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Never mind the headline, it's the thought that counts.
Assorted smartarsery. Plus ice cream, humans... and those sheep.
"No self-respecting fish would be wrapped in a Murdoch newspaper." ~ Mike Royko

Awabakal country
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"apple isn't innovative"

explain how they wirelessly updated the apple polishing cloth to be compatible with the new M5 chip just days after they launched?
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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*beep beep
August 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I’d say that @stephencolbert.bsky.social is (with the lone exception of @maddow.msnbc.com) the most brilliant, humane person I’ve encountered in broadcasting. His mind works faster than anyone else’s at a level of sophistication that is unmatchable. Genuinely a generational talent.
July 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
And moist...

#Science #Astronomy
July 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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They did everything but break out a gigantic hook to get Trump out of the shot
Trump was shown to leave the stage but wasn’t visibly willing to go as Chelsea lifted the trophy
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
About the only strategy left for the beleaguered and totally stuffed #LNP.
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just sayin...
#Media #News
June 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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finally a worthy Alien vs. Predator installment
June 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Costco: "I'm sorry, sir, there are no pallets of popcorn left in the warehouse." 🍿
June 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
@RonFilipkowski ~ "Trump bragged about bombing Houthis while getting Reaper drones shot down & losing two fighter jets in the Red Sea while accomplishing nothing and leaking it in Signal. Meanwhile “you don’t have the cards” Zelensky wipes out 40 bombers deep inside Russia."

#Ukraine #Trump
June 2, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Today, Ukrainian intelligence launched 117 attack drones from trucks that had been placed near Russian air bases. I tasked several collects this morning via Umbra and my first images have already started processing. What a remarkable success in a well-executed operation.
June 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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"There's no way those leopards will ever eat my family's face," said South Florida Cubans and Venezuelans.

www.cnn.com/2025/05/30/p...
Supreme Court allows Trump to suspend deportation protections for immigrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua and Venezuela | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court on Friday allowed President Donald Trump’s administration to suspend a Biden-era humanitarian parole program that allowed half a million immigrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and V...
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May 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The flood of encomiums and morality tales about Elon's turn in Washington cldn't be more predictable, vapid & sickening. If you want a story, get me the story about the crisis comms team directing this. He ran anti-constitutional blitzkrieg thru the federal government, did massive harm, violated ...
May 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"For those of us who anticipated politically motivated criminal charges against members of Congress in a white-nationalism-infused Trump presidency, that the first member charged is a Black woman resonates on several levels."

#USPolitics #USPol
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Nothing Normal About Trump DOJ’s Case Against Dem Rep
INSIDE: Alina Habba ... Ashli Babbitt ... Emil Bove
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May 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A photo for science nerds to salivate over. #CERN #Science
home.cern/news/news/ph...
May 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What every once-great nation needs. A wannabe dictator with bonus features: vindictive, narcissistic, psychopathic, deranged, foul-mouthed, insulter, stupid... aaand... certifiable.

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May 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
No surprise that Donnie Jr has the same brain malfunction as his father. Family of foul-mouthed mobsters.

#USPol #USPolitics #Biden #Trump
May 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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At least we don't hunt our groceries like his sons do.

#Trump #USPol #FMD
May 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
#Putin too afraid to meet #Zelensky face to face - yet again. Maybe just as well. Were I Zelensky, would be hard put to not leap over the table and strangle the fucker.

#UkraineRussiaWar #Ukraine #RussiaUkraineWar
May 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Starting to salivate at a near future in which hoards of furious citizens sack and pillage Mar-a-Lago.

#USPolitics #USPol #Trump
May 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Oligarchies are an ethical and moral vacuum.

#UkraineRussiaWar #Musk
May 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM