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Im sad that cheques are no longer a thing, nothing like writing little bits of paper to pay my debts, like a 19th century aristocratic gambler
every day i get so mad at excel for mac not having the fuzzy lookup plugin
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i have been inadvertantly improving my time every day bc sudokus are my way of calming my brain when i'm overwhelmed and let's just say i have been very overwhelmed lately
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
When Catherine Connolly is inaugurated do we have to call her Mary or was that just a two time thing
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I'm so stressed and overwhelmed by work right now that I'm not sure if I should take an extra ritalin so I can focus or take a valium so my flight response switches off
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Why do all gards sound like they're auditioning for the muppets
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
There should be a test you have to do before using excel where you have to demonstrate why merging cells for aesthetic reasons is bad and why inserting line breaks within a cell is bad and why doing anything for aesthetic purposes in excel is bad and forbidden
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
you know in books where they describe trying to use magic and it's like "you have to let your mind drift, don't look directly at it but also maintain constant focus" like in the wizard of earthsea or his dark materials books—basically what i'm saying is that this is how music publishing admin works
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
nice
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
You ever just bang a really great dude
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Troye Sivan is really out here holding the whole music industry together
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
For whom is this great news exactly
November 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Going to listen to Taylor Swift again today, for Hallowe'en
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Is there anything worse than when somebody mentions "winning the Internet"
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just listened to the tiny cow voice note three times in a row
October 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Tout le monde parle du Louvre mais personne ne parle de ce Picasso volé en Espagne lors d'un transfert de Madrid à Málaga... qui n'a en fait pas été volé mais oublié dans un hall d'immeuble par les transporteurs. Et ensuite, une voisine a cru que c'était sa commande Vinted et l'a monté chez elle. ♥
¿Qué pasó con el cuadro desaparecido de Picasso? La rocambolesca historia de un 'robo' accidental
La obra 'Naturaleza muerta con guitarra' ha sido hallada dos semanas después en el edificio del propietario, pero en otra vivienda
www.elperiodico.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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i hope a witch bakes me into a big tart
October 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just threw the contents of my vegetable crisper and some eggs into a pan (with seasoning) and tbh I'm a genius
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
No way this man just texted me what is happening, death to men
death penalty for ghosting, especially when it's my birthday and especially when we've been seeing each other for like 3 months wtf ☠️
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Is there anything spookier than being ghosted by someone at Hallowe'en 👻
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Is there literally anything better than wine and cheese together
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
guys when i post insanity about boys here you are under oath not to show the boys any of my posts, otherwise i wouldn't be posting them, that is the agreement you signed up to when you joined this website
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I was at a birthday party last weekend and we did this like gameshow style buzzer quiz about national monuments and a German guy on my team, when shown a picture of Mount Rushmore, confidently said "Stonehenge, Scotland"
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Making myself feel better about my terrible ex who moved countries and started a new life and is now followed by several prominent posters by reminding myself he was really bad at sex
October 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM