits than you are to becoming a billionaire.
October 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
About 7-8 years ago I had a flare up that did some neurological stuff to me. One of those things was altering my ability to draw… in that I could not draw or paint anymore- at least not like before.
This year I’ve been reteaching myself to draw and paint and it really sucked at first.
It was HARD
October 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@thebigleblueski.bsky.social @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social

The rest of the world is finally catching up to me.
September 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Today after work when I was picking up my granddaughter from school, some woman yelled, “you don’t look like the type of person to drive a Camaro, ” at me.
She was across the street and walking her dog and felt the need to tell me that.
People are weird.
September 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You guys … I’m ashamed to admit this but I ate a taco with a fork today.
September 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What a ridiculous time to be alive.
September 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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MY BODY: Do you wanna have a flare up?

ME: No.

MY BODY (repeats 1,000 times): pleaseeeeeee

ME: Fine. Just shut up.
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Will there ever be a day in my life where a dog and a cat and a child don’t follow me into the bathroom?
It doesn’t seem likely.
September 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My daughter recently got married in Dubai and her husband is still in Tehran. She’s trying to get him out but she needs help with the immigration attorney and some other unexpected expenses.
This is her gofundme… if anyone is in a position to help out, even with just a repost

gofund.me/8da095eb
Donate to It turns out eloping isn't always the cheapest way to marry, organized by Shahrzad Parsi
My husband and I eloped the other month because let's be real… Shahrzad Parsi needs your support for It turns out eloping isn't always the cheapest way to marry
gofund.me
August 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
CVS is absolutely stupid.
They have a drive thru pharmacy and they DO NIT SELL COVID TESTS IN THE DRIVE THRU.
You have to go into the store to buy it … doesn’t buying a test imply you might have it?
How does that make sense?
Even with Apple Pay I had to touch the keypad.
CVS SUCKS.
August 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A little video of me painting, with the finished product at the end, and some of the most recent ACEOs I’ve been painting.
The last two of mine are just practice and copies of someone else’s paintings so they’re not listed on my eBay, but the others are. Included my granddaughter’s paintings.
August 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I just listed a few ACEO original paintings on eBay. If you like spooky little paintings (very little) they’re original art, not prints and still under $5.

ebay.us/m/SuWjXh
Security Measure
ebay.us
July 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
TF is going on in my granddaughter’s bedroom?
July 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My neighbors electric car sends my Chromesthesia into chaos. It looks like a lightning storm.
July 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’ve been trying to fit in creative time because I’ve been overwhelmed over the past 12 months. I have very little free time, so I’ve been trying to fit in creative stuff I can do with my granddaughter. Yesterday we started making ACEOs. It’s been fun!
July 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM