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Hannah
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“Corporate storyteller writing fairytales about the free market.”
Watching the Chiefs cheerleaders leading the Tomahawk Chop like “Oh, I forgot the NFL decided they don’t care about ending racism anymore”
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Watching All The Empty Rooms on Netflix and just sobbing
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”

www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
AI is terrible but ChatGPT really pisses me off. It’s not good. It’s bad AI. It says the same thing over and over in different word order. It’s awful, stop using it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Mr. Fantasy saying he doesn’t like using the word fans because it makes it sound like he’s above everyone, so he calls them his friends 🥹
cars are driving down a street with a sign that says burbank on it
ALT: cars are driving down a street with a sign that says burbank on it
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Here to remind you to tell any engaged friends about my business! So far I’m booked in Ohio, Oregon, and New York! Where next?!
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Didn’t expect to cry to Ready, Set, Don’t Go by Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus in the Alfa Romeo & Maserati service center this morning. I am ill prepared for this scenario - surrounded by cars and salesmen, re-experiencing girlhood.
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you have never said “Jeasus, Mury, and Jo-suph” in a full Irish accent, you don’t know what true release feels like
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Why do all the major cities in Ohio start with a C?!
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My husband was supposed to leave for his work trip at 11. It was one inch the way there and probably on its second inch on the way home. I thought I was going to die. He now tells me flights are getting cancelled, as I predicted they would, and asks me to come back. Absolutely not.
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Reuters reached out to everyone that Trump or his subordinates singled out publicly for retribution, and reviewed hundreds of official orders, directives and public records. The result: the most comprehensive accounting yet of his campaign of payback.

www.reuters.com/investigates...
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I think one of my favorite self-quotes is “Libertarians are just conservatives in a trench coat”.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I will live and die on the hill that croutons are snackable garlic bread and crispy fried onions are snackable onion rings.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We were listening to You Must Remember This and they were discussing Fatty Arbuckle and Virginia Rappe. They were discussing the circumstances in court about how her bladder had ruptured and explained Arbuckle’s lawyers wanted, and I quote verbatim, “Paint her as a slut with bladder problems.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
At Silver Dollar City like ugh we get it with all your Jesus pride shirts, you love being a Christian, why do you have to be so flamboyant about it and just throw it in our faces all the time?
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Might have to sell our house for the simple reason that our property taxes and mortgage are being raised by like $600 so that’s really fun and cool. America is so awesome and affordable now!
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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“Whether you like him or didn’t like him, things happen, but [Mohammed] knew nothing about it,” said President Trump about Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over the killing of Washington Post opinion columnist Jamal Khashoggi. https://wapo.st/4igmwkX
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Businesses implementing AI to reduce their workforce: 🥳

Businesses cutting their costs by hiring less people and giving themselves bigger bonuses: 🤪

Businesses once the realize not having a workforce who earns income means they have no one to participate in the economy they’re dependent on: 😯😬
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Drag queens are so cool because they have the audacity of men on top of the femininity…. And I want that, too.
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:

Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.

So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
veritenews.org
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Friendship so ruined I keep in contact with the little sister 😂
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I had a nightmare that I was still engaged and Alex decided to publicly propose to someone else and everyone was congratulating him and he would not look at or speak to me. And anytime I tried he was like “Move on, stop being clingy” but he refused to address what actually happened 😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The worst part about working with kids is their parents not parenting them
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I just feel like if I was ever arrested for something I didn’t do, I still wouldn’t talk to the cops. They’re legally allowed to lie to my face during questioning, why would I engage in a conversation like that?
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM