Simon Buckmaster
@simonbuckmaster.net
aka @forgottentowel • Chief Design Officer @nebula.tv • Aphantasic • He/Him • I'll take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
now you can get a knitted scrotum for your iPhone for just 250 €
can't innovate anymore my ass
www.apple.com/shop/product...
can't innovate anymore my ass
www.apple.com/shop/product...
iPhone Pocket by Issey Miyake - Long - Cinnamon
iPhone Pocket is a collaboration between Apple and ISSEY MIYAKE. Based upon a mutual respect and shared approach to design, it’s inspired by the concept of "a piece of cloth” and features a singular 3...
www.apple.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
now you can get a knitted scrotum for your iPhone for just 250 €
can't innovate anymore my ass
www.apple.com/shop/product...
can't innovate anymore my ass
www.apple.com/shop/product...
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The Liquid Glass Apple thing is exactly like what’s happening with everything everywhere. It’s like look at this. Don’t you love it? And I’m like no I’m more annoyed. And it’s like would you like me to help you rewrite that? And I break my phone in half
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The Liquid Glass Apple thing is exactly like what’s happening with everything everywhere. It’s like look at this. Don’t you love it? And I’m like no I’m more annoyed. And it’s like would you like me to help you rewrite that? And I break my phone in half
who had ‘Daft Punk release a new music video in collaboration with Fortnite’ on their bingo card? m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbT...
Daft Punk - Contact (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Daft Punk
m.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
who had ‘Daft Punk release a new music video in collaboration with Fortnite’ on their bingo card? m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbT...
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ai thing: would you like me to rewrite that for you?
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
ai thing: would you like me to rewrite that for you?
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
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A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
theoatmeal.com
October 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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With friends like these, who needs alarm clocks? ⏰
September 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
With friends like these, who needs alarm clocks? ⏰
why put A19 Pro in iPhone Air if it has none of the actual differentiating features: ProRAW, fast transfer, etc
how is the A19 Pro in the Air actually different from the A19?
how is the A19 Pro in the Air actually different from the A19?
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
why put A19 Pro in iPhone Air if it has none of the actual differentiating features: ProRAW, fast transfer, etc
how is the A19 Pro in the Air actually different from the A19?
how is the A19 Pro in the Air actually different from the A19?
bilingual people: *exist*
apple: hey fuck you
apple: hey fuck you
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
bilingual people: *exist*
apple: hey fuck you
apple: hey fuck you
oh yeah this operating system is fully baked
September 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
oh yeah this operating system is fully baked
get yourself someone who loves you like Triumph loves threadlock
September 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
get yourself someone who loves you like Triumph loves threadlock
i do not like it, sam altman
i do not like gen ai spam
i do not like it in Dropbox
i do not like it in Firefox
i will not use it inside Zoom
i do not like it in my room
i do not like it here or there
i do not like it anywhere
i do not like gen ai spam
i do not like it, sam altman
i do not like gen ai spam
i do not like it in Dropbox
i do not like it in Firefox
i will not use it inside Zoom
i do not like it in my room
i do not like it here or there
i do not like it anywhere
i do not like gen ai spam
i do not like it, sam altman
August 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i do not like it, sam altman
i do not like gen ai spam
i do not like it in Dropbox
i do not like it in Firefox
i will not use it inside Zoom
i do not like it in my room
i do not like it here or there
i do not like it anywhere
i do not like gen ai spam
i do not like it, sam altman
i do not like gen ai spam
i do not like it in Dropbox
i do not like it in Firefox
i will not use it inside Zoom
i do not like it in my room
i do not like it here or there
i do not like it anywhere
i do not like gen ai spam
i do not like it, sam altman
it might not be my single answer to this question, but I can't believe there's no love for Devs in the replies…
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.
What’s the best show outside of that group?
What’s the best show outside of that group?
August 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
it might not be my single answer to this question, but I can't believe there's no love for Devs in the replies…
50% of the time it works every time
July 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
50% of the time it works every time
Screentime has been broken for YEARS and yet they still put out press releases like this claiming they "help parents"
www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Apple expands tools to help parents protect kids and teens online
Apple today shared an update on new ways to help parents protect kids and teens online when using Apple products.
www.apple.com
June 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Screentime has been broken for YEARS and yet they still put out press releases like this claiming they "help parents"
www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
it never ceases to amaze me how utterly useless a resource discussions.apple.com is
toxic unhelpfulness
toxic unhelpfulness
June 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
it never ceases to amaze me how utterly useless a resource discussions.apple.com is
toxic unhelpfulness
toxic unhelpfulness
“apple should bring back skeuomorphism"
June 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
“apple should bring back skeuomorphism"
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not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment
June 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment
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“AI will only get cheaper and better” reminds me of the early days of Uber, which has only gotten worse and more expensive as the days of investor-staked subsidization of clawing market share have faded and the need for profitability has taken over
June 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“AI will only get cheaper and better” reminds me of the early days of Uber, which has only gotten worse and more expensive as the days of investor-staked subsidization of clawing market share have faded and the need for profitability has taken over
jony thinks the world would be right,
if it could buy,
the truth from him
if it could buy,
the truth from him
May 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
jony thinks the world would be right,
if it could buy,
the truth from him
if it could buy,
the truth from him
