𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝
@joshthewriter.bsky.social
⠀⠀⠀A prophetess once said, “ 𝙸 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚘 𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙶..."
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 ∙ 𝔸𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℕ𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 ∙ ℝ𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕥✊🏾🏳️🌈
Pinned
Before you follow me, know that I’m a nigga that like niggas and IM COOL WITH EVERYBODY. We support Black women round here!!! TRANS INCLUDED! …and if you ain’t with it, block me.
Tf?!
Tf?!
That “who lives her kids and never stops..”
😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
That “who lives her kids and never stops..”
😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
Fajitas was salty af. So not only did we not have BBQ…the food was nasty.
PISSED.
PISSED.
Manager: Anybody got a lighter?
Me: I have one in my car
Manager: oh in your car, huh? *grins* why is that?
Me: to smoke my weed after I get off from work when yall be lying talking about we having a BBQ when it’s really a fiesta…you want the lighter or not??
Me: I have one in my car
Manager: oh in your car, huh? *grins* why is that?
Me: to smoke my weed after I get off from work when yall be lying talking about we having a BBQ when it’s really a fiesta…you want the lighter or not??
Manager: We’re BBQing on Thursday so don’t bring you lunch…
*Thursday arrives*
Manager: I got the fajita meat, tortillas, and salsa..
Me: IKYFL…I K Y F L‼️‼️‼️
*Thursday arrives*
Manager: I got the fajita meat, tortillas, and salsa..
Me: IKYFL…I K Y F L‼️‼️‼️
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Fajitas was salty af. So not only did we not have BBQ…the food was nasty.
PISSED.
PISSED.
A bomb ass bridge to a song. *chefs kiss*
5. What song feels orgasmic to you?
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A bomb ass bridge to a song. *chefs kiss*
Yall don’t like chicken thighs???
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Yall don’t like chicken thighs???
Manager: Anybody got a lighter?
Me: I have one in my car
Manager: oh in your car, huh? *grins* why is that?
Me: to smoke my weed after I get off from work when yall be lying talking about we having a BBQ when it’s really a fiesta…you want the lighter or not??
Me: I have one in my car
Manager: oh in your car, huh? *grins* why is that?
Me: to smoke my weed after I get off from work when yall be lying talking about we having a BBQ when it’s really a fiesta…you want the lighter or not??
Manager: We’re BBQing on Thursday so don’t bring you lunch…
*Thursday arrives*
Manager: I got the fajita meat, tortillas, and salsa..
Me: IKYFL…I K Y F L‼️‼️‼️
*Thursday arrives*
Manager: I got the fajita meat, tortillas, and salsa..
Me: IKYFL…I K Y F L‼️‼️‼️
a man in a red jacket is dancing in a hallway next to a shelf of film reels .
ALT: a man in a red jacket is dancing in a hallway next to a shelf of film reels .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Manager: Anybody got a lighter?
Me: I have one in my car
Manager: oh in your car, huh? *grins* why is that?
Me: to smoke my weed after I get off from work when yall be lying talking about we having a BBQ when it’s really a fiesta…you want the lighter or not??
Me: I have one in my car
Manager: oh in your car, huh? *grins* why is that?
Me: to smoke my weed after I get off from work when yall be lying talking about we having a BBQ when it’s really a fiesta…you want the lighter or not??
Manager: We’re BBQing on Thursday so don’t bring you lunch…
*Thursday arrives*
Manager: I got the fajita meat, tortillas, and salsa..
Me: IKYFL…I K Y F L‼️‼️‼️
*Thursday arrives*
Manager: I got the fajita meat, tortillas, and salsa..
Me: IKYFL…I K Y F L‼️‼️‼️
a man in a red jacket is dancing in a hallway next to a shelf of film reels .
ALT: a man in a red jacket is dancing in a hallway next to a shelf of film reels .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Manager: We’re BBQing on Thursday so don’t bring you lunch…
*Thursday arrives*
Manager: I got the fajita meat, tortillas, and salsa..
Me: IKYFL…I K Y F L‼️‼️‼️
*Thursday arrives*
Manager: I got the fajita meat, tortillas, and salsa..
Me: IKYFL…I K Y F L‼️‼️‼️
Now what kinda dumb ass shit are these hackers trying to pull?
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Now what kinda dumb ass shit are these hackers trying to pull?
No shade…I’m kinda excited for this
The Devil Wears Prada 2 | Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by 20th Century Studios
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
No shade…I’m kinda excited for this
SIXTEEN CARRIAGESSSS
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
SIXTEEN CARRIAGESSSS
Okay! Summer Walker coming out with a two disk album! The list of features is…interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Okay! Summer Walker coming out with a two disk album! The list of features is…interesting.
All I know is that I’m ready for House of David season 3.
Yall had my boy David FUCKED UP
Yall had my boy David FUCKED UP
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
All I know is that I’m ready for House of David season 3.
Yall had my boy David FUCKED UP
Yall had my boy David FUCKED UP
And when I say “jumped”, the nigga was flailing around and people were staring. I can’t even tell you when the movie was about or even what movie we saw cuz I had sunk so low in my seat…😩😩😩😩
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And when I say “jumped”, the nigga was flailing around and people were staring. I can’t even tell you when the movie was about or even what movie we saw cuz I had sunk so low in my seat…😩😩😩😩
Gotta date this weekend. Literally haven’t been one in years.
Last one I went on, dude wanted to go see a scary movie. He jumped and yelped at every jump scare.
I never saw him again…
Last one I went on, dude wanted to go see a scary movie. He jumped and yelped at every jump scare.
I never saw him again…
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Gotta date this weekend. Literally haven’t been one in years.
Last one I went on, dude wanted to go see a scary movie. He jumped and yelped at every jump scare.
I never saw him again…
Last one I went on, dude wanted to go see a scary movie. He jumped and yelped at every jump scare.
I never saw him again…
Chiiile House of David season 2 is juicyyyyyy😮💨😮💨😮💨
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Chiiile House of David season 2 is juicyyyyyy😮💨😮💨😮💨
Why do I feel like them not banning gay marriage is only gonna cause more issues for the gays?
I can see it now…
“They taking away everybody rights but at least the s*ssies can get married 🙄”
I can see it now…
“They taking away everybody rights but at least the s*ssies can get married 🙄”
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why do I feel like them not banning gay marriage is only gonna cause more issues for the gays?
I can see it now…
“They taking away everybody rights but at least the s*ssies can get married 🙄”
I can see it now…
“They taking away everybody rights but at least the s*ssies can get married 🙄”
AAAAAYYYEEEE!!! I’d be in that bih like…
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
AAAAAYYYEEEE!!! I’d be in that bih like…
I felt this!! Me and my best friend of over a decade haven’t talked in over a year cuz he was on some dumb shit.
I’ll do whatever is necessary to make sure I GOT PEACE. And if that means cutting off someone I would’ve died for…then so be it.
I’ll do whatever is necessary to make sure I GOT PEACE. And if that means cutting off someone I would’ve died for…then so be it.
EVER.
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I felt this!! Me and my best friend of over a decade haven’t talked in over a year cuz he was on some dumb shit.
I’ll do whatever is necessary to make sure I GOT PEACE. And if that means cutting off someone I would’ve died for…then so be it.
I’ll do whatever is necessary to make sure I GOT PEACE. And if that means cutting off someone I would’ve died for…then so be it.
I need a Black person to do a cover of Christina Perri’s “Thousand Years”
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I need a Black person to do a cover of Christina Perri’s “Thousand Years”
“Weapons”…chile…
That was a lot.
That was a lot.
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“Weapons”…chile…
That was a lot.
That was a lot.
Anyway…I’m watching this “Weapons” movie and I’m 5 minutes into it and already pissed off.
A whole classroom of kids walk out of THEIR HOUSES at 2:17AM, never to be seen again…and the parents are mad at the TEACHER??
Them kids left from YALL SUPERVISION NOT HERS.
A whole classroom of kids walk out of THEIR HOUSES at 2:17AM, never to be seen again…and the parents are mad at the TEACHER??
Them kids left from YALL SUPERVISION NOT HERS.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Anyway…I’m watching this “Weapons” movie and I’m 5 minutes into it and already pissed off.
A whole classroom of kids walk out of THEIR HOUSES at 2:17AM, never to be seen again…and the parents are mad at the TEACHER??
Them kids left from YALL SUPERVISION NOT HERS.
A whole classroom of kids walk out of THEIR HOUSES at 2:17AM, never to be seen again…and the parents are mad at the TEACHER??
Them kids left from YALL SUPERVISION NOT HERS.
@jimmyjohnsofficial.bsky.social COUNT YOUR DAYS HOE!
I ordered an Italian Night Club and I opened that sandwich up and there wasn’t a PIECE OF MEAT on the bitch. VEGGIES AND BREAD. Now I gotta eat a SALAD ON WHITE BREAD.
I ordered an Italian Night Club and I opened that sandwich up and there wasn’t a PIECE OF MEAT on the bitch. VEGGIES AND BREAD. Now I gotta eat a SALAD ON WHITE BREAD.
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
@jimmyjohnsofficial.bsky.social COUNT YOUR DAYS HOE!
I ordered an Italian Night Club and I opened that sandwich up and there wasn’t a PIECE OF MEAT on the bitch. VEGGIES AND BREAD. Now I gotta eat a SALAD ON WHITE BREAD.
I ordered an Italian Night Club and I opened that sandwich up and there wasn’t a PIECE OF MEAT on the bitch. VEGGIES AND BREAD. Now I gotta eat a SALAD ON WHITE BREAD.
Ice Spice raps like her favorite color is 5.
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ice Spice raps like her favorite color is 5.
Welp. I saw this coming a mile away…
Marjorie Taylor Greene has confided to colleagues that she wants to run for president, according to four sources familiar with the matter, including one who has spoken with her directly about it.
www.notus.org/2028-electio...
www.notus.org/2028-electio...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Telling People She Wants to Run for President
One source told NOTUS Greene believes she has “the national donor network to win the primary.”
www.notus.org
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Welp. I saw this coming a mile away…
I literally was JUST thinking this! She finna fuck around and get elected for something big and then go back to her old ways. THAT HEAUX CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
I’m so afraid MTG is gonna decide to run for governor and these dumb asses will really elect her because she’s said the right thing for two weeks
November 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I literally was JUST thinking this! She finna fuck around and get elected for something big and then go back to her old ways. THAT HEAUX CANNOT BE TRUSTED.