surely *this* new vegas modlist will be the one that fills the emotional hole left in me by the gnawing realization that I will never be anyone's first priority

A quirky art installation called Maslow's Hierarchy of Beads.

ask not for whom the fajitas sizzle...they sizzle for thee...

my favorite pastime is baffling my friends

so normally I am strictly #nofreeads but shoutout @dropout.tv for making it ezpz to have a bunch of shows downloaded on my phone to keep me entertained during this incoming snowstorm

I AM GETTING BACK INTO MAGIC LETS GOOOOOOO

If you find yourself a big enough ladle, you will have both a stylish hat and a walking stick.

You may be wondering what exactly has led to me being the way I am. What sorts of strange, sad things caused me to be this strange, off-putting arrangement of words and pixels on the internet. Allow me to answer your question with a question.

Do you pay the 1?

hey siri what is this tasty black fuzz coming out of my wall

you guys gotta try coring your cheeseburgers

how do korean web marketing experts greet each other?

annyeonghaSEO

time to start my day the same way I always do: 3 sleeves of #saltines which I will wash down with a liter of OJ (maximum pulp)

hey I heard 5/7 of these as a kid, that's pretty good!

alright internet I will be saying things here and you're just gonna have to deal with it