Simon the Most High
@simonheron.bsky.social
She/Her psychonaut, furry, teacher of tiny humans, lover and caretaker of small living things 🌱🦐🌿🍄🐠
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February 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I think it says a lot about me that I’m much more attracted to Walton Goggins as the Ghoul in Fallout than I am to him as Rick in White Lotus
February 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I think it says a lot about me that I’m much more attracted to Walton Goggins as the Ghoul in Fallout than I am to him as Rick in White Lotus
My smoke detector freaks out when I open the hot oven (or even toaster oven) but does nothing when there is an actual smoking pan filling the kitchen with smoke? Whyyyyyy
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
My smoke detector freaks out when I open the hot oven (or even toaster oven) but does nothing when there is an actual smoking pan filling the kitchen with smoke? Whyyyyyy
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personal mantra for the foreseeable future
February 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
personal mantra for the foreseeable future
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ratstopher enters his goth era
February 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
ratstopher enters his goth era
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Today is the start of something BIG. Sign our new petition to show your ❤️ for Preschool For All! actionnetwork.org/petitions/fu...
And follow us for ✨Story Time✨ where big dreams are becoming reality in neighborhoods all over town. #LetsGrowMultnomahCounty #PreschoolforAll #FullyFundPreschoolforAll
And follow us for ✨Story Time✨ where big dreams are becoming reality in neighborhoods all over town. #LetsGrowMultnomahCounty #PreschoolforAll #FullyFundPreschoolforAll
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Today is the start of something BIG. Sign our new petition to show your ❤️ for Preschool For All! actionnetwork.org/petitions/fu...
And follow us for ✨Story Time✨ where big dreams are becoming reality in neighborhoods all over town. #LetsGrowMultnomahCounty #PreschoolforAll #FullyFundPreschoolforAll
And follow us for ✨Story Time✨ where big dreams are becoming reality in neighborhoods all over town. #LetsGrowMultnomahCounty #PreschoolforAll #FullyFundPreschoolforAll
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New Roots
Color experiment :>
Color experiment :>
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 AM
New Roots
Color experiment :>
Color experiment :>
I decided to try on this leather duster I bought in high school and haven’t worn since maybe 2010. It’s definitely too tight for casual wearing, but I think I may have a new costume item! And I found some treasures in the pockets, to boot ✨
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I decided to try on this leather duster I bought in high school and haven’t worn since maybe 2010. It’s definitely too tight for casual wearing, but I think I may have a new costume item! And I found some treasures in the pockets, to boot ✨
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
Just found out one of my mom’s close friends (who uses a wheelchair and tutors children for a living) is being hounded by ICE cause one of her students is missing her adoption paperwork. Thankfully they’re all scrambling to help the family get legal aid and general support but, yikes.
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Just found out one of my mom’s close friends (who uses a wheelchair and tutors children for a living) is being hounded by ICE cause one of her students is missing her adoption paperwork. Thankfully they’re all scrambling to help the family get legal aid and general support but, yikes.
“Watch The Pitt” they said. “It’ll be fun” they said. And here I heard the word “degloving” in the first ten minutes and have cried six time in the first 4 episodes and am having this issue where I can’t seem to turn it off
January 31, 2026 at 10:15 PM
“Watch The Pitt” they said. “It’ll be fun” they said. And here I heard the word “degloving” in the first ten minutes and have cried six time in the first 4 episodes and am having this issue where I can’t seem to turn it off
I just successfully cut the long parts of my hair on my own! Hell yeah! Feels and nice and cleaned up
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I just successfully cut the long parts of my hair on my own! Hell yeah! Feels and nice and cleaned up
Omg I just had sooooo much soup… time for soup coma parallel play time
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Omg I just had sooooo much soup… time for soup coma parallel play time
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such a lovely thing to think about
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 AM
such a lovely thing to think about
I impulse bought a new child today
January 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I impulse bought a new child today
Spider Gwen paint pour
January 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Spider Gwen paint pour
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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Clouds and brontosaurus
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Clouds and brontosaurus
Hell yeah! I’m back to being able to wear my pants I bought after my super stress weight loss back in 2021! 🥳
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Hell yeah! I’m back to being able to wear my pants I bought after my super stress weight loss back in 2021! 🥳
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🤚👁️👁️✋ Pan's Labyrinth~
Ofelia, no...
Ofelia, no...
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
🤚👁️👁️✋ Pan's Labyrinth~
Ofelia, no...
Ofelia, no...
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Punk cat socializing with locals and forming a real sense of community (commission)
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Punk cat socializing with locals and forming a real sense of community (commission)
I just, somewhat impulsively, booked a tattoo appointment for March and now I think I’m gonna vibrate with excitement for two months
January 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just, somewhat impulsively, booked a tattoo appointment for March and now I think I’m gonna vibrate with excitement for two months
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I need one more act for the show I am throwing in March. If you are a poet or musician from either the furry or therian community, and you think you could fill a half hour set, then talk with me. I'd like to have this spot filled by the end of the week before I get our venue locked down.
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I need one more act for the show I am throwing in March. If you are a poet or musician from either the furry or therian community, and you think you could fill a half hour set, then talk with me. I'd like to have this spot filled by the end of the week before I get our venue locked down.
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