April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️
@shovelmage.bsky.social
if you send me a picture of a horse you owe me 42 dollars
I've never been laid off before, if they give you two weeks notice is it cool to just use vacation days and not go back or is that considered bad taste
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I've never been laid off before, if they give you two weeks notice is it cool to just use vacation days and not go back or is that considered bad taste
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she's so marketable guys
January 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
she's so marketable guys
Hi it's me I'm household but yeah if anyone has local openings or remote work jobs I am suddenly very much in the market to have one
South Puget Sound friends, if you know of anyone hiring data analysts, our household would love to hear. tysm
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Hi it's me I'm household but yeah if anyone has local openings or remote work jobs I am suddenly very much in the market to have one
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let me get this straight
lion: literally no courage
tin man: literally no heart
scarecrow: just a himbo
lion: literally no courage
tin man: literally no heart
scarecrow: just a himbo
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
let me get this straight
lion: literally no courage
tin man: literally no heart
scarecrow: just a himbo
lion: literally no courage
tin man: literally no heart
scarecrow: just a himbo
more like wicked for gayed amirite
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
more like wicked for gayed amirite
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Duolingo, but for shitting
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Duolingo, but for shitting
Everyone please go to the link below and vote for My Beautiful Boy Evan White and any other 49 chumps
at.mariners.com/aJ3T3lkx1EfQ
at.mariners.com/aJ3T3lkx1EfQ
50 Seasons | Seattle Mariners
The Official Site of Major League Baseball
at.mariners.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Everyone please go to the link below and vote for My Beautiful Boy Evan White and any other 49 chumps
at.mariners.com/aJ3T3lkx1EfQ
at.mariners.com/aJ3T3lkx1EfQ
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You got any games on your phone?
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You got any games on your phone?
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Actual Play d&d shows are just soap operas for Millennials
March 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Actual Play d&d shows are just soap operas for Millennials
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I read this aloud to my wife and she died
Why do they look like circumcised grimaces
January 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I read this aloud to my wife and she died
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a second dorg has hort the towers
I horted the second dorg
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
a second dorg has hort the towers
spiderpussy georg
statistically eight spiders crawl up your pussy every year
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
spiderpussy georg
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I need the Adam Sandler remote from that movie about why you should never use the Adam Sandler remote
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I need the Adam Sandler remote from that movie about why you should never use the Adam Sandler remote
consts are dumb get with the times be flexible gosh
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
consts are dumb get with the times be flexible gosh
Lesbians
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Lesbians
Cool friend has new music go give the money bucks kidsquid.bandcamp.com/album/lucill...
Lucille Bawl, by Kid Squid
5 track album
kidsquid.bandcamp.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Cool friend has new music go give the money bucks kidsquid.bandcamp.com/album/lucill...
Gonna go eat my feelings and have ice cream straight out the carton, but also not having lactaid so I can shit out my feelings later
This started as a bit but why not ritualistic release all my shit feelings along with my shit shit
This started as a bit but why not ritualistic release all my shit feelings along with my shit shit
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Gonna go eat my feelings and have ice cream straight out the carton, but also not having lactaid so I can shit out my feelings later
This started as a bit but why not ritualistic release all my shit feelings along with my shit shit
This started as a bit but why not ritualistic release all my shit feelings along with my shit shit
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Halloween costume ideas: skeleton but to make it extra spooky it's covered in flesh and skin and has to work 40 hours a week
September 26, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Halloween costume ideas: skeleton but to make it extra spooky it's covered in flesh and skin and has to work 40 hours a week
I came here to watch the Mariners win and shit my pants; and I'm all out of shit
October 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I came here to watch the Mariners win and shit my pants; and I'm all out of shit
Women are still my favorite guy
October 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Women are still my favorite guy
why is the flag at half-staff did it happen
October 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
why is the flag at half-staff did it happen
okay but what if I enjoy inventing wheels
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
okay but what if I enjoy inventing wheels
the seattle mairiners are at it again
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the seattle mairiners are at it again
best ass award 25 years running
Pleased to report that my ass has been awarded the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
October 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
best ass award 25 years running