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chatbots e geradores de imagens são ferramentas fascistas nada me convence do contrário
isso está me dirigindo insano
February 19, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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"Eu não sei, só sei tentar."
Me deixou reflexivo
Eu não tenho as respostas, eu só insisto.
February 18, 2026 at 10:20 AM
vi q a tɛsla ta fazendo um carro chamado cybɛrcab e eu li cybercrab e ja tava aw great carnicization all over again
February 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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bizarro ser amado muitomuitomuito por alguém
February 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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todo mundo falando de como esse ano o ano novo chinês coincidiu com o nosso ano novo

e se a gente usasse bichos pra definir os nossos anos tbm? obviamente no nosso caso seriam oriundos do jogo do bicho

estamos em 2026, i.e. o segundo ano do carneiro
February 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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foda
Swiss Olympic bobsled commentator broke a century of neutrality and spent the entire run of the Israeli bobsled team recounting all the pro-genocide remarks and social media posts by Adam Edelman, one of the apartheid state athletes.

Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
February 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fato curioso que não significa nada: dentro da palavra "libgen" tem a sigla IBGE
February 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
essa frase (!!!)
AI does not enhance “efficiency.” AI is a permission structure for a totalizing regime of austerity and labor immiseration.
“We plan to hire an AI rewrite specialist to ingest the reporting by Hannah and others and use AI to convert it into stories.”

The editor of the Cleveland Plain Dealer said it will use AI to ‘write’ its articles.

www.cleveland.com/news/2025/10...
February 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Well said, Bad Bunny. Well said.
February 8, 2026 at 1:36 PM
eu após a feijoada amanha
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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alerta de urso gordinho boiando em águas transparentes (pois está gordinho)
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
for archival purposes only
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
se vc parar pra pensar essa frase é uma condicional mas q ao invés de uma if-clause ela usa uma locução adverbial
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
palavra #taurepang do dia:
[pi.'ka] - cuco, alma de gato, chincoã

desenho por Mario Taurepang

www.japiim.linguasyanomami.com/dic/taurepan...
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
começo do slasher elevador assassino
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Glacier the skunk is chowing down on an apple in her home at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Until 1993, Glacier would have been in Family Mustelidae with weasels & badgers.

But molecular evidence showed that her ancestors diverged 60 MYA, so she gets her own family: Mephitidae which means, roughly, "stinky."
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
o empresario vocaroo.com
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder
Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
vocaroo.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
espero com muita devoção que (a) exploda(m)
Se você por acaso sabe algo da localização desses data centers que a empresa não quis revelar "por questões de segurança", você pode falar comigo de maneira segura via Signal em laisfm.02 ou email laisfm@proton.me: 🙃
Microsoft inaugura data centers de IA no Brasil em São Paulo | G1
Com investimento de R$ 14,7 bilhões, a Microsoft inaugura data centers de IA em São Paulo e planeja capacitar 5 milhões de brasileiros em tecnologia até 2027.
g1.globo.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
recordings are phonemes, concerts are phones
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Lol Ah the made up world fascists live in... this is not a left-right issue. Everyone in the Spanish-speaking world sees América as a continent. In fact, several countries even use “estadounidense” (United-Statian). This is about history and cartography. Plus, before 1898 loads of Americans agreed
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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gente to vendendo um fogão e uma mesa pq me mudo literalmente AMANHÃ por favor bluesky me ajudo negocio tudo pode buscar qlqr hora de vddzinha

niteroi/rj/sg falem comigo
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 PM