Simon H
@simonh77.bsky.social
Frequently confusing irreverent with irrelevant. Also ethical investment (not allowed to call it sustainable), employee ownership, running and general sports burble
First time I've ever seen a squid here
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
First time I've ever seen a squid here
Here's 30 seconds of the sea gently lapping at the shore for your Boxing Day enjoyment. Rosemarkie Beach in the Highlands.
December 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Here's 30 seconds of the sea gently lapping at the shore for your Boxing Day enjoyment. Rosemarkie Beach in the Highlands.
Mrs H has pulled off an absolute blinder.... I saw this pair of swimming shorts in Salò in August but left them. Turns out while son & I went to a museum, she ran back before it shut & got them for me, and has successfully hidden them since!
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Mrs H has pulled off an absolute blinder.... I saw this pair of swimming shorts in Salò in August but left them. Turns out while son & I went to a museum, she ran back before it shut & got them for me, and has successfully hidden them since!
I see your peanut worm and raise you whale cock. Happy Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I see your peanut worm and raise you whale cock. Happy Christmas!
Good morning all.... Trying to do justice to the cloud inversion covering Dingwall and Ben Wyvis rising high behind it
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Good morning all.... Trying to do justice to the cloud inversion covering Dingwall and Ben Wyvis rising high behind it
Thanks to phone memories, I'm reminded it's 5 years to the day since enjoying this wonderful Northcote menu box, itself triggered by reading @jayrayner1.bsky.social review & immediately ordering before next batch sold out. Lisa Goodwin-Allen a master & was gutted when she stopped the boxes
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Thanks to phone memories, I'm reminded it's 5 years to the day since enjoying this wonderful Northcote menu box, itself triggered by reading @jayrayner1.bsky.social review & immediately ordering before next batch sold out. Lisa Goodwin-Allen a master & was gutted when she stopped the boxes
Treats sorted for after #parkrun to celebrate my 250th milestone today. Doing the first timers' welcome and then pacing 25 minutes. And a lovely morning for it too!
December 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Treats sorted for after #parkrun to celebrate my 250th milestone today. Doing the first timers' welcome and then pacing 25 minutes. And a lovely morning for it too!
Meanwhile, the kids of today..... Teenage son's epic feast that's just arrived: double cheeseburger, jalapeño cheesy fries, doner meat and two sets of chicken tenders. And I bet he'll eat it all.
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Meanwhile, the kids of today..... Teenage son's epic feast that's just arrived: double cheeseburger, jalapeño cheesy fries, doner meat and two sets of chicken tenders. And I bet he'll eat it all.
For all your fusion Italian Christmas culinary needs, I present.....
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
For all your fusion Italian Christmas culinary needs, I present.....
Sincerely hoping some geese fly over this pair and crap all over them. Sat 30 yards from a bin and they've just chucked their empties in the canal. Tossers.
December 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Sincerely hoping some geese fly over this pair and crap all over them. Sat 30 yards from a bin and they've just chucked their empties in the canal. Tossers.
Here's my contribution to perfume advert discourse. You're welcome.
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Here's my contribution to perfume advert discourse. You're welcome.
Absolutely buzzing from possibly one of my best ever races, finishing 28th out of c.1700 at the Tatton Yule Yomp this morning. Set in Tatton Park with herds of deer watching on, it's a stunning setting and then the surprise result on top! #running #TattonYuleYomp
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Absolutely buzzing from possibly one of my best ever races, finishing 28th out of c.1700 at the Tatton Yule Yomp this morning. Set in Tatton Park with herds of deer watching on, it's a stunning setting and then the surprise result on top! #running #TattonYuleYomp
💯. Just done ours tonight
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
💯. Just done ours tonight
Finally, one of these is very much not like the others. Can you guess?
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Finally, one of these is very much not like the others. Can you guess?
And for Black Friday I got a 50% discount on my age. Something something you're only as old as the music you listen to
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
And for Black Friday I got a 50% discount on my age. Something something you're only as old as the music you listen to
Bwahaha (I'm sure there are less polite ways of describing my taste)
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Bwahaha (I'm sure there are less polite ways of describing my taste)
For those either comfortable in their ageing skin or wanting to feel old, the 30th Anniversary edition of Insomnia has been released
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 AM
For those either comfortable in their ageing skin or wanting to feel old, the 30th Anniversary edition of Insomnia has been released
Post something random, or you'll have an awful December:
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Post something random, or you'll have an awful December:
@jamesdaustin.bsky.social Given your interest in ultras I thought you might be interested in this result from the Desert Ultra. This guy is a regular at my local parkrun, where unsurprisingly not many keep pace with him!
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
@jamesdaustin.bsky.social Given your interest in ultras I thought you might be interested in this result from the Desert Ultra. This guy is a regular at my local parkrun, where unsurprisingly not many keep pace with him!
Possibly the worst conditions I've ever sat through in over 10 years of being a Sale season ticket holder. Fair play to the PA for sticking Travis on as the first song at half-time 😂. And credit to the owners who announced free beer for all at the end of the game as a thank you for coming!
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Possibly the worst conditions I've ever sat through in over 10 years of being a Sale season ticket holder. Fair play to the PA for sticking Travis on as the first song at half-time 😂. And credit to the owners who announced free beer for all at the end of the game as a thank you for coming!
This morning's scene. Ben Wyvis in the distance and a cloud inversion covering the Cromarty Firth and the town of Dingwall
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
This morning's scene. Ben Wyvis in the distance and a cloud inversion covering the Cromarty Firth and the town of Dingwall
The silence is blissful. Rosemarkie beach an hour or so before sunset
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The silence is blissful. Rosemarkie beach an hour or so before sunset
Happy Friday all. Here's a photo of the glorious light that's just appeared on the Black Isle
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Happy Friday all. Here's a photo of the glorious light that's just appeared on the Black Isle