the USDA serves the dual purpose of providing nutritional information and promoting the US meat and dairy industry. this is deep lore you can only find by digging into sources such as the USDA's own website

for every liberal who tells me ‘abolish ice’ is too provocative a slogan i’m calling one house rep and asking them to ‘abolish ice with extreme prejudice’

will continue to deadname twitter as long as it's owner deadnames his daughter

i have decided to develop a cultural value

thinking about LMFAO's character arc

oroborous can have a little oroborous, as a treat

the traditional method of bridge access, whereby a traveler must answer these riddles three, was an early form of two factor authentication. in this essay i will

unconverted neopet (still sinful)

going to the mind palace anyone need anything

all my opuses are magnum