Shylo
@shylo.bsky.social
California heart, Chicago home l Mostly exhausted, unclaimed treasure
Galloway's being weird over on Threads
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Galloway's being weird over on Threads
Weird times over in Mayfair
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Weird times over in Mayfair
Literally just read this very sapphic graf about vanilla in a book, "Bloom," by Delilah Dawson.
October 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Literally just read this very sapphic graf about vanilla in a book, "Bloom," by Delilah Dawson.
What's this thing on my yard?
August 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What's this thing on my yard?
The Secretary of State's office really blew it on this one.
August 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The Secretary of State's office really blew it on this one.
Random helicopter in the cemetery.
June 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Random helicopter in the cemetery.
This showed up on screen during a pause. This is weird, right? Speakie snackie?
April 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This showed up on screen during a pause. This is weird, right? Speakie snackie?
Next read about a terminally online shit.
February 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Next read about a terminally online shit.
If you are a bourbon person, the Elston Mariano's seems to be having a notable sale.
January 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you are a bourbon person, the Elston Mariano's seems to be having a notable sale.
Hey, the gas company is investigating the gas smell, everybody. So that's something.
December 26, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Hey, the gas company is investigating the gas smell, everybody. So that's something.
Come buy this house near me. Good bones (and maybe blood).
December 12, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Come buy this house near me. Good bones (and maybe blood).
I mean, okay? This makes me sound cool, which I am decidedly not.
December 4, 2024 at 3:54 PM
I mean, okay? This makes me sound cool, which I am decidedly not.
Cigna, this is shitty and a great way to freak out a parent.
December 3, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Cigna, this is shitty and a great way to freak out a parent.
Sounds like a great dude to be leading international diplomacy from an unelected perspective. From Character Limit, by Kate Conger and Ryan Mac.
November 16, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Sounds like a great dude to be leading international diplomacy from an unelected perspective. From Character Limit, by Kate Conger and Ryan Mac.
It was a strongly worded caution to a basketball player divorcing his wife of many years, telling him that the dating world has changed and he would find it unfavorable.
November 8, 2024 at 10:51 PM
It was a strongly worded caution to a basketball player divorcing his wife of many years, telling him that the dating world has changed and he would find it unfavorable.
Thanks, Chicago Public Library, for the laugh.
November 6, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Thanks, Chicago Public Library, for the laugh.
I don't think I've ever seen this. Red flag warning?
October 29, 2024 at 9:24 AM
I don't think I've ever seen this. Red flag warning?
A school board candidate that has this kind of cash for canvassing is immediately suspect
October 24, 2024 at 5:33 PM
A school board candidate that has this kind of cash for canvassing is immediately suspect
I spent about a year sleeping under a desk at a startup in El Segundo. This article claims that the air is "saltwater tinged." Yeah, maybe when we went to McCormick & Schmick's.
September 14, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I spent about a year sleeping under a desk at a startup in El Segundo. This article claims that the air is "saltwater tinged." Yeah, maybe when we went to McCormick & Schmick's.