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Sir Scroticus
@sirscroticus.bsky.social
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34 He/Him. Sometimes author of smut and some wildlife photog. Amateur bowler that makes money sometimes.
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rott-rott.bsky.social
is this a bass? 🎣 #pokemon
February 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
sirscroticus.bsky.social
Going back through rewatching the Alien movies... And... If you've fought the Xeno's before, why in the FUCK wouldn't you wear a mask that protects your mouth if you have to go back into the fray?

Just seems like it'd be a common sense precaution.
February 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
sirscroticus.bsky.social
Y'know. There are still a bunch of people that say "Eh, just don't watch the news and stay off socials for a week and you'll be fine. Better even tomorrow."

I say fuck that. If I'm going to get fucked I want to make eye contact at least.
February 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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zoeylycanbark.bsky.social
Super late night bump!
February 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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nobukozero.bsky.social
Hello! Sorry for the inactivity~ but a pov shot of a friend becoming inflatable via squeaky snake lady~ #transformation #inflatable #tf
February 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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erospertempus.bsky.social
My wife said something that made me unhinged laugh.

Wife: *pure and innocent thought* No absolutely not. That's too big and it is going to be hell to wash.

Me: *unhinged cursed brain. Garde in the washing machine* "Hey step-bro. I'm stuck"

Laughing ensues. Wife distraught.
joemerrick.bsky.social Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · Jan 31
Oh my...

The Pokémon Center in Japan is doing a life size Gardevoir plush.

That's certainly a choice
January 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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exitrealitystudios.com
🗡️ Hi, I'm the writer and artist behind Bad Influence; a fantasy webcomic about a group of criminals who get dragged into a mystery, and the detective trying to bust them all while wrestling with his feelings for their boss. 😘

#art #webComic #BadInfluenceComic #comics

badinfluencecomic.com
An illustration of my OCs, Vale and Tassera. They're in a booth at the Crow and Lyre tavern, the walls are wood panels, there's a pair of latticed windows behind Tassera's head with bright yellow light coming in. Vale sits on the edge of the left booth seat, one leg stretched out toward the viewer, his sword rests on its point, has right hand holding it up, it's taller than he is, sitting. He has light skin, purple eyes that look away toward the left and the floor, long blue hair pulled back in a half ponytail and a close cut beard. He has a long blue coat, over a blue vest and white shirt with a collar, a strap is around his left upper thigh and knee high boots. Tassera sits on the table to our right, turned toward the right slightly, legs crossed, she holds a dagger in her left hand, cradling the point in her right. She has medium skin, green eyes and wavy purple hair with a slight smirk on her face. She wears a bodice style top in dark purples with straps and thigh high boots. They are both back lit in yellow light from the windows. A cover page for a comic called Bad Influence, the title is in the upper left, the background is a bar with a mirror and some bottles of alcohol on a bar. The foreground had a large table with seven people seated at. The head of a table is a woman with purple hair, she's standing. To the viewer's right is a person holding a clip board, they also have bunny ears, seated below them along our right side of the table we see the back of an elf woman with dark skin and blue hair, below her we se the back of a girl with cat ears, a striped tail and short blond hair. On the table to our left closest to the viewer is a dwarven man with long brown hair in a pony tail and a short leather jacket, above him is a woman making notes in a journal, she has red straight hair and wear a blue coat, above her as a large muscular man, his arms behind his head as he leans back in his chair, he has cinnamon colored hair and a beard. A comic page set in a dark trophy room of a rich nobles manor. It's filled with taxidermy, odd statues in cases, a bust of a former king, odd books etc. Two women Vrilla (long read hair, blue leather coat) and Indi (cat ears, blond short hair, short cloak and a tail) stand in the middle of the room. Vrilla looks to Haln (masculine, dwarf, leather coat, dark hair in a ponytail) as he says "Can we get on with it?" as Vrilla replies "Of course". Vrilla steps up to a case with a statue in it, her hands glow red and runes light up on the case and the fade out. Vrilla gestures to the case "Wards are gone, all yours." Indi takes Vrilla's place next to the case and Indi fades out, we get the impression of Indi's invisible hand reaching into the case and the statue disappears. A 4 panel comic page, the first panel is a figure (Vale) in a backlit doorway, their silhouette suggest a long coat and a sword over one shoulder. A view from behind Vale as he walks into the Crow and Lyre, Tassera sits on a stool facing out from the bar, Alder sits at a long table with an empty breakfast plate and a mug. Tass has left her stool and stands next to the table, hand on one of the chairs, mug raised saying "Ah, detective vale, we were just talking about you". Vale pauses in front of Tassera and gives her an unamused look while Tass grins back like an idiot. Alder, still at the table, looks away awkwardly while drinking his coffee.
December 21, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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sarahmason.art
🪷The Year of the Snake 🪷
January 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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mikelaidlaw.bsky.social
We're a small indie studio with a small indie studio's marketing budget, basically.

We've been very lucky with coverage (thank you, various sites/youtubers/twitch streamers), but word of mouth will be the big driver. Tell your friends!
sulik2.bsky.social Dan @sulik2.bsky.social · Jan 30
#EternalStrands @mikelaidlaw.bsky.social Yo this game is super cool. It's like a combination of Dragons Dogma and Phoenix rising. The first time I accidentally climbed the dragon and started stabbing it I was hooked. How have I heard nothing about this game before it hit gamepass?
January 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
sirscroticus.bsky.social
Y'know. This short of the Danish PM putting it in words that Trump can understand should be going viral right now. Surprised I'm just now seeing it.
www.youtube.com/shorts/NShsH...
Danish politician tells off Trump! Greenland is not for sale
YouTube video by EU Debates | eudebates.tv
www.youtube.com
January 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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sunbeamstone.bsky.social
Hey folks I currently set up a goal on ko-fi in hoping to aim for a place of my own to live in.

I'll even host a poll or art share if I reach curtain milestones.

#KoFi #SunbeamArt #Art

ko-fi.com/sunbeamstone...
Buy SunbeamStone a Coffee. ko-fi.com/sunbeamstone
Become a supporter of SunbeamStone today! ❤️ Ko-fi lets you support the creators you love.
ko-fi.com
January 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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scottimann.bsky.social
Currently mid-page of pencils for a gig, do I thought I’d share some recent drawings …
Have a great night!
January 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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gundampixel.bsky.social
🌟 New Gundam Celebration Giveaway 🌟 I was able to pick up a lovely suite of GQuuuuuuX goodies at the cinema today, so it had to be done...

To enter: Follow + Like + Repost. 🍀

Winner will be picked at random next Monday 27th Jan, international post all ok! Good luck 🎉
January 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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thernz.bsky.social
fauna at the farm upstate 🌿👼
January 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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razorxxxsketch.bsky.social
Live in less than 10 hours on Joystick!

Going to be drawing some character fan arts.

10:00pm PST - 1:00pm EST

🎨 - Joystick

[#NSFW | #Joystick | #JSTV | #stream | #art]
RazorXXXSketch - Watch me stream now on joystick.tv
NSFW OC Chill Night
joystick.tv
January 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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davecavedraws.bsky.social
Magik!
January 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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irisfoxxo.bsky.social
I had to 🙈
January 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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coffeechicken.bsky.social
💜✨
December 27, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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ocasio-cortez.house.gov
SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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muffinvikingart.bsky.social
Hey, so, let's accept some more of these? Form link below👍

Reposts Appreciated!!!!

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Emergency NSFW Surprise Sketch Commissions - $30 USD
January 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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loveluck.bsky.social
[C*mm*ss**n for YourGooeyBuddy]

#Furry #Slime
January 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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docworldexplore.bsky.social
Anyone who says this was NOT a Nazi salute can — with all due respect — fuck off.
January 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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toysoldierkelsey.bsky.social
This #drone has been converted alongside Drone. Drones K and D stand awaiting orders.

Drones are #mindless. Drones are #obedient. Drones obey Owner above all else.

Inspired by @thea-inanimate.bsky.social ‘s render yesterday. I couldn’t help but whip up a few of my own.

#ASFR #transformation
January 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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katoncomics.com
Alright, it's time to lead a campaign on the fate of Castlevania. On x I've started the hashtag #RenewCastlevania which has been getting traction. The more eyes the better, so if you can, please use the tag and repost!!
Use the tag #RenewCastlevania
January 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
sirscroticus.bsky.social
A wip! Gotta rework the texture. Using LF's Golden Heart Bed, but for whatever reason DAZ is miffing with the mats. Gotta figure out what I wanna do for bg etc.
January 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM