Brett Shomaker
@shomaker.bsky.social
Damnit NFL Red Zone fix your audio! It’s been pure static for almost 10 minutes now. Killing my Sunday chill.
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Damnit NFL Red Zone fix your audio! It’s been pure static for almost 10 minutes now. Killing my Sunday chill.
I bet shoes were the first pieces of clothing ever created
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I bet shoes were the first pieces of clothing ever created
I’m going to hang this in my house year round and when people ask what it is I’m just going to say “grandma”
Thank you local CVS for this adorable little Ghost picture frame.
September 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m going to hang this in my house year round and when people ask what it is I’m just going to say “grandma”
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COMMENTARY: It takes a great country to admit its mistakes. The Trump administration's new signs at Colorado's National Historic Sites reflect weakness and insecurity.
June 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
COMMENTARY: It takes a great country to admit its mistakes. The Trump administration's new signs at Colorado's National Historic Sites reflect weakness and insecurity.
The “two weeks” schtick is lowkey one of the funniest bits ever - it’s too bad it’s applied to actual serious stuff now. I miss the simpler times of infrastructure week.
June 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The “two weeks” schtick is lowkey one of the funniest bits ever - it’s too bad it’s applied to actual serious stuff now. I miss the simpler times of infrastructure week.
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5/26/89 was the debut of Bathtub Gin, well as far as we know. This is a day where we should all be in this together! Treat each other well regardless of how much we actually want to take a bath! #phish
May 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
5/26/89 was the debut of Bathtub Gin, well as far as we know. This is a day where we should all be in this together! Treat each other well regardless of how much we actually want to take a bath! #phish
Happy 25th anniversary to the best Ghost ever performed. (Maybe? I actually haven’t done a thorough comparison, but 5/22/2000 is definitely the version I’ve listened to the most.)
May 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Happy 25th anniversary to the best Ghost ever performed. (Maybe? I actually haven’t done a thorough comparison, but 5/22/2000 is definitely the version I’ve listened to the most.)
The best thing about this account is that the posts have no additional commentary. The stupidity stands on its own.
Reporter: The president fired the Librarian of Congress. Why?
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
May 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The best thing about this account is that the posts have no additional commentary. The stupidity stands on its own.
Happy 5/8/77 day to all who celebrate.
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Happy 5/8/77 day to all who celebrate.
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 NA PSN codes for Star Wars: Grand Collection (6 games total) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends on May 7th, 6 PM PT.
The collection is also currently $44.99 for PS+ members
US eShop sale
Steam
The collection is also currently $44.99 for PS+ members
US eShop sale
Steam
May 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 NA PSN codes for Star Wars: Grand Collection (6 games total) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends on May 7th, 6 PM PT.
The collection is also currently $44.99 for PS+ members
US eShop sale
Steam
The collection is also currently $44.99 for PS+ members
US eShop sale
Steam
Re-upping this one today
If the Catholic Church really loved the world the conclave would declare Donald Trump the next pope and then parade him around harmlessly in the popemobile for the next decade or so.
April 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Re-upping this one today
Everyone in the band was shocked to find out that one of the members thought “New” meant “Young.”
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New Pornographers’ Joe Seiders Arrested for Child Porn — New York Magazine
The band immediately cut all ties with Joe Seiders, who has been a member since 2014.
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April 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Everyone in the band was shocked to find out that one of the members thought “New” meant “Young.”
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“The power of the people is greater than the people in power.” @booker.senate.gov was inspiring all the way to the very end.
April 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“The power of the people is greater than the people in power.” @booker.senate.gov was inspiring all the way to the very end.
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on this day
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
on this day
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If you read one article today, make it this one.
Total incompetence, yet again. And putting our national security at great risk.
Total incompetence, yet again. And putting our national security at great risk.
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If you read one article today, make it this one.
Total incompetence, yet again. And putting our national security at great risk.
Total incompetence, yet again. And putting our national security at great risk.
This is so much worse than “her emails” it isn’t even in the same ballpark. Not only are the highest level officials sharing and discussing incredibly sensitive military secrets outside of a SCIF, they are doing so without even knowing who is in the room with them www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is so much worse than “her emails” it isn’t even in the same ballpark. Not only are the highest level officials sharing and discussing incredibly sensitive military secrets outside of a SCIF, they are doing so without even knowing who is in the room with them www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
There are dreams I can’t remember as soon as I wake up but there are some dreams I remember vividly forty or more years later. Wild right?
March 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
There are dreams I can’t remember as soon as I wake up but there are some dreams I remember vividly forty or more years later. Wild right?
I can’t be the only one hoping Rep. Green would use that cane like Brooks did on Sumner (for a more just reason this time, of course).
March 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I can’t be the only one hoping Rep. Green would use that cane like Brooks did on Sumner (for a more just reason this time, of course).
Actual footage of Amy Gleason looking at her phone tonight and realizing she’s in charge of DOGE.
a woman is making a funny face in front of a mirror with the words `` make it stop !! ''
ALT: a woman is making a funny face in front of a mirror with the words `` make it stop !! ''
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February 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Actual footage of Amy Gleason looking at her phone tonight and realizing she’s in charge of DOGE.
If the Catholic Church really loved the world the conclave would declare Donald Trump the next pope and then parade him around harmlessly in the popemobile for the next decade or so.
February 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If the Catholic Church really loved the world the conclave would declare Donald Trump the next pope and then parade him around harmlessly in the popemobile for the next decade or so.
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House Republicans and sycophants spent the past 24 hours shamelessly defending President Trump’s lawless funding freeze of YOUR money — only for him to rescind it this morning!
January 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
House Republicans and sycophants spent the past 24 hours shamelessly defending President Trump’s lawless funding freeze of YOUR money — only for him to rescind it this morning!
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The government keeps saying that trans people are bad, but here’s the thing: trans people are actually extremely cool
January 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The government keeps saying that trans people are bad, but here’s the thing: trans people are actually extremely cool