𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝
@joshthewriter.bsky.social
⠀⠀⠀A prophetess once said, “ 𝙸 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚘 𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙶..."
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 ∙ 𝔸𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℕ𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 ∙ ℝ𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕥✊🏾🏳️🌈
Pinned
Before you follow me, know that I’m a nigga that like niggas and IM COOL WITH EVERYBODY. We support Black women round here!!! TRANS INCLUDED! …and if you ain’t with it, block me.
Tf?!
Tf?!
Why do I feel like them not banning gay marriage is only gonna cause more issues for the gays?
I can see it now…
“They taking away everybody rights but at least the s*ssies can get married 🙄”
I can see it now…
“They taking away everybody rights but at least the s*ssies can get married 🙄”
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why do I feel like them not banning gay marriage is only gonna cause more issues for the gays?
I can see it now…
“They taking away everybody rights but at least the s*ssies can get married 🙄”
I can see it now…
“They taking away everybody rights but at least the s*ssies can get married 🙄”
AAAAAYYYEEEE!!! I’d be in that bih like…
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
AAAAAYYYEEEE!!! I’d be in that bih like…
I felt this!! Me and my best friend of over a decade haven’t talked in over a year cuz he was on some dumb shit.
I’ll do whatever is necessary to make sure I GOT PEACE. And if that means cutting off someone I would’ve died for…then so be it.
I’ll do whatever is necessary to make sure I GOT PEACE. And if that means cutting off someone I would’ve died for…then so be it.
EVER.
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I felt this!! Me and my best friend of over a decade haven’t talked in over a year cuz he was on some dumb shit.
I’ll do whatever is necessary to make sure I GOT PEACE. And if that means cutting off someone I would’ve died for…then so be it.
I’ll do whatever is necessary to make sure I GOT PEACE. And if that means cutting off someone I would’ve died for…then so be it.
I need a Black person to do a cover of Christina Perri’s “Thousand Years”
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I need a Black person to do a cover of Christina Perri’s “Thousand Years”
“Weapons”…chile…
That was a lot.
That was a lot.
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“Weapons”…chile…
That was a lot.
That was a lot.
Anyway…I’m watching this “Weapons” movie and I’m 5 minutes into it and already pissed off.
A whole classroom of kids walk out of THEIR HOUSES at 2:17AM, never to be seen again…and the parents are mad at the TEACHER??
Them kids left from YALL SUPERVISION NOT HERS.
A whole classroom of kids walk out of THEIR HOUSES at 2:17AM, never to be seen again…and the parents are mad at the TEACHER??
Them kids left from YALL SUPERVISION NOT HERS.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Anyway…I’m watching this “Weapons” movie and I’m 5 minutes into it and already pissed off.
A whole classroom of kids walk out of THEIR HOUSES at 2:17AM, never to be seen again…and the parents are mad at the TEACHER??
Them kids left from YALL SUPERVISION NOT HERS.
A whole classroom of kids walk out of THEIR HOUSES at 2:17AM, never to be seen again…and the parents are mad at the TEACHER??
Them kids left from YALL SUPERVISION NOT HERS.
@jimmyjohnsofficial.bsky.social COUNT YOUR DAYS HOE!
I ordered an Italian Night Club and I opened that sandwich up and there wasn’t a PIECE OF MEAT on the bitch. VEGGIES AND BREAD. Now I gotta eat a SALAD ON WHITE BREAD.
I ordered an Italian Night Club and I opened that sandwich up and there wasn’t a PIECE OF MEAT on the bitch. VEGGIES AND BREAD. Now I gotta eat a SALAD ON WHITE BREAD.
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
@jimmyjohnsofficial.bsky.social COUNT YOUR DAYS HOE!
I ordered an Italian Night Club and I opened that sandwich up and there wasn’t a PIECE OF MEAT on the bitch. VEGGIES AND BREAD. Now I gotta eat a SALAD ON WHITE BREAD.
I ordered an Italian Night Club and I opened that sandwich up and there wasn’t a PIECE OF MEAT on the bitch. VEGGIES AND BREAD. Now I gotta eat a SALAD ON WHITE BREAD.
Ice Spice raps like her favorite color is 5.
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ice Spice raps like her favorite color is 5.
Welp. I saw this coming a mile away…
Marjorie Taylor Greene has confided to colleagues that she wants to run for president, according to four sources familiar with the matter, including one who has spoken with her directly about it.
www.notus.org/2028-electio...
www.notus.org/2028-electio...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Telling People She Wants to Run for President
One source told NOTUS Greene believes she has “the national donor network to win the primary.”
www.notus.org
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Welp. I saw this coming a mile away…
I literally was JUST thinking this! She finna fuck around and get elected for something big and then go back to her old ways. THAT HEAUX CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
I’m so afraid MTG is gonna decide to run for governor and these dumb asses will really elect her because she’s said the right thing for two weeks
November 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I literally was JUST thinking this! She finna fuck around and get elected for something big and then go back to her old ways. THAT HEAUX CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I wish there was a way that if you didn’t vote for any particular politician, you don’t get to reap the benefits OR disadvantages from their policies.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I wish there was a way that if you didn’t vote for any particular politician, you don’t get to reap the benefits OR disadvantages from their policies.
Yall got all this smoke and STILL RECEIVING PACKAGES FROM AMAZON.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yall got all this smoke and STILL RECEIVING PACKAGES FROM AMAZON.
Beyonce is a business and a brand and she ain’t the only one selling a product. I’m more than sure you’ll stop at some place today that is owned by a millionaire or billionaire and have no qualms with spending your money there.
Either buy the shit or not. But stop with this performative ass shit.
Either buy the shit or not. But stop with this performative ass shit.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Beyonce is a business and a brand and she ain’t the only one selling a product. I’m more than sure you’ll stop at some place today that is owned by a millionaire or billionaire and have no qualms with spending your money there.
Either buy the shit or not. But stop with this performative ass shit.
Either buy the shit or not. But stop with this performative ass shit.
Yall hoes are insufferable.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Yall hoes are insufferable.
My mind is maaaade up…
I’m on my waaaay up…
I’m on my waaaay up…
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My mind is maaaade up…
I’m on my waaaay up…
I’m on my waaaay up…
Listen! Cuz Beyonce ain’t put a gun to yall heads to buy nothing! Learn when to say no and how to be financially responsible.
YOU are in control of your wallets.
YOU are in control of your wallets.
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Listen! Cuz Beyonce ain’t put a gun to yall heads to buy nothing! Learn when to say no and how to be financially responsible.
YOU are in control of your wallets.
YOU are in control of your wallets.
I have no problem with morning people…but I need yall to read the room. Trying to force me to have a full conversation with you at 7:30am when you KNOW I don’t be in the mood will get you cussed out at 7:31am…
🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I have no problem with morning people…but I need yall to read the room. Trying to force me to have a full conversation with you at 7:30am when you KNOW I don’t be in the mood will get you cussed out at 7:31am…
🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Soooo does anyone in NYC wanna take me in? I gotta get outta Texas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲🥲😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Soooo does anyone in NYC wanna take me in? I gotta get outta Texas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲🥲😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
All the pretty girls involved with me…making pretty love to me, pretty…pity, pity.
Can’t feel a thing…
Can’t feel a thing…
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
All the pretty girls involved with me…making pretty love to me, pretty…pity, pity.
Can’t feel a thing…
Can’t feel a thing…
Do people still post Missed Connections on craigslist cuz I think I just saw my nigga while I was picking up my whataburger just a minute ago 😬😬😬😬
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Do people still post Missed Connections on craigslist cuz I think I just saw my nigga while I was picking up my whataburger just a minute ago 😬😬😬😬
Forgot all about this song!
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Forgot all about this song!
Some chicken and dumplings sound good right about now…
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Some chicken and dumplings sound good right about now…
I see bae being well taken care of 🤭😂
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I see bae being well taken care of 🤭😂