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I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?
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The light poles in Philly must be feeling what the couches in the VP’s residence felt on election night.
February 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I got death threats for writing about heavy metal bands that happened to have women in them. These wealthy politicians need to grow up
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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hello, my name is sam altman with an important transmission.

you may be familiar with my product, mega-plagiarizer 9000.

i have compelling evidence that the chinese have plagiarized the mega-plagiarizer 9000 in creating their rival mega-plagiarizer.

this is unacceptable and will teach me nothing
January 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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United Airlines Rolls Out New “24 Years Without a 9/11” Ad Campaign - The Hard Times

thehardtimes.net/culture/unit...
United Airlines Rolls Out New “24 Years Without a 9/11” Ad Campaign - The Hard Times
United Airlines unveiled a new ad campaign that will emphasize the length of time that’s passed since the coordinated attacks on the United States by members of al-Qaeda on September 11, 2001.
thehardtimes.net
January 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It wants a tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
January 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is fucking hilarious.
January 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM