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I'm known online as Showshannah. I'm a mom | IT Trainer | Ex-Teacher | Blogger | Cat Mum | Most importantly a Child of God | #WritingCommunity #vss365

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showshannahs.bsky.social
Like lightning I jump
Straight into #action I act
When I hear retching

(The nightmare of pet owners, late at night) 😂

#vss365 #haiku
a black and white cat is sitting on a floral mattress
ALT: a black and white cat is sitting on a floral mattress
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November 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
showshannahs.bsky.social
There are no #options
Between having a lie in
And feeding your cat

#vss365 #haiku
a black and white cat is standing on a woman 's head
ALT: a black and white cat is standing on a woman 's head
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
showshannahs.bsky.social
One #reality
Of having a pet cat is
No more “alone time”

#vss365 #haiku
a person is sitting on a couch in front of a flat screen tv
ALT: a person is sitting on a couch in front of a flat screen tv
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November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
The #goal of my cat
Is to maximise food treats
From many humans

#vss365 #haiku
a person is feeding a cat a snack that says inaba
ALT: a person is feeding a cat a snack that says inaba
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November 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
showshannahs.bsky.social
I take #issue with
Those who say they cannot stand
Any kind of cat

#vss365 #haiku
a close up of a cat 's face with the words who are you below it .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with the words who are you below it .
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November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
Hanging with my cat
Is like public #transport where
You’re stuck and can’t move

#vss365 #haiku
a black and white cat is sleeping on a person 's shoulder .
ALT: a black and white cat is sleeping on a person 's shoulder .
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November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
Having a cat is
A refined, unique #science
In diplomacy

#vss365 #haiku
a cat wearing a pilot 's helmet and goggles is sitting in a cockpit
ALT: a cat wearing a pilot 's helmet and goggles is sitting in a cockpit
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
The amount of times
I’ve had to check the #number
Of treats you’ve eaten

#vss365 #haiku
a cat wearing an orange hat is sitting next to a silver bell
ALT: a cat wearing an orange hat is sitting next to a silver bell
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November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
Some people believe
That their cat worships them lots
But that is a #myth

#vss365 #haiku
a cat wearing a white shirt and tie with the words i am in charge above it
ALT: a cat wearing a white shirt and tie with the words i am in charge above it
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November 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
I look through my books,
A trove of #literature
To make cats happy

#vss365 #haiku
a cat is playing with a red ball on a wooden floor and says yeeeeeeeeeaaa aaaaaah
ALT: a cat is playing with a red ball on a wooden floor and says yeeeeeeeeeaaa aaaaaah
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November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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I a puppeteer
Master of my destiny
Until she came by
An enchantress bewitching
Full of alchemy & mischief
Turning my stone heart
Into a weeping well of sorrow
Crushing my tomorrows
With her smile of disdain
My madness whirls & swells
Such is this loves #law

#vss365
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
showshannahs.bsky.social
The one unsaid #law
Is to NEVER touch my fur
With your unwashed hands

#vss465 #haiku
a cat is sitting on a couch with a carrot in its mouth .
ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with a carrot in its mouth .
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November 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
The #language you have
Can best be understood when
Your bowl is empty

#vss365 #haiku
a cat is laying on the floor next to a bowl .
ALT: a cat is laying on the floor next to a bowl .
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November 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
showshannahs.bsky.social
Making #History
By being the first cat who
Judges with her words

#vss365 #haiku
a cat is playing with an apple laptop on a table
ALT: a cat is playing with an apple laptop on a table
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November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
Surveying the land
Mapping the #Geography
Before she escapes

#vss365 #haiku
a black cat looking out a window at a tree
ALT: a black cat looking out a window at a tree
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November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
Cats are #famous for
Fooling you into thinking
They give a monkeys

#vss365 #haiku
a cat is laying on a bed with its eyes closed and its paws outstretched .
ALT: a cat is laying on a bed with its eyes closed and its paws outstretched .
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November 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
showshannahs.bsky.social
It’s #educating
To think that you own a cat
When it’s you that’s owned

#vss365 #haiku
a picture of a cat with the words dogs have owners cats have staff
ALT: a picture of a cat with the words dogs have owners cats have staff
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November 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
showshannahs.bsky.social
Business or Private
#Domestic or Commercial
We still get ripped off

#vss365 #haiku
a baby is looking out of a window with the words `` here you go '' .
ALT: a baby is looking out of a window with the words `` here you go '' .
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November 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
Such a nice #creature
With fluffy paws, face and tail
She sways our intent

#vss365 #haiku
a person is petting a kitten with a gray shirt on
ALT: a person is petting a kitten with a gray shirt on
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November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
What #business have I
To pet another feline
And think you’d not know?

#vss365 #haiku
a person petting a cat in front of a computer with a bottle of iodine in the background
ALT: a person petting a cat in front of a computer with a bottle of iodine in the background
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November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
For this #Halloween
No jump scares, or hunting, just
A very spoilt cat

#vss365 #haiku
a cat laying on a pillow on a couch with a shirt that says san francisco
ALT: a cat laying on a pillow on a couch with a shirt that says san francisco
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October 31, 2025 at 9:53 AM
showshannahs.bsky.social
#Rays of sunshine peep
As though hiding from the dawn
But captured by me

#vss365 #haiku
a white cat with its paws up in the air is sitting on the ground
ALT: a white cat with its paws up in the air is sitting on the ground
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October 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
showshannahs.bsky.social
#Argent hairs appear
Where you least expect it to
When you own a cat

#vss365 #haiku
a cat is walking on a wooden floor with the caption " sure the cat is sleeping now but later , it will be pure chaos
ALT: a cat is walking on a wooden floor with the caption " sure the cat is sleeping now but later , it will be pure chaos
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October 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
showshannahs.bsky.social
Is today a test?
Am I an #experiment
Trying to find you

#vss365 #haiku
a cat is laying on a blue couch and looking at the camera
ALT: a cat is laying on a blue couch and looking at the camera
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October 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
showshannahs.bsky.social
I think I’m alone
Unnoticed, you #creep inside
In predator mode

#vss366 #haiku
a black and white cat is standing next to a wall
ALT: a black and white cat is standing next to a wall
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October 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM