shmike 🐕
@shmike.bsky.social
wario in the sheets 😳
waluigi in the skeets 👇😏👇
dunkin donuts she my everything ┌(・。・)┘♪
waluigi in the skeets 👇😏👇
dunkin donuts she my everything ┌(・。・)┘♪
i might be in love with the girl at my taco bell drive thru
January 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
i might be in love with the girl at my taco bell drive thru
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horse: these pants fit me perfectly
sales clerk: very good sir
horse: *quietly* I’ll need two pairs
sales clerk: *discretely* of course
sales clerk: very good sir
horse: *quietly* I’ll need two pairs
sales clerk: *discretely* of course
November 7, 2024 at 7:47 PM
horse: these pants fit me perfectly
sales clerk: very good sir
horse: *quietly* I’ll need two pairs
sales clerk: *discretely* of course
sales clerk: very good sir
horse: *quietly* I’ll need two pairs
sales clerk: *discretely* of course
i wish i were a cat 🥹 so i could lick 👅 ma balls 👇👇 repost if you agree!!!
November 28, 2024 at 5:12 AM
i wish i were a cat 🥹 so i could lick 👅 ma balls 👇👇 repost if you agree!!!
birthday money came in who's tryna get fucked up at Barnes and Noble
November 24, 2024 at 9:35 PM
birthday money came in who's tryna get fucked up at Barnes and Noble
reskeeting this for my 100th post! Live, Laugh, Love!!!!!!!!!
November 9, 2024 at 6:13 PM
reskeeting this for my 100th post! Live, Laugh, Love!!!!!!!!!
just ate chipotle. really bad poops rn. yuck. 😎😎😎
November 8, 2024 at 2:02 AM
just ate chipotle. really bad poops rn. yuck. 😎😎😎
@t6e.bsky.social im sorry for calling you parasocial in one of my skeets. that was mean of me.
November 4, 2024 at 12:26 AM
@t6e.bsky.social im sorry for calling you parasocial in one of my skeets. that was mean of me.
@akatheskye.bsky.social u are fart-sighted. hehe (like far sighted)
November 3, 2024 at 4:36 AM
@akatheskye.bsky.social u are fart-sighted. hehe (like far sighted)
im so excited for the election i think I'm gonna pee 😣
November 2, 2024 at 8:57 PM
im so excited for the election i think I'm gonna pee 😣
me and who (please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton)
November 1, 2024 at 11:28 PM
me and who (please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton)
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eevee holds juice
October 31, 2024 at 7:06 PM
eevee holds juice
im a slut for birthday wishes
October 31, 2024 at 10:05 AM
im a slut for birthday wishes
had to explain "aura maxxing" to my supervisor in terms of "swag". i was born in the wrong generation
October 31, 2024 at 4:36 AM
had to explain "aura maxxing" to my supervisor in terms of "swag". i was born in the wrong generation
everyones invited but you have to bring a gift
October 30, 2024 at 10:47 PM
everyones invited but you have to bring a gift
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call of duty?!?! more like... balls and coochie follow 4 more post skeet
October 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
call of duty?!?! more like... balls and coochie follow 4 more post skeet
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they were right actually it feels good af to be a multifandom enjoyer
October 25, 2024 at 10:03 PM
they were right actually it feels good af to be a multifandom enjoyer
Guys. what if instead of bluesky. it was boobsky. like boob sky. tiddies
October 27, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Guys. what if instead of bluesky. it was boobsky. like boob sky. tiddies
what's the fucking point anymore
Unfortunately, no more Steal a Base, Steal A Taco this year……
Taco Bell is no longer a sponsor of MLB.
In fact, MLB decided to not replace fast food sponsor this year, which is a huge shock……
#MLB #TacoBell #WorldSeries #Baseball #Sports
Taco Bell is no longer a sponsor of MLB.
In fact, MLB decided to not replace fast food sponsor this year, which is a huge shock……
#MLB #TacoBell #WorldSeries #Baseball #Sports
No more free Taco Bell? World Series 'Steal a Base, Steal a Taco' off for 2024
The beloved "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" promotion won't be taking place for the 2024 World Series.
www.usatoday.com
October 26, 2024 at 11:45 PM
what's the fucking point anymore
i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrC
October 26, 2024 at 6:30 PM
i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrC
@hideoushiker.bsky.social HOLY GIGACHAD MY GOAT
October 26, 2024 at 6:06 PM
@hideoushiker.bsky.social HOLY GIGACHAD MY GOAT
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no atou, by Henry Taylor, 2023
October 25, 2024 at 2:03 PM
no atou, by Henry Taylor, 2023
and if your boyfriend
says he got beef
says he got beef
October 26, 2024 at 2:00 AM
and if your boyfriend
says he got beef
says he got beef
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hello bluesky.
i am pleased to announce that the bluesky girlfriend applications have now closed. i have found my bluesky girlfriend.
i would like to thank @mrchedda.bsky.social for inspiring me on this journey. keep it cheesy.
Skeet on Brothers! ❤️
i am pleased to announce that the bluesky girlfriend applications have now closed. i have found my bluesky girlfriend.
i would like to thank @mrchedda.bsky.social for inspiring me on this journey. keep it cheesy.
Skeet on Brothers! ❤️
October 25, 2024 at 11:10 PM
hello bluesky.
i am pleased to announce that the bluesky girlfriend applications have now closed. i have found my bluesky girlfriend.
i would like to thank @mrchedda.bsky.social for inspiring me on this journey. keep it cheesy.
Skeet on Brothers! ❤️
i am pleased to announce that the bluesky girlfriend applications have now closed. i have found my bluesky girlfriend.
i would like to thank @mrchedda.bsky.social for inspiring me on this journey. keep it cheesy.
Skeet on Brothers! ❤️