April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️
@shovelmage.bsky.social
if you send me a picture of a horse you owe me 42 dollars
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Duolingo, but for shitting
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Duolingo, but for shitting
Everyone please go to the link below and vote for My Beautiful Boy Evan White and any other 49 chumps
at.mariners.com/aJ3T3lkx1EfQ
at.mariners.com/aJ3T3lkx1EfQ
50 Seasons | Seattle Mariners
The Official Site of Major League Baseball
at.mariners.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Everyone please go to the link below and vote for My Beautiful Boy Evan White and any other 49 chumps
at.mariners.com/aJ3T3lkx1EfQ
at.mariners.com/aJ3T3lkx1EfQ
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You got any games on your phone?
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You got any games on your phone?
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Actual Play d&d shows are just soap operas for Millennials
March 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Actual Play d&d shows are just soap operas for Millennials
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I read this aloud to my wife and she died
Why do they look like circumcised grimaces
January 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I read this aloud to my wife and she died
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a second dorg has hort the towers
I horted the second dorg
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
a second dorg has hort the towers
spiderpussy georg
statistically eight spiders crawl up your pussy every year
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
spiderpussy georg
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I need the Adam Sandler remote from that movie about why you should never use the Adam Sandler remote
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I need the Adam Sandler remote from that movie about why you should never use the Adam Sandler remote
consts are dumb get with the times be flexible gosh
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
consts are dumb get with the times be flexible gosh
Lesbians
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Lesbians
Cool friend has new music go give the money bucks kidsquid.bandcamp.com/album/lucill...
Lucille Bawl, by Kid Squid
5 track album
kidsquid.bandcamp.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Cool friend has new music go give the money bucks kidsquid.bandcamp.com/album/lucill...
Gonna go eat my feelings and have ice cream straight out the carton, but also not having lactaid so I can shit out my feelings later
This started as a bit but why not ritualistic release all my shit feelings along with my shit shit
This started as a bit but why not ritualistic release all my shit feelings along with my shit shit
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Gonna go eat my feelings and have ice cream straight out the carton, but also not having lactaid so I can shit out my feelings later
This started as a bit but why not ritualistic release all my shit feelings along with my shit shit
This started as a bit but why not ritualistic release all my shit feelings along with my shit shit
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Halloween costume ideas: skeleton but to make it extra spooky it's covered in flesh and skin and has to work 40 hours a week
September 26, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Halloween costume ideas: skeleton but to make it extra spooky it's covered in flesh and skin and has to work 40 hours a week
I came here to watch the Mariners win and shit my pants; and I'm all out of shit
October 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I came here to watch the Mariners win and shit my pants; and I'm all out of shit
Women are still my favorite guy
October 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Women are still my favorite guy
why is the flag at half-staff did it happen
October 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
why is the flag at half-staff did it happen
okay but what if I enjoy inventing wheels
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
okay but what if I enjoy inventing wheels
the seattle mairiners are at it again
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the seattle mairiners are at it again
best ass award 25 years running
Pleased to report that my ass has been awarded the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
October 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
best ass award 25 years running
I don't know if I will ever forgive her for making a sizeable chunk of my therapy session about Travis Kelce's giant dick
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I don't know if I will ever forgive her for making a sizeable chunk of my therapy session about Travis Kelce's giant dick
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I've gotta say "you're dead and that makes me personally sad because I missed the opportunity to fuck up your life while you were alive" is a weird concept for a song
October 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I've gotta say "you're dead and that makes me personally sad because I missed the opportunity to fuck up your life while you were alive" is a weird concept for a song
the seattle mairiners are at it again
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the seattle mairiners are at it again
someone did a cover of a George Michael song and changed the words so it is MORE about dicks
are y'all really trying to tell me these are the actions of a heterosexual
are y'all really trying to tell me these are the actions of a heterosexual
October 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
someone did a cover of a George Michael song and changed the words so it is MORE about dicks
are y'all really trying to tell me these are the actions of a heterosexual
are y'all really trying to tell me these are the actions of a heterosexual
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bandon bippo has really been making a name for himself lately. you may not know the name mappy marvin, but before long manperson krogerpublix jerseys will be flying off the shelves
After Michael Busch homers for the Cubs, Karl Ravech calls him "Matthew Busch," then corrects Eduardo Perez for calling him "Matthew Boyd."
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
bandon bippo has really been making a name for himself lately. you may not know the name mappy marvin, but before long manperson krogerpublix jerseys will be flying off the shelves