I hit the Juckport $1 trillion
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1/2 of the Big Soy Naturals team. Tiktok Microceleb in Exile. VHS tape collector and digital ephemera enthusiast
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For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
November 30, 2024 at 6:51 AM
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is your straight boyfriend’s prostate. There are some heavy design flaws here, but let’s see what we can do.
June 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is your straight boyfriend’s prostate. There are some heavy design flaws here, but let’s see what we can do.
New haircut
May 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
New haircut
“POV” Gen z equivalent of “my feel when”
May 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“POV” Gen z equivalent of “my feel when”
My log does judge actually
May 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My log does judge actually
“Move forward, gain two” I yell as I throw quarters at other drivers
May 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“Move forward, gain two” I yell as I throw quarters at other drivers
Mother’s Day themed haul from the rental store
May 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Mother’s Day themed haul from the rental store
Went to the model train club open house this weekend life is beautiful never Bud Dwyer yourself
May 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Went to the model train club open house this weekend life is beautiful never Bud Dwyer yourself
Reminiscing on my old internet beefs…..what a life I’ve lived
May 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reminiscing on my old internet beefs…..what a life I’ve lived
The Rehearsal……..he’s like if the devil got divorced
April 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Rehearsal……..he’s like if the devil got divorced
I love the “I’m so hungry I could eat [name of person I shouldn’t know]” trend on tiktok. It feels very “who’s on first” for some reason
April 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I love the “I’m so hungry I could eat [name of person I shouldn’t know]” trend on tiktok. It feels very “who’s on first” for some reason
Corn silk iced tea and leftover khao soi from my very sweet date last night save me
April 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Corn silk iced tea and leftover khao soi from my very sweet date last night save me
What if…..voynich manuscript tattoo
April 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What if…..voynich manuscript tattoo
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Corey Booker voted this afternoon to keep sending bombs to Israel, which is much, much more meaningful and important than a speech about values, even if it did last 25 hours.
April 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Corey Booker voted this afternoon to keep sending bombs to Israel, which is much, much more meaningful and important than a speech about values, even if it did last 25 hours.
My obsession with Oda Iselin Sønderland’s work continues to take over my phone screens
April 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My obsession with Oda Iselin Sønderland’s work continues to take over my phone screens
Unlike the rest of you I’m great on dating apps because I’ve been making friends online since I was 13. I will say the UX is cocomelon for horny adults who love bouldering and the office
April 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Unlike the rest of you I’m great on dating apps because I’ve been making friends online since I was 13. I will say the UX is cocomelon for horny adults who love bouldering and the office
I love all the fan art of rockstar Lestat where he has a visible thong. Very degrassi core
January 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I love all the fan art of rockstar Lestat where he has a visible thong. Very degrassi core
I feel so untouched right now need you so much somehow I can’t forget you goin’ crazy from the moment I met you
December 24, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I feel so untouched right now need you so much somehow I can’t forget you goin’ crazy from the moment I met you
Men will bring the largest backpack to the airport like they’re hiking the Swiss Alps and not buying a dry turkey sandwich and watching Wolf of Wall Street on a 12 inch screen
December 19, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Men will bring the largest backpack to the airport like they’re hiking the Swiss Alps and not buying a dry turkey sandwich and watching Wolf of Wall Street on a 12 inch screen
A short list of White Whales on my eBay watchlist
December 17, 2024 at 9:32 PM
A short list of White Whales on my eBay watchlist
My life is going so absurdly well I’m on a level of we’re so back thought impossible to mankind
December 7, 2024 at 4:57 AM
My life is going so absurdly well I’m on a level of we’re so back thought impossible to mankind
Made a 5 course meal by myself
November 29, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Made a 5 course meal by myself
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At some point we’re going to run out of hot young celebs to do lookalike contests about and we’re going to have to resort to holding contests about C-D list character actors. Laurie Metcalf Lookalike Contest. Michael Chiklis Tethered Bonanza.
November 25, 2024 at 10:48 AM
At some point we’re going to run out of hot young celebs to do lookalike contests about and we’re going to have to resort to holding contests about C-D list character actors. Laurie Metcalf Lookalike Contest. Michael Chiklis Tethered Bonanza.
No MS paint comic has ever conveyed such deep terror of the soul like this one to me. The expressions are so vivid it makes my stomach hurt
November 25, 2024 at 9:23 AM
No MS paint comic has ever conveyed such deep terror of the soul like this one to me. The expressions are so vivid it makes my stomach hurt