panic! at the everywhere
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here for a long time, not for a good time
#pittbs 📍 pgh(ish)
🏳️🌈 he/him
#pittbs 📍 pgh(ish)
🏳️🌈 he/him
I don’t know about you but I’m ready for this snow to melt already
February 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I don’t know about you but I’m ready for this snow to melt already
Okay campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties cuz it’s COOOOLD out there!
Groundhog Day - Clock Radio (audio)
YouTube video by Coda Gardner
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Okay campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties cuz it’s COOOOLD out there!
this is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
this is who runs this account
6,495 days later, January is finally over 🥴
February 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
6,495 days later, January is finally over 🥴
Important
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Important
Five classes I took in college:
Comedy Films
Kickboxing
History of the American Frontier (taught by an Australian)
Basics of Spaceflight
Modern French Novel
Comedy Films
Kickboxing
History of the American Frontier (taught by an Australian)
Basics of Spaceflight
Modern French Novel
Five classes I took in college:
History of jazz
Christian/Islamic relations
Alcohol use and abuse
Tai chi
Intelligent life in the universe
Contemporary literature in context
History of jazz
Christian/Islamic relations
Alcohol use and abuse
Tai chi
Intelligent life in the universe
Contemporary literature in context
Five classes I took in college:
Ultimate frisbee/flag football
Jewish history, 1492-present
History of film
Religion and the news
Ethics of journalism
Ultimate frisbee/flag football
Jewish history, 1492-present
History of film
Religion and the news
Ethics of journalism
January 31, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Five classes I took in college:
Comedy Films
Kickboxing
History of the American Frontier (taught by an Australian)
Basics of Spaceflight
Modern French Novel
Comedy Films
Kickboxing
History of the American Frontier (taught by an Australian)
Basics of Spaceflight
Modern French Novel
RIP to a true legend
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
RIP to a true legend
This will be the 3rd Super Bowl where both head coaches have the same first name (Mike).
The other two (32 and 45) were also both Mike-Mike games
The other two (32 and 45) were also both Mike-Mike games
January 26, 2026 at 4:39 AM
This will be the 3rd Super Bowl where both head coaches have the same first name (Mike).
The other two (32 and 45) were also both Mike-Mike games
The other two (32 and 45) were also both Mike-Mike games
Did a time lapse of the snowstorm from my bedroom window on an iPod touch from 2013
January 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Did a time lapse of the snowstorm from my bedroom window on an iPod touch from 2013
The Patriots going back to the Super Bowl has to be considered a form of abuse for the rest of us
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The Patriots going back to the Super Bowl has to be considered a form of abuse for the rest of us
And here. we. go.
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 AM
And here. we. go.
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I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
Minneapolis police chief Brian O'Hara says that the victim was a 37-year-old white man and US citizen with no criminal record and that he was a legally permitted gun owner.
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
Reposted by panic! at the everywhere
Reposted by panic! at the everywhere
Fuck ICE and anyone who stands with them
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Fuck ICE and anyone who stands with them
Reposted by panic! at the everywhere
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
The school has me teaching this SAT prep course this semester and I (a social studies teacher with a lifelong hatred of math) was just teaching algebra on the board to a class.
My 8th grade algebra teacher is smiling up at me from hell.
My 8th grade algebra teacher is smiling up at me from hell.
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The school has me teaching this SAT prep course this semester and I (a social studies teacher with a lifelong hatred of math) was just teaching algebra on the board to a class.
My 8th grade algebra teacher is smiling up at me from hell.
My 8th grade algebra teacher is smiling up at me from hell.
At first I thought this person was bragging about being a widow which… weird flex, but okay… then I read the frame and realized it’s far more depressing: a Disney adult
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
At first I thought this person was bragging about being a widow which… weird flex, but okay… then I read the frame and realized it’s far more depressing: a Disney adult
About two minutes away from hissing at someone in Walmart
January 22, 2026 at 8:51 PM
About two minutes away from hissing at someone in Walmart
Don’t forget to stock up on nicotine before the snowstorm!
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Don’t forget to stock up on nicotine before the snowstorm!