Simon scarfe
simon.bsky.social
Simon scarfe
@simon.bsky.social
Love to play with software. Some people pay me to do it.

Play guitar with little skill or discipline, sometimes it sounds like jazz.

But really, all you need to know is that about 80% of my wittering is about #TheTraitors
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy to be wrong on this one
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Middleton’s two most famous sons, together at last.
October 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
October is shaping up to be an absolute banger of a film watching month.
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I’m hitting high e numbers very regularly now (like a run a day goes above e100), that magic naneinf feels tantalisingly close. This one had all the ingredients, I just ran out of money digging for serpent so many times. #balatro
September 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is my highest so far. How about you?
September 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Tonight, on a whim, I fucked about in a tracker for the first time in what might be twenty years. This is what I ended up shitting out.

Still, I had fun.
August 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
New #Balatro high score. Was on for NANeINF, but couldn’t find that fourth duplicator card.
August 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
July 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Balatro update. Since finishing completionist++, I’ve been hammering plasma white stake in search of the elusive NANeInf. It’s fun as hell to make numbers go brrr, and the score here was one misplay short of hitting it.

After that, I’m not sure. All in on multiplayer?
July 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Three months after starting this stupid thread that no one reads. It is done.
July 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Not at same level, but this week, it’s the discoverer’s turn to go hard.
July 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Seen on /r/jazzguitar - this is fantastic. Digging about, looks like it comes from here - www.ronjam.net #jazz #jazzsky

Via: www.reddit.com/r/jazzguitar...
June 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“Hey babe, new school newsletter just dropped!”
“Awesome, what’s little Johnnys word of the week this week?”
“I’ll take a look, which class is he in again?”
“I think it’s inventors”
“…”
June 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I did enjoy the meta-ness of seeing this in my discover feed but to somewhat prove your point in a slightly different direction on the general usefulness of "Discover" - I already follow you and what's more, I'd already read this post.
June 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Was trying to recall the phrase “renaissance man”, but this AI overview tickled me. As if omnipotence and versatility are remotely on the same plane.

“Our god, is a versatile god”
“Birds Eye potato waffles, they’re waffley omnipotent”.
May 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
#TheTraitorsUK: this is the campest show on TV
#TheTraitorsUS: hold my stilettos
February 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good news Robbie (The Monkey from Better Man) - you finally cracked America!
January 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
January 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Haha, why have you inferred that I'm male?" (I know, I very much am, but I'm still interested in whether I've alluded to it anywhere or this is a result of obvious algorithmic bias)
"Here's an updated version reflecting a more casual and approachable attire while avoiding assumptions about gender."
December 11, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I remember threadsy!
December 6, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Is this a thing that happens? (Yes that’s my real account, so assuming it has legit been leaked with my phone number)
November 20, 2024 at 8:52 AM