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yassified aloy
@singeddryad.bsky.social
caligula and that pervert fragonard’s number one defender / “tireless bitch” / she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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all evening plans on hold for as long as he’s doing this
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
watching the ocean’s series for the first time in 2025 and there are some top tier running bits but i have to say brad pitt always eating does not even make the list
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
braved a visit to the mustard gallery with the curator of the mustard museum (adam)
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
decided i need a sweater vest in my wardrobe. it’s definitely not about me not feeling like knitting the sleeves of two other sweaters that would be finished if i just did the sleeves
October 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
caligula cam
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
approximately
October 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
told kindergarteners something was 100 years old and they asked if i made it
October 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
seeing much excitement about adding josh o’connor to the hot priest cinematic universe but real ones have included him since 2020
September 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
11 year olds LOVE her fashion brand company shirt
July 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
baby man
July 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
at this rate i might get to wear this linen tee while it’s still hot out
July 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
he knows exactly what he is doing
July 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
count zero (1986) by william gibson
July 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
don’t talk to me or my son ever again!!
June 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
one of the things i occasionally have to do at work is go through our “educational” stickers from amazon (don’t @ me i don’t do purchasing and i’m personally divested) and remove all the ones that are too weird/incomprehensible/offensive. this one made me fucking lol though
June 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
check out my blueberry bushes
June 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
observing him, you can kind of start to see why medieval artists drew cats and lions like that
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
consulting my vintage copy of les liaisons dangereuses with illustrations by fragonard:
June 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
watching mockingjay pt 2 at the bar but it’s slightly obscured by a big fuckoff iron city beer sign
May 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
twitter hq the last two days
May 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
made a new name tag for work
May 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
probably the last thing i’ll ever crochet
May 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
this week on recipes written by chatgpt, we have a mint butter burger with mint glaze with grilled mint juice with mint leaves
May 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
when you’re attracted to men your life can be split into “before” and “after” and the thing that divides it is experiencing this scene for the first time
May 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
in a thrilling race against time to finish knitting this chartreuse alpaca silk turtleneck sweater before it gets too hot to wear
May 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM