Dave Knowles
@shockeh.com
Not as nice as initially expected, but does get better over time. I don't get it either.
In gaming circles, I'm 'Shockeh' - I probably should have worked there but InfoSec paid better.
In gaming circles, I'm 'Shockeh' - I probably should have worked there but InfoSec paid better.
@netflix.com - I can make your live sports more profitable, hire me.
Skip the whole boxing match part, just have a show where huge people punch Jake Paul in the face until he falls down. Over and over.
Guaranteed top 10 most viewed.
Skip the whole boxing match part, just have a show where huge people punch Jake Paul in the face until he falls down. Over and over.
Guaranteed top 10 most viewed.
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
@netflix.com - I can make your live sports more profitable, hire me.
Skip the whole boxing match part, just have a show where huge people punch Jake Paul in the face until he falls down. Over and over.
Guaranteed top 10 most viewed.
Skip the whole boxing match part, just have a show where huge people punch Jake Paul in the face until he falls down. Over and over.
Guaranteed top 10 most viewed.
The Whitsundays are… well, they’re really something. You never believe the hype about a place, but they manage to meet the hype and then some!
Just… mind boggling natural beauty.
Just… mind boggling natural beauty.
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The Whitsundays are… well, they’re really something. You never believe the hype about a place, but they manage to meet the hype and then some!
Just… mind boggling natural beauty.
Just… mind boggling natural beauty.
I think for PR reasons, Andrew should change his name to just a symbol, like maybe just an outline of Epstein Island.
Then he could be ‘The Nonce Formerly Known As Prince.’
Then he could be ‘The Nonce Formerly Known As Prince.’
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I think for PR reasons, Andrew should change his name to just a symbol, like maybe just an outline of Epstein Island.
Then he could be ‘The Nonce Formerly Known As Prince.’
Then he could be ‘The Nonce Formerly Known As Prince.’
*Taps 2 Black Mana to summon @kierongillen.bsky.social*
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
*Taps 2 Black Mana to summon @kierongillen.bsky.social*
Well done to dipshit #3,271 next to me on the flight to SYD today, actually arguing that when everyone puts up their trays for takeoff (yes, takeoff) that somehow their rights are being impinged.
Brother. Please brother.
Brother. Please brother.
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Well done to dipshit #3,271 next to me on the flight to SYD today, actually arguing that when everyone puts up their trays for takeoff (yes, takeoff) that somehow their rights are being impinged.
Brother. Please brother.
Brother. Please brother.
There needs to be a word for when you're stymied at work due to outside forces you can't control, and you're just building a dam of anxiety over lack of progress despite it not actually being your fault.
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There needs to be a word for when you're stymied at work due to outside forces you can't control, and you're just building a dam of anxiety over lack of progress despite it not actually being your fault.
Never been prouder of you goons. What an excellent tribute to a man who has defined an entire universe that has influenced millions of imaginations.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Never been prouder of you goons. What an excellent tribute to a man who has defined an entire universe that has influenced millions of imaginations.
The Dave Easy Guide To Voting:
Step 1. Find out which candidate is being backed by a series of billionaires.
Step 2. Vote for the other one.
Step 1. Find out which candidate is being backed by a series of billionaires.
Step 2. Vote for the other one.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The Dave Easy Guide To Voting:
Step 1. Find out which candidate is being backed by a series of billionaires.
Step 2. Vote for the other one.
Step 1. Find out which candidate is being backed by a series of billionaires.
Step 2. Vote for the other one.
Left: We want to have equity for all. Yes, even the blue haired shrieker.
Right: We want a technobro run factory state with Christian overtones where you can discriminate against anyone who doesn’t profile.
Centrists: Well, these two things are both crazy.
Right: We want a technobro run factory state with Christian overtones where you can discriminate against anyone who doesn’t profile.
Centrists: Well, these two things are both crazy.
October 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Left: We want to have equity for all. Yes, even the blue haired shrieker.
Right: We want a technobro run factory state with Christian overtones where you can discriminate against anyone who doesn’t profile.
Centrists: Well, these two things are both crazy.
Right: We want a technobro run factory state with Christian overtones where you can discriminate against anyone who doesn’t profile.
Centrists: Well, these two things are both crazy.
Off to SYD again FIFO; It absolutely needs to happen for work, and it’s to my benefit professionally, but my days it is exhausting to do frequently.
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Off to SYD again FIFO; It absolutely needs to happen for work, and it’s to my benefit professionally, but my days it is exhausting to do frequently.
Literally every convicted felon in the world, serving and finished, who ever had a sentence longer than this...
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Literally every convicted felon in the world, serving and finished, who ever had a sentence longer than this...
And this ratio definitely isn't already roadmapped on a Jira somewhere to be eroded as soon as possible, nosiree.
This version of Xbox Cloud Gaming will reportedly give players an hour of free gaming for around two minutes of ads.
Xbox Is Reportedly Preparing To Launch A Free Ad-Supported Version Of Xbox Cloud Gaming
This version of Xbox Cloud Gaming will reportedly give players an hour of free gaming for around two minutes of ads.
bit.ly
October 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
And this ratio definitely isn't already roadmapped on a Jira somewhere to be eroded as soon as possible, nosiree.
I am vexed enough to do it, @aftermath.site.
Well, that's PC Game Pass gone, and a clear window of opportunity exists; To create a curated 'Here's what you should buy this month and still save half the money you would have spent on Xbox' set of articles for a year or so.
October 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I am vexed enough to do it, @aftermath.site.
Well, that's PC Game Pass gone, and a clear window of opportunity exists; To create a curated 'Here's what you should buy this month and still save half the money you would have spent on Xbox' set of articles for a year or so.
October 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Well, that's PC Game Pass gone, and a clear window of opportunity exists; To create a curated 'Here's what you should buy this month and still save half the money you would have spent on Xbox' set of articles for a year or so.
And now, as Ghost of Yotei draws near, the standard Sony dreariness of awaiting the PC version begins. Once the exclusivity is milked, we'll get it, obviously, but you almosst wish we didn't need to have the wait.
September 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
And now, as Ghost of Yotei draws near, the standard Sony dreariness of awaiting the PC version begins. Once the exclusivity is milked, we'll get it, obviously, but you almosst wish we didn't need to have the wait.
You thought all those 80s Mums collected spoons for no reason?
September 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You thought all those 80s Mums collected spoons for no reason?
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
September 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
Logged back into Twitter just now as I’d got some notifications.
All ‘For You’ posts, from:
JK Rowling
Tommy Robinson
Piers Morgan
(And I have never followed nor interacted with any of them.)
Good thing that site isn’t peddling gateway drugs to influence you politically, right?
All ‘For You’ posts, from:
JK Rowling
Tommy Robinson
Piers Morgan
(And I have never followed nor interacted with any of them.)
Good thing that site isn’t peddling gateway drugs to influence you politically, right?
September 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Logged back into Twitter just now as I’d got some notifications.
All ‘For You’ posts, from:
JK Rowling
Tommy Robinson
Piers Morgan
(And I have never followed nor interacted with any of them.)
Good thing that site isn’t peddling gateway drugs to influence you politically, right?
All ‘For You’ posts, from:
JK Rowling
Tommy Robinson
Piers Morgan
(And I have never followed nor interacted with any of them.)
Good thing that site isn’t peddling gateway drugs to influence you politically, right?
August 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Hey @snapesnack.bsky.social, just querying - did you ever post a recipe for your Byzantium? Just looking to replicate your bronze particularly.
August 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Hey @snapesnack.bsky.social, just querying - did you ever post a recipe for your Byzantium? Just looking to replicate your bronze particularly.
Two truths and a lie:
1. I kill the people who interact with me for this joke.
2. I’ve got blue eyes.
3. I feel remorse about #1.
1. I kill the people who interact with me for this joke.
2. I’ve got blue eyes.
3. I feel remorse about #1.
August 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Two truths and a lie:
1. I kill the people who interact with me for this joke.
2. I’ve got blue eyes.
3. I feel remorse about #1.
1. I kill the people who interact with me for this joke.
2. I’ve got blue eyes.
3. I feel remorse about #1.
Reposted by Dave Knowles
"What radicalized you?"
Nothing. I refuse to bow to the framing that my beliefs are "radical."
Kids should be fed not bombed or shot
Schools should be safe places.
Reading is an unalloyed good.
The world is amazing and should be cherished.
Science and medicine is star stuff understanding itself.
Nothing. I refuse to bow to the framing that my beliefs are "radical."
Kids should be fed not bombed or shot
Schools should be safe places.
Reading is an unalloyed good.
The world is amazing and should be cherished.
Science and medicine is star stuff understanding itself.
August 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"What radicalized you?"
Nothing. I refuse to bow to the framing that my beliefs are "radical."
Kids should be fed not bombed or shot
Schools should be safe places.
Reading is an unalloyed good.
The world is amazing and should be cherished.
Science and medicine is star stuff understanding itself.
Nothing. I refuse to bow to the framing that my beliefs are "radical."
Kids should be fed not bombed or shot
Schools should be safe places.
Reading is an unalloyed good.
The world is amazing and should be cherished.
Science and medicine is star stuff understanding itself.
On the fob of the loan car I’ve got whilst it’s in the garage.
Just say ‘Don’t put it in your butt’. Be honest. We all know what you meant.
Just say ‘Don’t put it in your butt’. Be honest. We all know what you meant.
August 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
On the fob of the loan car I’ve got whilst it’s in the garage.
Just say ‘Don’t put it in your butt’. Be honest. We all know what you meant.
Just say ‘Don’t put it in your butt’. Be honest. We all know what you meant.
The best thing about RATM is no matter how old I get, their music remains relevant.
The worst thing about RATM is no matter how old I get, their music remains relevant.
youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?...
The worst thing about RATM is no matter how old I get, their music remains relevant.
youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?...
Rage Against The Machine - Killing In the Name (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by RATMVEVO
youtu.be
August 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The best thing about RATM is no matter how old I get, their music remains relevant.
The worst thing about RATM is no matter how old I get, their music remains relevant.
youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?...
The worst thing about RATM is no matter how old I get, their music remains relevant.
youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?...
Reposted by Dave Knowles
It's apt that corporations/governments divided the internet into SFW and NSFW & are now making it all Safe For Work, because that is the defining frame they want to place on the world--everywhere you go is for Work, not pleasure or art or love or culture. You must always Work for Them, or die.
July 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's apt that corporations/governments divided the internet into SFW and NSFW & are now making it all Safe For Work, because that is the defining frame they want to place on the world--everywhere you go is for Work, not pleasure or art or love or culture. You must always Work for Them, or die.