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Love to go to work plentiful cap
July 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Love to go to work plentiful cap
Giant’s hand descended from the clouds, picked me up and they blew my eyelashes off like I was a dandelion :(
May 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Giant’s hand descended from the clouds, picked me up and they blew my eyelashes off like I was a dandelion :(
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I'm not gonna lie I would love to live deliciously
March 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I'm not gonna lie I would love to live deliciously
You’re telling me a macadamia nut in this cookie?
March 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You’re telling me a macadamia nut in this cookie?
The macadamia nut cookie of it all
March 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The macadamia nut cookie of it all
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KID: i hate Arizona.
DAD: me Tucson.
DAD: me Tucson.
March 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
KID: i hate Arizona.
DAD: me Tucson.
DAD: me Tucson.
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Using the crying emoji to react to everything in MS Teams
February 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Using the crying emoji to react to everything in MS Teams
Frugal archers! Make haste and harvest the wayward shafts of Cupid’s spent arrows littering the streets tonight
February 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Frugal archers! Make haste and harvest the wayward shafts of Cupid’s spent arrows littering the streets tonight
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You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
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i’ve been asked to leave my tech job after i badly misinterpreted what a “standup meeting” was and performed my tight five about dating apps to a bewildered zoom call
February 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i’ve been asked to leave my tech job after i badly misinterpreted what a “standup meeting” was and performed my tight five about dating apps to a bewildered zoom call
*Cocteau Twins voice* Punxsutawney Phiiiiiil, Punxsutawney Phiiiiiil, Punxsutawney Phiiiiiil
February 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
*Cocteau Twins voice* Punxsutawney Phiiiiiil, Punxsutawney Phiiiiiil, Punxsutawney Phiiiiiil
To the person that said the lyric’s of Serpentskirt’s chorus are “Punxsutawney Phil” x50….I’m coming to get you. I’m cooking this ear-worm into your next omelette. A worm is going to die. Do you feel bad? Ralph the worm. Who had a life, and a semi-successful pyramid scheme he ran, and 3 pet fleas—
February 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
To the person that said the lyric’s of Serpentskirt’s chorus are “Punxsutawney Phil” x50….I’m coming to get you. I’m cooking this ear-worm into your next omelette. A worm is going to die. Do you feel bad? Ralph the worm. Who had a life, and a semi-successful pyramid scheme he ran, and 3 pet fleas—
“I’m shifting! I’m shifting!” I exclaim. (Not into an alternate universe) (Just warning my dog so he isn’t alarmed when my glow-stick of a body cracks for the 40th time that day)
February 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
“I’m shifting! I’m shifting!” I exclaim. (Not into an alternate universe) (Just warning my dog so he isn’t alarmed when my glow-stick of a body cracks for the 40th time that day)
OH MY GOD HI MAUNSELL FORTS!!! I feel like Elvis just personally grated Parmesan on my pasta right now I love you it’s okay I’ll bring a Camelbak and a thick cardigan I’ll make it work<3333
We're honestly very sorry - but we are a bit rickety these days and there's no food, no water and no heating.
But other than all that - you'd be very welcome. 👍😁
But other than all that - you'd be very welcome. 👍😁
What do you mean I can’t live in the Maunsell Sea Forts
February 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
OH MY GOD HI MAUNSELL FORTS!!! I feel like Elvis just personally grated Parmesan on my pasta right now I love you it’s okay I’ll bring a Camelbak and a thick cardigan I’ll make it work<3333
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more professions should have unique and stupid hats
January 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
more professions should have unique and stupid hats
Thankfully I fully reentered my Tumblr era last month so I won’t be clawing at the walls without tokkytiktac~
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Thankfully I fully reentered my Tumblr era last month so I won’t be clawing at the walls without tokkytiktac~
“Can you test my Calendly link for me?” Ofc I got you bestie:
January 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Can you test my Calendly link for me?” Ofc I got you bestie:
Tree
Gonna doxx a bird
January 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Tree
Gonna doxx a bird
January 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Gonna doxx a bird
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laughing in bed, sleigh crashing through the roof and impaling me in slow motion as gary jules’ cover of mad world plays
December 25, 2024 at 4:52 AM
laughing in bed, sleigh crashing through the roof and impaling me in slow motion as gary jules’ cover of mad world plays
I’ve been deemed an upstanding citizen within Santa’s panopticon. My reward this year is socks :)
December 25, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I’ve been deemed an upstanding citizen within Santa’s panopticon. My reward this year is socks :)
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The Xanax You Gave Linus Weren’t Real, Charlie Brown. You Have The Right To Remain Silent
December 25, 2024 at 5:46 PM
The Xanax You Gave Linus Weren’t Real, Charlie Brown. You Have The Right To Remain Silent
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hawk tuah the herald angels sing you just gotta spit on that thing
December 25, 2024 at 6:30 PM
hawk tuah the herald angels sing you just gotta spit on that thing
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millennial ting she going grink mode till i meep
December 23, 2024 at 10:45 PM
millennial ting she going grink mode till i meep