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@sheherhurts.bsky.social
Where were you when I was out of line?
I know, I don't know
You and me in your thoughts, alone
So it goes, so it goes
I know, I don't know
You and me in your thoughts, alone
So it goes, so it goes
Pinned
We love you
They should pay us to be a stay at home daughter
February 19, 2026 at 3:23 AM
They should pay us to be a stay at home daughter
Tummy hurt :( we might not make it
February 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Tummy hurt :( we might not make it
Hey. Quick question. Can we come over and pee ourself while sitting in your lap? It would probably fix us
February 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Hey. Quick question. Can we come over and pee ourself while sitting in your lap? It would probably fix us
Weeee should call her
February 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Weeee should call her
if u r transgender u have to listen to the caves of altamira by steely dan. if you accomplish something else then good . if u accomplish nothing else then good . but u have to listen to the caves of altamira by steely dan
February 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
if u r transgender u have to listen to the caves of altamira by steely dan. if you accomplish something else then good . if u accomplish nothing else then good . but u have to listen to the caves of altamira by steely dan
It ended really well (Ty Leska for the photos)
February 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
It ended really well (Ty Leska for the photos)
Eating takeout from the chippy night before an 18 mile ride, surely this will not go wrong
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Eating takeout from the chippy night before an 18 mile ride, surely this will not go wrong
Would you give her a kiss on the forehead y/n
February 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Would you give her a kiss on the forehead y/n
Valentine's day 2026 :)
February 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Valentine's day 2026 :)
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the best part about cycling training is we can eat like garbage and still be fine
February 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
the best part about cycling training is we can eat like garbage and still be fine
Girlfriend posting hot photos while we're at work this is our 9/11
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Girlfriend posting hot photos while we're at work this is our 9/11
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bro is lactating . . .
February 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
bro is lactating . . .
How come nobody told us that life becomes truly beautiful and worth living right after you hit about 300mg of caffeine
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
How come nobody told us that life becomes truly beautiful and worth living right after you hit about 300mg of caffeine
Finally got the NFA trust set up, it's time to get silly with it
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Finally got the NFA trust set up, it's time to get silly with it
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AN ARTIST LOOKS AT CHURCHES (1959)
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
AN ARTIST LOOKS AT CHURCHES (1959)
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a fun prank you can play on your parents is coming out as gay
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
a fun prank you can play on your parents is coming out as gay
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Not to horny post too much on the internet or whatever but we need to be hurt by an older woman again or we may actually go insane
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Not to horny post too much on the internet or whatever but we need to be hurt by an older woman again or we may actually go insane
Impossible to describe the vibes in the twin cities right now. We drove for ten minutes and saw ten vigils, each averaging 8-10 people. Groups forming holding signs and candles. Everyone is angry. At work, people demand to know if we've seen ice.
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Impossible to describe the vibes in the twin cities right now. We drove for ten minutes and saw ten vigils, each averaging 8-10 people. Groups forming holding signs and candles. Everyone is angry. At work, people demand to know if we've seen ice.
Excuse us, can you please come over and hold us for a bit? Everything is getting a tad overwhelming
January 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Excuse us, can you please come over and hold us for a bit? Everything is getting a tad overwhelming
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
Hey, excuse us, can we come over and grind on your thigh while you call us a good girl and scratch our scalp? No big deal if not
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Hey, excuse us, can we come over and grind on your thigh while you call us a good girl and scratch our scalp? No big deal if not
There comes a point while living through extreme civil unrest where therapy stops being helpful, we think. Partially because you don't think you can speak about what's on your mind any more but also partially because there's no amount of constructive thinking that will solve the material conditions.
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
There comes a point while living through extreme civil unrest where therapy stops being helpful, we think. Partially because you don't think you can speak about what's on your mind any more but also partially because there's no amount of constructive thinking that will solve the material conditions.