Shouldbeinbed
@shouldbeinbed.bsky.social
Rescues dogs and chickens. Into bikes, paranormal stuff, sport and biscuits.
Audio > TV. Aves non sunt vera 😉.
I like taking pictures: They've banned me from the art gallery.
Audio > TV. Aves non sunt vera 😉.
I like taking pictures: They've banned me from the art gallery.
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Yeah, not a problem, I'll be over in a minute.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Would you say more about what’s worrying you here?”
“Would you say more about what’s worrying you here?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"No, you can't leave that here."
"No, you can't leave that here."
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Yeah, not a problem, I'll be over in a minute.
MiL's new fence panels delivered and installed, dreading having to have to sort out the garden when the spring comes. Its a mid terrace back yard but it haf been made into a little oasis. Rather battered by various storms and dying fence panels.
I'm not a gardener but it'll mean the world to MiL.
I'm not a gardener but it'll mean the world to MiL.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
MiL's new fence panels delivered and installed, dreading having to have to sort out the garden when the spring comes. Its a mid terrace back yard but it haf been made into a little oasis. Rather battered by various storms and dying fence panels.
I'm not a gardener but it'll mean the world to MiL.
I'm not a gardener but it'll mean the world to MiL.
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Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me
In other news, headache, tinnitus and a good dose of nausea.
Go me!
Go me!
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
In other news, headache, tinnitus and a good dose of nausea.
Go me!
Go me!
Niche post but if anyone has this type of Timberland boot, or similar maker, then this dry clean kit is pretty damn good at making them look a lot more spick and span again.
I wasn't expecting much from it but I'm pleasantly surprised how much cleaner my boots look, for very little effort.
I wasn't expecting much from it but I'm pleasantly surprised how much cleaner my boots look, for very little effort.
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Niche post but if anyone has this type of Timberland boot, or similar maker, then this dry clean kit is pretty damn good at making them look a lot more spick and span again.
I wasn't expecting much from it but I'm pleasantly surprised how much cleaner my boots look, for very little effort.
I wasn't expecting much from it but I'm pleasantly surprised how much cleaner my boots look, for very little effort.
My ennui is reaching dangerously epic proportion.
I need a good kick up the arse to snap myself out of it.
I need a good kick up the arse to snap myself out of it.
February 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
My ennui is reaching dangerously epic proportion.
I need a good kick up the arse to snap myself out of it.
I need a good kick up the arse to snap myself out of it.
@profanity.accountant go on then how am I doing.
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
@profanity.accountant go on then how am I doing.
Well that was an enjoyable day. City 5-1 winners over Chelsea. Highly unexpected to be so dominant and big a scoreline.
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Well that was an enjoyable day. City 5-1 winners over Chelsea. Highly unexpected to be so dominant and big a scoreline.
Sandy Baltimore us as small in real life as she is on the TV.
I reckon she has the most talent per inch of height of any player going 😀
I reckon she has the most talent per inch of height of any player going 😀
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Sandy Baltimore us as small in real life as she is on the TV.
I reckon she has the most talent per inch of height of any player going 😀
I reckon she has the most talent per inch of height of any player going 😀
City and Chelsea warming up while The Wanted2.0 entertain the crowd
February 1, 2026 at 2:12 PM
City and Chelsea warming up while The Wanted2.0 entertain the crowd
3.39am. #DadTaxi duties done, got myself a brew before getting to bed.
Later on today is football with another of the offspring and the grand-offspring: Man C v Chelsea ladies & we're in a posh box for this one. Get us...😀
Later on today is football with another of the offspring and the grand-offspring: Man C v Chelsea ladies & we're in a posh box for this one. Get us...😀
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
3.39am. #DadTaxi duties done, got myself a brew before getting to bed.
Later on today is football with another of the offspring and the grand-offspring: Man C v Chelsea ladies & we're in a posh box for this one. Get us...😀
Later on today is football with another of the offspring and the grand-offspring: Man C v Chelsea ladies & we're in a posh box for this one. Get us...😀
The radiator in our bedroom ia the hottest in the house and I have just.done a couple of hours of ironoing up there.
The room is hotter than Lucifer's Y-fronts after a particularly violent vindaloo.
Windows and curtains open for a bit to cool it off before I try to go to bed.
The room is hotter than Lucifer's Y-fronts after a particularly violent vindaloo.
Windows and curtains open for a bit to cool it off before I try to go to bed.
January 29, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The radiator in our bedroom ia the hottest in the house and I have just.done a couple of hours of ironoing up there.
The room is hotter than Lucifer's Y-fronts after a particularly violent vindaloo.
Windows and curtains open for a bit to cool it off before I try to go to bed.
The room is hotter than Lucifer's Y-fronts after a particularly violent vindaloo.
Windows and curtains open for a bit to cool it off before I try to go to bed.
@dannyrobins.bsky.social when our local theatre is up and running again, you'll have to bring the #Uncanny tour to Oldham, we might get an extra visitor on stage with you.
'Ghost' caught on camera at Oldham Coliseum
'Ghost' caught on camera at Oldham Coliseum
The Friends of Oldham Coliseum have shared a photo of a 'ghost' at the theatre
dlvr.it
January 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
@dannyrobins.bsky.social when our local theatre is up and running again, you'll have to bring the #Uncanny tour to Oldham, we might get an extra visitor on stage with you.
In his 20's?
That's a proper hard paper round he had.
That's a proper hard paper round he had.
Man in his 20s from Oldham wanted back in prison as police launch appeal
Man in his 20s from Oldham wanted back in prison as police launch appeal
Police have launched an appeal to trace a man in his 20s from Oldham who is wanted back in prison
dlvr.it
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
In his 20's?
That's a proper hard paper round he had.
That's a proper hard paper round he had.
To be fair a rescue chicken getting to 5 is pretty good going. I'm all for this one 😆
Nicked off the FB and I am totally here for this and will be upping my hen ma game in future.
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 PM
To be fair a rescue chicken getting to 5 is pretty good going. I'm all for this one 😆
Me bloody bread has gone mouldy. Soup au naturelle for dinner then.
January 28, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Me bloody bread has gone mouldy. Soup au naturelle for dinner then.
Work today has been all about driving and IT. The best that can be said for it is that it's now over.
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Work today has been all about driving and IT. The best that can be said for it is that it's now over.
"We've all had to put the central heating on, it's depleted the available power for Rochdale"
A rather niche series of post: Overheard in a Morrison's Cafe.
A rather niche series of post: Overheard in a Morrison's Cafe.
January 22, 2026 at 2:45 PM
"We've all had to put the central heating on, it's depleted the available power for Rochdale"
A rather niche series of post: Overheard in a Morrison's Cafe.
A rather niche series of post: Overheard in a Morrison's Cafe.
Poor thing, nobody ever believes it'll be cold enough to use her.
I wonder if this festive hot water bottle knew she would still be on the shelves come January
January 22, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Poor thing, nobody ever believes it'll be cold enough to use her.
Mark my words, it'll be Friends Reunited and MySpace next.
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Mark my words, it'll be Friends Reunited and MySpace next.
This could be me.
Courgettes are Satan's fetid penis in vegetable form.
Courgettes are Satan's fetid penis in vegetable form.
My father had a glut of courgettes from the allotment. We had them every meal for months. I still hate them 40 years on
January 20, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This could be me.
Courgettes are Satan's fetid penis in vegetable form.
Courgettes are Satan's fetid penis in vegetable form.
100%
This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition,
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
January 17, 2026 at 1:22 PM
100%
Lyme disease is a mmelonfarming chunt.
I'm having a huge flare up and even thinking hurts like hell, any sort of movement from breathing upwards is absolutely agonizing at the moment.
Whingey whingey woo.
I'm having a huge flare up and even thinking hurts like hell, any sort of movement from breathing upwards is absolutely agonizing at the moment.
Whingey whingey woo.
January 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Lyme disease is a mmelonfarming chunt.
I'm having a huge flare up and even thinking hurts like hell, any sort of movement from breathing upwards is absolutely agonizing at the moment.
Whingey whingey woo.
I'm having a huge flare up and even thinking hurts like hell, any sort of movement from breathing upwards is absolutely agonizing at the moment.
Whingey whingey woo.
Does the truth refer to rats and sinking ships?
January 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Does the truth refer to rats and sinking ships?