Shylo
@shylo.bsky.social
California heart, Chicago home l Mostly exhausted, unclaimed treasure
Day two of topical chemo and I already want to scratch my face off, which is probably part of the whole thing. Wear sunscreen, people.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Day two of topical chemo and I already want to scratch my face off, which is probably part of the whole thing. Wear sunscreen, people.
You didn't take the hose off the outdoor spigot, did you? Go do that now.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You didn't take the hose off the outdoor spigot, did you? Go do that now.
You ever go away for the weekend and, sure, you miss your bed but what you really miss is your bidet?
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You ever go away for the weekend and, sure, you miss your bed but what you really miss is your bidet?
Dick Durbin is (and has been) disappointing AF for a long time. Plus, he's retiring and hella old.
CALL ALL OF THEM. SAY PRIMARY.
"Sens. Jacky Rosen (Nev.), Tammy Baldwin (Wis.), Mark Kelly (Ariz.),Jon Ossoff (Ga.), Gary Peters (Mich.) &Dick Durbin (Ill.) were among the Democrats who participated in secretive negotiations to end the shutdown & are considered possible “yes” votes for the deal."
"Sens. Jacky Rosen (Nev.), Tammy Baldwin (Wis.), Mark Kelly (Ariz.),Jon Ossoff (Ga.), Gary Peters (Mich.) &Dick Durbin (Ill.) were among the Democrats who participated in secretive negotiations to end the shutdown & are considered possible “yes” votes for the deal."
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Dick Durbin is (and has been) disappointing AF for a long time. Plus, he's retiring and hella old.
Galloway's being weird over on Threads
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Galloway's being weird over on Threads
I'm reading Susanna Clarke's Piranesi and it's full of idiosyncratically capitalized words. It's like I'm reading Trump tweets. More skeletons, though.
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm reading Susanna Clarke's Piranesi and it's full of idiosyncratically capitalized words. It's like I'm reading Trump tweets. More skeletons, though.
I mean, all of us have words that we find particularly weird or cool, but I do not get why the president always has to comment on "groceries." Has anybody tried to break this down, other than from a Lucille Bluth perspective?
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I mean, all of us have words that we find particularly weird or cool, but I do not get why the president always has to comment on "groceries." Has anybody tried to break this down, other than from a Lucille Bluth perspective?
Going to throw a sandwich today. Just for fun.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Going to throw a sandwich today. Just for fun.
I keep thinking she defeated Windom Earle from Twin Peaks.
Democrat Abigail Spanberger will defeat Republican Winsome Earle-Sears to become Virginia's first female governor, CNN projects.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I keep thinking she defeated Windom Earle from Twin Peaks.
Fun new neighborhood game: do those helicopters mean "accident on the Edens" or "gestapo-like tactics in front of the elementary school again"?
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Fun new neighborhood game: do those helicopters mean "accident on the Edens" or "gestapo-like tactics in front of the elementary school again"?
Weird times over in Mayfair
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Weird times over in Mayfair
This is right by the hospital, an elementary school and a health clinic for low-income people. If they were literally there to get undocumented people, they could go to the shelter down the street. They're here to terrorize the overall neighborhood.
Ice is currently at Foster and Christiana
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is right by the hospital, an elementary school and a health clinic for low-income people. If they were literally there to get undocumented people, they could go to the shelter down the street. They're here to terrorize the overall neighborhood.
Oh cool. My school is on lockdown because of ICE activity.
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oh cool. My school is on lockdown because of ICE activity.
You know how you go to the dermatologist and they say, "well at least your eyes are beautiful"?
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You know how you go to the dermatologist and they say, "well at least your eyes are beautiful"?
So many of the songs I've heard on IG reels lately sound like they come from bands that played at The Bronze.
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
So many of the songs I've heard on IG reels lately sound like they come from bands that played at The Bronze.
Oh, looks like a bunch of Americans are figuring out the difference between the Irish President and Prime Minister roles today.
October 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh, looks like a bunch of Americans are figuring out the difference between the Irish President and Prime Minister roles today.
President of the "58 degrees in the house because I'm too lazy to take out the window units" club.
October 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
President of the "58 degrees in the house because I'm too lazy to take out the window units" club.
When anxiety makes you gag on food, but you're a perimenopausal lady who needs protein, you make a gross smoothie, drink it as fast as you can, and get an ice cream headache.
October 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
When anxiety makes you gag on food, but you're a perimenopausal lady who needs protein, you make a gross smoothie, drink it as fast as you can, and get an ice cream headache.
Cool thing for a man with a breast cancer survivor wife to say.
DeSantis said “Most people, particularly under 50, what they really need is a catastrophic plan that’s affordable, where then they can pay whatever they’re doing out of a health savings account.”
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Ron DeSantis says people under 50 don’t have much use for comprehensive health insurance
'Catastrophic care' should be enough for them.
floridapolitics.com
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Cool thing for a man with a breast cancer survivor wife to say.
Do I have any local pals that would really appreciate having a very good, first-edition copy of fire on the prairie? Picked this up at a suburban book sale for like $5.
October 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Do I have any local pals that would really appreciate having a very good, first-edition copy of fire on the prairie? Picked this up at a suburban book sale for like $5.
I just watched a reel on IG of a lady who encourages folks to protect students by driving laps around schools with high immigrant populations. She's driving and recording AT THE SAME TIME. I can tell where she is. She did this for like 20 minutes, past schools, parks, hospitals and a shelter.
October 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I just watched a reel on IG of a lady who encourages folks to protect students by driving laps around schools with high immigrant populations. She's driving and recording AT THE SAME TIME. I can tell where she is. She did this for like 20 minutes, past schools, parks, hospitals and a shelter.
Children are expensive AF. Color me shocked that he, a man from a very, wealthy family, does not know that.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Children are expensive AF. Color me shocked that he, a man from a very, wealthy family, does not know that.
Enjoy getting blackmailed by this guy, AI sexpests.
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October 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Enjoy getting blackmailed by this guy, AI sexpests.
So, like many perimenopausal ladies, I have been "prioritizing strength training" and now I can completely drop it like it's hot, but have no desire to do so.
October 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
So, like many perimenopausal ladies, I have been "prioritizing strength training" and now I can completely drop it like it's hot, but have no desire to do so.