J🧿
@shortgirlsupremacy.bsky.social
chef, gardener, teacher, beer enthusiast, raging Aries
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J🧿
@shortgirlsupremacy.bsky.social
· Dec 23
Get ready to be sick of me being in love with my 2 scoops of hair
Drunk crying in the club is okay when you’re going through your Saturn return
June 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Drunk crying in the club is okay when you’re going through your Saturn return
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🫢🫢🫢 I’ve been thrown out of better establishments than this!!!!
*throws titties over shoulder and walks away*
*throws titties over shoulder and walks away*
Wait, we leaving big tiddy women in 2024?????
Oh shit.. that’s a surprise, lol.
Oh shit.. that’s a surprise, lol.
January 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
🫢🫢🫢 I’ve been thrown out of better establishments than this!!!!
*throws titties over shoulder and walks away*
*throws titties over shoulder and walks away*
I fear that sometimes I may be too cringe for the plot but I don’t give a damn
December 31, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I fear that sometimes I may be too cringe for the plot but I don’t give a damn
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Everyone eats bugs in their food.
There’s a ppm (parts per million) threshold for bug parts in most milled/manufactured foods. If you’ve ever eaten anything made with flour, you’ve eaten bugs, too 🙂 (and rat hairs, too!)
There’s a ppm (parts per million) threshold for bug parts in most milled/manufactured foods. If you’ve ever eaten anything made with flour, you’ve eaten bugs, too 🙂 (and rat hairs, too!)
Welp… still better than coffee drinkers ingesting roaches.
Yall gonna trip when yall find out figs are pollinated by wasps dying inside of them.
Yall eating decomposed wasps.
Yall eating decomposed wasps.
December 31, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Everyone eats bugs in their food.
There’s a ppm (parts per million) threshold for bug parts in most milled/manufactured foods. If you’ve ever eaten anything made with flour, you’ve eaten bugs, too 🙂 (and rat hairs, too!)
There’s a ppm (parts per million) threshold for bug parts in most milled/manufactured foods. If you’ve ever eaten anything made with flour, you’ve eaten bugs, too 🙂 (and rat hairs, too!)
If it’s not apparent, I only skeet when I’m drunk or just hyperactive bc this app doesn’t give me as much dopamine as it did a month ago
December 31, 2024 at 8:01 AM
If it’s not apparent, I only skeet when I’m drunk or just hyperactive bc this app doesn’t give me as much dopamine as it did a month ago
I stopped watching wrestling in the Randy Orton, Chris Jericho era
December 31, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I stopped watching wrestling in the Randy Orton, Chris Jericho era
I’m like sandy cheeks when it comes to Louisiana
December 31, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I’m like sandy cheeks when it comes to Louisiana
My beer koozie says ‘LA’ for Louisiana
December 31, 2024 at 2:52 AM
My beer koozie says ‘LA’ for Louisiana
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The importance of knowing when to check yourself and tighten up.
November 28, 2024 at 8:36 PM
The importance of knowing when to check yourself and tighten up.
Hey guys please keep up with the news on bird flu, and as always, be proactive about your health 🫶🏽
December 31, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Hey guys please keep up with the news on bird flu, and as always, be proactive about your health 🫶🏽
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It’s a hard life being scared of vulnerability while simultaneously wanting the most disgusting and intimate sex possible.
December 31, 2024 at 12:41 AM
It’s a hard life being scared of vulnerability while simultaneously wanting the most disgusting and intimate sex possible.
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Whatever I talked about in therapy recently tbh
11. If you had one hour to explain some concept or idea to someone, what would you explain?
December 30, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Whatever I talked about in therapy recently tbh
Spadesssss lmao iykyk
10. What is your favorite card game?
December 30, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Spadesssss lmao iykyk
The recorder lol
9. What instrument did you play when you were in school?
December 30, 2024 at 9:54 PM
The recorder lol
Queen
8. Who is your favorite 80s rock band?
December 30, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Queen
Chicago
7. What is a city you would like to visit within the next 5 years?
December 30, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Chicago
I love Valentine’s Day real bad. I love love and romance and any chance to celebrate it. I haven’t had a valentine in years but I always do something for my friends and myself
6. What is your favorite holiday and why?
December 30, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I love Valentine’s Day real bad. I love love and romance and any chance to celebrate it. I haven’t had a valentine in years but I always do something for my friends and myself
Macaroni and cheese
5. What is your favorite pasta dish?
December 30, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Macaroni and cheese
Burberry Her
4. What is your go to cologne or perfume?
December 30, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Burberry Her
If This World Were Mine (that’s why I love Luther so much)
3. What is your favorite Luther Vandross song?
December 30, 2024 at 9:50 PM
If This World Were Mine (that’s why I love Luther so much)