Flex Luthor
sirrantandrave.bsky.social
Flex Luthor
@sirrantandrave.bsky.social
I’m everywhere, you ain’t never there
The Miami Heat (have to) play basketball again tonight.
April 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I can’t believe they put that orange assclown back in office, man.
April 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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When it’s opening day
a man wearing an astros jacket holds a baseball in his hand
ALT: a man wearing an astros jacket holds a baseball in his hand
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March 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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They’re not going to get out of this by playing semantics.

Sending detailed information about an upcoming military strike on unclassified channels (and even to the wrong guy) is wrong, reckless, and obviously a threat to American troops.
March 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
WE BACK UP
February 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Dressing comfy for trivia night >>>>> dressing any other way
What I’m saying is thanks @sirrantandrave.bsky.social for letting me dress in my natural bum-ass state later.
February 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I (like everyone and their mother) officially predicted Charlotte to win that, so being right is cool I guess, but I’d have rather seen someone who needed the run win that
#RoyalRumble
February 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Indy crowd for most of the entrances tonight
#RoyalRumble
February 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh I was there in person. Convinced my then fiance that Royal Rumble was THE event to attend outside of WM.

Then they put on whatever the hell that show was. Luckily she married me anyways, but I’m still embarrassed about it. Fuck Brock Lesnar.
rewatched men's Rumble match 2022 because i don't remember being it as bad as people say

*match is 3/4 mid card dudes killing time until the stars show up including sweaty shane, then lesnar throws everyone out with zero tension to win*

ohhhh oh ok yeah it's bad
January 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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This is how you do it...
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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This is going to sound corny as fuck but I am awfully grateful for this website this week.
January 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The best part about this is that when I introduce my friend “College Dropout,” it’ll potentially double as just a biting commentary on his choices
My kids “Greatest Hits Vol. 2” and “Live” mean everything to me.
January 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Whyyyy must I be the one responsible for doing all this work to unsubscribe when I never subscribed in the first place 😩
January 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I am DEEPLY ashamed that I was today years old before I finally experienced the magic of #Wicked

HOW DID YALL LET ME GET THIS FAR WITHOUT IT
December 27, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Kay Adams and Mina Kimes teaming up for #NFLonNetflix
a basketball game is being played between the miami heat and the denver broncos
ALT: a basketball game is being played between the miami heat and the denver broncos
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December 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Any time you go to a post office and want to use the self-service kiosk, you can always count on the people preceeding you to have 53747 packages apiece they need to scan individually first
December 16, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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A: “we need to pass bathroom bills to protect women from predators.”

B: “we need to pass gun control measures to protect people from gun violence.”

A: “assault is already illegal! Criminals don’t care about laws!”
a close up of a man 's face with a beard making a funny face .
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December 16, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Rest of the Dolphins’ season rides on today.

#GoFins
a man in a blue jacket is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with buckle up written in red letters
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December 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
CHELSEA GREEN HIVE, WE UP!!!

#SNME
December 15, 2024 at 2:26 AM
These commercial breaks are ruining the vibe 😔

#SNME
December 15, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Meh, the time away has reminded us that WWE doesn’t truly need MacAfee anymore 🤷🏾‍♂️

#SNME
December 15, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.
December 13, 2024 at 2:33 PM
The bots and trolls #OverThere on Spaceman’s site have made every day feel like doomscrolling.
December 14, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Just saw a woman have to leave Deal or No Deal with $50.

If she had to fly out to the taping or drive from more than like 2 hours away, it cost her more to just get there.

Me and Howie would have had to fight 🤷🏾‍♂️
December 10, 2024 at 2:39 PM