Yeah I'm on the Rhea Seehorn diet. I see horn, I rhea it.
Rhea Seehorn is fucking magnificent.
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Yeah I'm on the Rhea Seehorn diet. I see horn, I rhea it.
Yeah I'm on the skeleton panda sea squirt diet: I see skeleton panda, I squirt it
ok yes those are definitely skeleton panda sea squirts
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Yeah I'm on the skeleton panda sea squirt diet: I see skeleton panda, I squirt it
Halloween should be less about Reese's Pieces and more about Jeesus's Pierces
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Halloween should be less about Reese's Pieces and more about Jeesus's Pierces
Happy Audrey 2 day to all who celebrate
September 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy Audrey 2 day to all who celebrate
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Today we sit in solemn memory of the tragedy born from the events of Sept 10, 2001 #NeverForget
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Today we sit in solemn memory of the tragedy born from the events of Sept 10, 2001 #NeverForget
The wellness industry isn't
September 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The wellness industry isn't
HAL powering down as I remove the logic cores:
"Decadent hybrid brunch hunch pays off for couple's croffle venture"
"Decadent hybrid brunch hunch pays off for couple's croffle venture"
September 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
HAL powering down as I remove the logic cores:
"Decadent hybrid brunch hunch pays off for couple's croffle venture"
"Decadent hybrid brunch hunch pays off for couple's croffle venture"
It's the Crash Test Yummies
Food reviewers NinaUnrated and Patrick Blackwood were involved in a crash while filming.
August 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's the Crash Test Yummies
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Some of you need to hear this
August 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Some of you need to hear this
Night of the Bong dives.
BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel also wants Pam Bondi gone, considering to leave if Deputy Director Dan Bongino leaves, DOJ source says. - DailyWire
July 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Night of the Bong dives.
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i got the gist of it but full disclosure, being canadian i still don’t fully understand how this whole nyc mayoral election thing works, but on the other hand, the 2018 winnipeg mayoral debates looked like this so i don’t really know who’s better off here
June 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i got the gist of it but full disclosure, being canadian i still don’t fully understand how this whole nyc mayoral election thing works, but on the other hand, the 2018 winnipeg mayoral debates looked like this so i don’t really know who’s better off here
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My boyfriend broke a tooth and the first available dentist appointment is at… tooth hurty
June 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My boyfriend broke a tooth and the first available dentist appointment is at… tooth hurty
Had a first date and we went to Todd Solondz's feelgood hit Happiness.
Here’s a fun distraction what’s the worst movie you’ve watched on a date? Mine is a tie between “Hidden Colors” and “La La Land.”
June 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Had a first date and we went to Todd Solondz's feelgood hit Happiness.
Caught this commedia dell'arte ass shot of my stinky bastard man
June 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Caught this commedia dell'arte ass shot of my stinky bastard man
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Hey babe new season of Drag Race just dropped
May 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hey babe new season of Drag Race just dropped
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I always like The Spectator because the fadeout paywall feels exactly like walking away from someone unbearable at a party
May 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I always like The Spectator because the fadeout paywall feels exactly like walking away from someone unbearable at a party
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‘At least Carney’s not Polievre, or Trump’ say Liberal voters, lowering bar to new levels
April 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
‘At least Carney’s not Polievre, or Trump’ say Liberal voters, lowering bar to new levels
This guy is sitting on his hand before he types his ai prompts
April 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This guy is sitting on his hand before he types his ai prompts
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There's only one little guy at the White House frantically looking for eggs, and it's Elon in my twitter DMs.
April 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
There's only one little guy at the White House frantically looking for eggs, and it's Elon in my twitter DMs.
I I don't truck with Jesus, but I do love running around looking for things
April 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I I don't truck with Jesus, but I do love running around looking for things
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Bluesky you have got to let us turn off reposts in the feed from particular people
April 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Bluesky you have got to let us turn off reposts in the feed from particular people
This is just one of the risks posed by deforestation
Holy shit, someone threw out some porn mags in South Philly and the wind is blowing them EVERYWHERE
March 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is just one of the risks posed by deforestation