Sir Arcane
@sirarcane.bsky.social
Queer as in fuck you. Kinky as an old garden hose. Reader of JoeMyGod, Predicator.
Lansing MI based. 🌈
#leather #bear #fister #HornyOnMain
Lansing MI based. 🌈
#leather #bear #fister #HornyOnMain
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Sir Arcane
@sirarcane.bsky.social
· Nov 8
I woke up to a bunch of new followers. Hello! I dispense fatherly advice and dirty photos. AMAB, ACAB, Friends don't let friends 🦆 MAGA or DL
If you want me to follow back: Have a bio, profile pic, and at least one post. Have a non-repost in the four most recent postings on your timeline.
If you want me to follow back: Have a bio, profile pic, and at least one post. Have a non-repost in the four most recent postings on your timeline.
Overheard.
"Together. With gravy."
-official slogan of Thanksgiving.
"Together. With gravy."
-official slogan of Thanksgiving.
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Overheard.
"Together. With gravy."
-official slogan of Thanksgiving.
"Together. With gravy."
-official slogan of Thanksgiving.
The feeling you get when you jump in the shower and realize you missed a lube-covered spot last night.
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The feeling you get when you jump in the shower and realize you missed a lube-covered spot last night.
This is your sign. Do something different with your hair, clothes, or makeup.
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This is your sign. Do something different with your hair, clothes, or makeup.
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thanks for the promo, babe.
i’m WHEEZING
i’m WHEEZING
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
thanks for the promo, babe.
i’m WHEEZING
i’m WHEEZING
1 week vacation starts at 5:30pm. There are things I need to do so that my inbox doesn't grow to 5TB while I'm out, but MEH.
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
1 week vacation starts at 5:30pm. There are things I need to do so that my inbox doesn't grow to 5TB while I'm out, but MEH.
Happy National Hug a Bear Day.
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Happy National Hug a Bear Day.
I just backed Apocalypse World: Burned Over on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
www.kickstarter.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I just backed Apocalypse World: Burned Over on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
You ever look up at your light fixture and say to yourself, "That's filthy I should send it through the dish washer." And then because you have ADHD brain you don't actually clean it, but have the same thought regularly for multiple months.
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You ever look up at your light fixture and say to yourself, "That's filthy I should send it through the dish washer." And then because you have ADHD brain you don't actually clean it, but have the same thought regularly for multiple months.
And judges who enjoy duck hunting will sleep a little bit easier tonight.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
And judges who enjoy duck hunting will sleep a little bit easier tonight.
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🚨 SPOOKY GIVEAWAY 🚨
We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
Want one?
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🕳️ Tag a hole
Both you and your tagged friend choses the size 😇
Ends 3rd Nov.
(And yes - we will count entries where you tag each other!)
We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
Want one?
🔁 RT this post
👣 Follow us
🕳️ Tag a hole
Both you and your tagged friend choses the size 😇
Ends 3rd Nov.
(And yes - we will count entries where you tag each other!)
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
🚨 SPOOKY GIVEAWAY 🚨
We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
Want one?
🔁 RT this post
👣 Follow us
🕳️ Tag a hole
Both you and your tagged friend choses the size 😇
Ends 3rd Nov.
(And yes - we will count entries where you tag each other!)
We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
Want one?
🔁 RT this post
👣 Follow us
🕳️ Tag a hole
Both you and your tagged friend choses the size 😇
Ends 3rd Nov.
(And yes - we will count entries where you tag each other!)
I had an odd wave of nostalgia for a Night Coffee Shop. An independent shop where at 8 pm Friday (or Saturday), you could hang out, have a hot drink. Snack on a bagel or sweet potato chips. Listen to some music coming from the open mic. Maybe a guitar, a hammer dulcimer, or an untuned piano.
October 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I had an odd wave of nostalgia for a Night Coffee Shop. An independent shop where at 8 pm Friday (or Saturday), you could hang out, have a hot drink. Snack on a bagel or sweet potato chips. Listen to some music coming from the open mic. Maybe a guitar, a hammer dulcimer, or an untuned piano.
Yes Pumpkin Spice Lattes are delicious. However the seasonal drink I look forward to is the Peppermint Stick Mocha.
October 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Yes Pumpkin Spice Lattes are delicious. However the seasonal drink I look forward to is the Peppermint Stick Mocha.
George Carlin-Ratshit Batshit (69 assholes tied in a knot)
YouTube video by Buggs
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I know I should sleep but the voices in my head go, *DOG NOISE*
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I know I should sleep but the voices in my head go, *DOG NOISE*
I know I should sleep but the voices in my head go, "We are Farmers, dun dun dundndnd"
October 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I know I should sleep but the voices in my head go, "We are Farmers, dun dun dundndnd"
Seems odd that National Nut Day would be in the middle of Locktober.
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Seems odd that National Nut Day would be in the middle of Locktober.
I know I should sleep, but the voices in my head go, "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
October 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I know I should sleep, but the voices in my head go, "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
I know I should sleep but the voices in my head go, 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I know I should sleep but the voices in my head go, 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
Makes me think of Martin of Holland. IYKYK
Friendly's Dutch Fudge Roll (1975-2021): A log of chocolate truffle-filled chocolate ice cream, inside a log of premium vanilla ice cream, all topped with ribbons of chocolate and vanilla ice cream, chocolate flakes, and a fudge drizzle.
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Makes me think of Martin of Holland. IYKYK
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She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
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When I die I want my remains to be spread on the White House lawn. I don't want to be cremated first.
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
When I die I want my remains to be spread on the White House lawn. I don't want to be cremated first.
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Half my feed is porn and I'm still thinking about dicks less than your average conservative politician.
October 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Half my feed is porn and I'm still thinking about dicks less than your average conservative politician.
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I didn't spend hours listening to CDs and learning scales on my guitar because I liked the repetitive motion. I did it because I wanted to have an expansive vocabulary to express myself artistically.
October 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I didn't spend hours listening to CDs and learning scales on my guitar because I liked the repetitive motion. I did it because I wanted to have an expansive vocabulary to express myself artistically.