Shirou Shirousuke (Not Real Name)
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Shirou Shirousuke (Not Real Name)
@shirou.bsky.social
Likes Anime, Videogames, Cringe, Weird Fetishes??? Whatever enjoy. I have a Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKSREt9J7R0Se1HDIV6NeoA where I talk about stuff I like.
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it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Macbeth: SHIT
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Didn't this whole thing start cause Tiktok banned accounts for saying 'kill' or 'death'?
Sam Raimi's horror classic Ev*l De*d 2: De*d by Dawn.
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Oh sure when you all make Mii's of your friends and put them into Nintendo's little computer algorithm it's "hilarious" and "based"

But when I put all my friend's personal information into ChatGPT-
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Alien who had just arrived on earth: "Tell me Earthling what is the most successful creative endeavor from your people from a monetary perspective?"

Me: "Uhhh pokemon I guess?"

Alien: "Fascinating. It appears to be a series about a woman owning another woman as a servant?"

Me: "Uh about that-"
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Reposting for no particular reason
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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“Thanks, doc! You see, I am Pagliaci, and learning that you think that what I do helps people, why, that cheers me right up!”
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If Harry Potter fans are willing to abandon Rowling over this now well... *sigh*

Fine have your off ramp I just wish you had firmer principles before.
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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I think it's fascinating how Videogames are one of the only media where the technological advancement was so stark and rapid that we went from vague symbols that represented things to like... actual 3D renders designed to emulate humans that look close
September 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
one interesting problem with Scooby Doo is that like a lot of mystery kids series "murder" is never on the table so the gang are always solving crimes like diamond smuggling or land development
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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hey oomf. *picks you up like an enemy in smb2 and throws you at another oomf*
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
realized there is a non-zero chance I was in a thread with Jeffrey Epstein at some point in my past...

... that's gonna haunt my soul for decades
January 31, 2026 at 5:39 AM
A new Star Wars thing is gonna introduce a character named "Glup Poopo" and that will kill the meme dead.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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No one:

The Bible:
people don't know how to handle a mostly virtuous person who is also massively annoying
January 31, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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The Holy Blade
#art #bloodborne
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Good Hoonters
#art #bloodborne
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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I am being serious when I say we're gonna get evicted if we don't pay rent by next week
Another year, another commission post

Commissions are always open unless stated otherwise #commissionsopen #mutualaid #signalboost #commissions #commsopen #art #fanart
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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I think that Ninjas are uniquely perfect as Videogame protagonists.

1) They're silent, which a lot of videogame protagonists are.
2) They're primarily known for killing things and traversing locations with agility. Again: very common for videogame protagonists.
September 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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ngl I'm getting a bit tired of this style of meme and no I won't elaborate
September 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
remember when Highlander made a sequel where they revealed that all the immortals were aliens

And Christopher Lambert and Sean Connery knew each other on this alien planet but somehow forgot each other on earth
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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People who are passionate, enthusiastic and totally factually wrong are the worst to argue against.
I am increasingly frustrated with high engagement-low information political posters.
January 23, 2026 at 8:26 PM
If you think this animation is really good then great news. You get to see this same animation. Again and again. For 50 episodes! Every week! And every time we introduce a new vehicle or mecha or attack great you'll get to see their introduction/move again and again-
When children are allowed to pilot mechas and school becomes the launch pad ❤️ (from "Gosaurer", 1993)
January 21, 2026 at 7:54 PM