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Sometimes I have good takes.
The things a girl will do for leggings
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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good afternoon
October 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
dont want to alarm anyone, but recently leaked photographs show antifa amassing its forces
October 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i ordered a bicycle, but they sent me this hunk of plastic with wireless electronic doo dads. what gives?
September 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
DON’T Tell Me What To Do!
September 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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You can tell that trans women are women because we get blamed when random white men do crimes
September 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
September 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
what are the chances the shooter turns out to be some guy named mario?
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Been using the Kryptonite Minis for ages. Decided to switch to an angle grinder proof lock. Failed to realize how chonky it is. Will continue using Mini 😓
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“Shot from a building 200 yards away”
Calling it now, they’re gonna blame this on a trans woman.
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This was supposed to be an inexpensive beater, but I lack self control.
September 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
jfc we’re doing reverse turing teste now

at some point, the humans will become so advanced that the robots will not be able to tell man from machine
I Pretended to be an AI on a Game Show Against 4 AIs (IT WORKED)
YouTube video by Xiaomanyc 小马在纽约
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September 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A380 went a lil hard at the pub last night and had to hire a tow
August 31, 2025 at 11:26 AM
oh hey i finally found a use for that strange little hole on my bike’s fork
August 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
downhill mtb in the alps added to bucket list
The Most UNREAL Bike Park I’ve Ever Ridden!
YouTube video by WOLFPACK ADVENTURES
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August 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Did Trump unironically normalize politicians dropping the f-bomb in front of cameras?
June 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The most supernatural part of The X Files is the fact that Fox Mulder wasn’t disappeared to a black site by halfway through the first season.
June 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I am so proud of NYC tonight
June 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
love seeing boston do us proud
May 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
For a brief moment, I owned the ultimate Facebook burner account…
May 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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ppl are discussing the illogic of transphobes declaring that "trans women are men" but also "trans men are men" with regards to sex-segregated spaces. I think these reactions make more sense once you recognize their obsession imagined purity & contamination:
juliaserano.medium.com/penises-priv...
Penises, Privilege, and Feminist & LGBTQ+ Purity Politics
Content Warning: while I will not be describing any actual instances of sexual violence, this issue (and false accusations thereof) will be…
juliaserano.medium.com
April 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I never played the original Oblivion, and only have a few hours into Skyrim, but so far the Oblivion remake seems pretty legit. It feels more polished than Starfield for sure.

Problem is, I like playing games on the highest difficulty and I can’t even get past the goblins in the introductory caves
April 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
JD Vance poisoned the pope before doing unholy things to his sofa
April 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM