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I still remember when you could get an email address with your actual name and no numbers in it.
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January 22, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Smithsonian swaps portrait of Trump - and removes any reference to his impeachments
Smithsonian swaps portrait of Trump - and removes any reference to his impeachments
Smithsonian swaps portrait of Trump - and removes any reference to his impeachments
www.independent.co.uk
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Why has the murderer not been charged with murder?
January 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Trump’s renewed interest in Greenland has nothing to do with the island and everything to do with distracting from the Epstein files, as with Venezuela and the Panama Canal. Don’t fall for it.
December 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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FORBES: “The Gun Murder Rate In Australia—Where 15 Were Slain At Bondi Beach—Is 6,000% Lower Than In U.S…”

www.forbes.com/sites/zachar...
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I just had to do a face scan to verify my age in order to use this app. I have very mixed feelings about this.

Does anyone else miss the 90’s? I miss the 90’s.
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I think my favourite thing about working for myself is not having to go to a work Christmas party, but getting drunk texts from friends complaining about theirs.
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I really hope that the Democratic Party spends some money right now putting out ads on TV and radio and the Internet…

They need right now and for the next 12 months to lock into people’s memories that Donald Trump and the GOP wanted to starve them and their kids on Thanksgiving.
Trump administration in disarray: USDA complies with a federal court order while DOJ takes its desire to withhold food from Americans all the way to SCOTUS.
BREAKING: DOJ goes to SCOTUS trying to stop a district court order that USDA pay out full SNAP benefits this month.

The First Circuit denied an administrative stay, but has not yet ruled on the stay request. And, CNN reported that USDA is already processing payments.

DOJ went to SCOTUS anyway.
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Because, as you know, this is honest works…
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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This is what oligarchy looks like:

If you're Elon Musk, the richest man alive, Tesla gives you a $1 trillion pay package & Trump gives you a huge tax break.

If you're a poor kid on SNAP, Trump appeals a court decision that would have prevented you from going hungry.

Obscene.
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I write against this evil everyday www.thegodpodcast.com/p/maga-begs-...
MAGA Begs for Food While Trump Parties Like Gatsby
Trump danced while America starved.
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just straight up snatching brown people no matter their legal status. How can anyone still be defending this??
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
October 2, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I’d be down with it.
imagine if we got it all wrong and it’s not actualy Rapture, it’s Raptor. like a vicious dino attack. we all get absolutely ripped to shreds.
September 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Love it. I’m in.
This Rapture is so disappointing.
They're all still here.
I know, lets act like we can't see or hear them anymore.
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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And as no surprise to anyone, Hulu/Disney (streams ABC) announced another immediate price increase to its subscriptions. These companies are rotten to the core.
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Possibly an unpopular opinion, but any pregnant woman who actually takes medical advice from Trump or RFK Jr deserves to suffer. More Tylenol/Paracetamol for the smart ladies.
September 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM