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Simon H
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Frequently confusing irreverent with irrelevant. Also ethical investment (not allowed to call it sustainable), employee ownership, running and general sports burble
No different to watching Felix Baumgartner's skydive IMO
January 23, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Never seen these before. Any ideas? Is it a home Starlink setup? Not sure what purpose the lights are serving.
January 23, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Oh Stephen! Talk about missing the open goal, Diana Ross 1994 World Cup style! #TheTraitors
January 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Fyrish #TheTraitors
Love this part of the world
January 22, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Well this is rubbish. Listening to Portishead NYC Live on Spotify and it's a 25th anniversary remastered edition from 2023. And they've completely gutted Sour Times! All the intense power of Beth Orton has been stripped out. No idea why they'd do that.
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
BIG RETALIATION works even better if you sing it in a Taylor Swift voice
lol mate

*TRUMP: BIG RETALIATION IF EUROPE SELLS US ASSETS LIKE BONDS
January 22, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Share a photo of mountains that you've taken.
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 AM
The obligatory relationship breakup anecdote in this reminds me of the friend who started dating a guy only to discover he kept his thermostat at 14°. After a particularly cold night, that was the last time she saw him....
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

"The results show that people seem to extrapolate their current emotional stance into the future."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the 2nd sentence.

"For many ordinary people in late imperial and modern China, those individuals that the state labelled as hooligans and bare sticks were seen as heroes."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the 2nd sentence ....

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January 21, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Bloody brilliant. Good on them!
As a former South Morningside parent I'm really proud of the girls football team for winning an Edinburgh-wide tournament but even prouder that they stood up for themselves when presented with a tiny trophy in stark contrast to the one awarded to the winning boys
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Girls football team win tiny plastic cup as boys take home full-size trophy
The cup paled into comparison to the grand old trophy presented to the winning boys football team.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 AM
This season is brilliant:

Grimsby v Man Utd
Macclesfield v Crystal Palace
Bodo Glimt v Man City

Behold the might of the greatest football league in the world ™️
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
For anyone watching the Champions League, this is hilarious..... Bodo Glint 2 in 2 minutes against City 🤣
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Absolute story at the #Afcon final!!
January 18, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Macclesfield last Saturday. Man Utd today. Two giant killings a week apart, it's a NW dreamland #MUNvMCI
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Bwahaha this is great
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
2 years ago we lost a large charity client despite handsome outperformance over 20 years. The reason given was that trustees were nervous about the future & wanted the comfort of a bigger firm. Update on how that's working out:

citywire.com/wealth-manag...
‘You're frustrated, we're frustrated’: CCLA overhauls £5.5bn charity funds
One of the UK’s largest charity fund managers has been forced into drastic action after two years of major underperformance.
citywire.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Chris Mason continues his months-long fawning in the manner of Gary Neville's Torres commentary moment (iykyk)
This is truly awful prose
January 15, 2026 at 10:23 PM
"I can reveal that I know the identity of the person behind the parody account of an infamously binned Christmas turkey. So I know how they keep themselves secret, which helps me unmask the Traitors."
What would be the thing YOU revealed about yourself halfway through The Traitors in an attempt to make yourself look cleverer than you are?

I think mine would be, "I've kept this to myself, but I'm actually an author of popular non-fiction. So I know a thing or two about... the truth."
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
And once again. So much stupid. #TheTraitors
Some people are so stupid. #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Think I've been terrorised by AI today - recording two client videos, both ruined because of random distortion starting out of the blue in the later stages. Can't be scrubbed clean stuff had to be re-recorded. Which is always a delight when I don't use a script.....
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
An absolute shambles at the football. Yes, it's VAR again. #NEWvMCI

It really is pathetic. And I'm neutral in this one.
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Right then, Brentford at home in the 4th round. Operation scavenge a ticket begins...... #Silkmen
January 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM