NIST Standard Deviant
@sheherhurts.bsky.social
Everything you touch you don't feel
Do not know what you steal
Shakes your hand
Takes your gun
Walks you out of the sun
Do not know what you steal
Shakes your hand
Takes your gun
Walks you out of the sun
Dispatches from the northeast: our moms and sister beat us until we screamed. Big fan.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Dispatches from the northeast: our moms and sister beat us until we screamed. Big fan.
We're getting better at this cycling thing
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We're getting better at this cycling thing
Nvm it may be possible
October 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Nvm it may be possible
Ugh we may actually need to switch to a chest HR :(
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ugh we may actually need to switch to a chest HR :(
We love technology sometimes. We think the pocket sized PESA radar that lives on our bike and tells us about the cars behind us is so cool
October 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
We love technology sometimes. We think the pocket sized PESA radar that lives on our bike and tells us about the cars behind us is so cool
Tagging all of our rides with our girlfriend like this now:
October 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Tagging all of our rides with our girlfriend like this now:
We hate zone 2 workouts actually, going slow sucks shit
October 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We hate zone 2 workouts actually, going slow sucks shit
Post-workout GF
October 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Post-workout GF
The song was Ready Or Not, if anyone's wondering
October 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The song was Ready Or Not, if anyone's wondering
We are /not/ showing our coworkers this
September 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We are /not/ showing our coworkers this
We love having a convenient censor bar kicking around:
September 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
We love having a convenient censor bar kicking around:
She won't stop stacking stuffed animals on us
September 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
She won't stop stacking stuffed animals on us
Coffee and breakfast :) (the headwinds both ways sucked)
September 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Coffee and breakfast :) (the headwinds both ways sucked)
we just did a lot of pissing, we guess
September 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
we just did a lot of pissing, we guess
how the hell did we lose so many calories to pissing??????
September 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
how the hell did we lose so many calories to pissing??????
Look at this skyway!! Bring this kinda shit back
August 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Look at this skyway!! Bring this kinda shit back
Our new favourite part of our job is the concrete pillar with anti Italian slurs from the 30s on it.
August 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Our new favourite part of our job is the concrete pillar with anti Italian slurs from the 30s on it.
Touched grass (backpacking trip with the girls)
August 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Touched grass (backpacking trip with the girls)
Proof of life
August 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Proof of life