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yassified aloy
@singeddryad.bsky.social
caligula and that pervert fragonard’s number one defender / “tireless bitch” / she/her 🏳️‍🌈

https://linktr.ee/singeddryad
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count zero (1986) by william gibson
all evening plans on hold for as long as he’s doing this
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
watching the ocean’s series for the first time in 2025 and there are some top tier running bits but i have to say brad pitt always eating does not even make the list
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
braved a visit to the mustard gallery with the curator of the mustard museum (adam)
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
decided i need a sweater vest in my wardrobe. it’s definitely not about me not feeling like knitting the sleeves of two other sweaters that would be finished if i just did the sleeves
October 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
caligula cam
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
welcome to bluesky where you have to give us your social security number in order to see pictures, swear words, and DMs
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
told kindergarteners something was 100 years old and they asked if i made it
October 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
why the hell is MEADVILLE the closest place to pittsburgh showing frankenstein
October 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
dashed to remake my pinterest account when i heard the news…
‼️ REMOVE AIslop from your PINTEREST results.‼️
Let's see how true this is....

1. Go to ‘Refine your recommendations’ and remove everything related to ‘generative AI interests’.

(As if anyone who visits the site for reliable references would be interested in that...)
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I'm just saying, we could settle this with swords, instead of 30+ emails. 🤺

#artWIP
October 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Probably best to chase it indefinitely
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
seeing much excitement about adding josh o’connor to the hot priest cinematic universe but real ones have included him since 2020
September 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
some slugs got in under my back door and started mating and i’m observing with the cats…life can be so beautiful
August 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
11 year olds LOVE her fashion brand company shirt
July 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
baby man
July 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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i'm going to keep making adult art and so should you. humans have been recreating sacred glimpses of sucking and fucking ever since we had enough hand dexterity to hold tools, and these rat kings of capitalism are at best a few centuries old. don't be scared, art and our humanity will outlive them
July 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
don’t worry i’m radicalizing all their kids against ai data centers
July 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
at this rate i might get to wear this linen tee while it’s still hot out
July 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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hi! 😃 i couldn't help but notice that scrolling is sapping your will to live! may i offer u a video essay in these trying times?
youtu.be/Bdj14_jdumI
be your own algorithm
YouTube video by pagemelt
youtu.be
July 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
two animals i put a lot of trust in are the beaver and the bison. we should have more beaver and bison basically all over north america
July 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
he knows exactly what he is doing
July 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
count zero (1986) by william gibson
July 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
don’t talk to me or my son ever again!!
June 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
the gilded age is so perfect man. i’m on the sides of two ladies named bertha & agnes. the episode ends on a real cliffhanger but the show knows its formula so in the preview they immediately show that the dastardly plan will be thwarted soon enough that they’re all wearing the same outfits akdjksks
June 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
one of the things i occasionally have to do at work is go through our “educational” stickers from amazon (don’t @ me i don’t do purchasing and i’m personally divested) and remove all the ones that are too weird/incomprehensible/offensive. this one made me fucking lol though
June 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM