Simon scarfe
simon.bsky.social
Simon scarfe
@simon.bsky.social
Love to play with software. Some people pay me to do it.

Play guitar with little skill or discipline, sometimes it sounds like jazz.

But really, all you need to know is that about 80% of my wittering is about #TheTraitors
Thought 4 points from this block of four games was optimistic. No matter how boro goes, we’ve got at least 9. Remarkable. #ncfc
January 26, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Fucking Ali! #ncfc
January 26, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Nigella to bake off, suella to reform. This January transfer window is getting out of hand.
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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You're watching BBC Scotland.
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Chris Martin: “West Brom players looking tired. Dunno how, not worked hard enough to be tired”

Brutal. #ncfc
January 20, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Omfg, what is happening #ncfc
January 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Thankful for that halftime whistle, looking dicey and careless towards the end there. #ncfc
January 20, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Trying not to get carried away about Ali Ahmed after 15 minutes, but he’s making it tough. #ncfc
January 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
It continues 🥹
I’m just here for the Tony Springett redemption arc. #ncfc
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
No clean sheet, but tbf, that was a ridiculous goal. #ncfc
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I don’t think a single play on #TheTraitors has ever caught me from leftfield like that one from Matt at the end there. Whether it works or not, that’s both ingenious and ballsy as fuck. I love this show.
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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FASCINATING gambit from Matty which actually made me quite horny. #thetraitors
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Good to see they’ve got it done nice and early in the window, no immediate expectations from this one - but it’s good to have more options on that left hand side.
January 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
(Yes, I’m commentating on the commentary - that tells you everything you need to know about this game #ncfc)
January 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Watching with the Stoke commentary. Their pronunciations of Norwich player names are woefully unresearched. I don’t think he’s said Kovačević’s name the same way twice. #ncfc
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Great way to start the year. Closed the gap, more teams in the relegation discussion, jurasek actually showed some of what he’s capable of, more players becoming fit for selection. Feels good.

#ncfc
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
QPR giving Preston a run for their money with this pitch #ncfc
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Oh yeah, Bugonia is proper good if you get the chance. I had a feeling it’d hit well with me due to loving the original and been besotted by everything the Lanthimos/Stone combo has produced - but still impressed by the adaptation and how it lands 20+ years later.
December 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Oh my word, there is an amazing Easter egg when you log Bugonia on Letterboxd. Cannot share more than that for fear of spoiling, but bravo @letterboxd.social 👨‍🍳💋
December 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Shite game. Don’t feel hard done by with that result tbh, we looked well off it everywhere. Have to remember, this is going to take a real sustained battle to get out of the bottom three.

#ncfc
December 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m just here for the Tony Springett redemption arc. #ncfc
December 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Spurred on by numbers that don’t mean anything, been getting through random films on the watchlist. Last night gave me a real highlight in 2024’s Y2K. The general reviews are probably reflective of its actual quality, but I loved it. Clearly made for someone who turned 18 in 2000 - boxd.it/FnHI
Y2K (2024)
Two high school nobodies make the decision to crash the last major celebration before the new millennium on New Year's Eve 1999. The night becomes even crazier than they could have ever dreamed when t...
boxd.it
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Would have taken that result at the beginning. Feels like a kick in the nuts now though. #ncfc
December 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Lol wtf. #ncfc
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Jack Stacey and head injuries, name a more iconic duo #ncfc
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM