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Never mind the headline, it's the thought that counts.
Assorted smartarsery. Plus ice cream, humans... and those sheep.
"No self-respecting fish would be wrapped in a Murdoch newspaper." ~ Mike Royko

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I'm extremely fragile right now...
August 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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And moist...

#Science #Astronomy
July 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Just sayin...
#Media #News
June 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Costco: "I'm sorry, sir, there are no pallets of popcorn left in the warehouse." 🍿
June 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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A photo for science nerds to salivate over. #CERN #Science
home.cern/news/news/ph...
May 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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What every once-great nation needs. A wannabe dictator with bonus features: vindictive, narcissistic, psychopathic, deranged, foul-mouthed, insulter, stupid... aaand... certifiable.

#USPolitics #USPol #Trump
May 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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No surprise that Donnie Jr has the same brain malfunction as his father. Family of foul-mouthed mobsters.

#USPol #USPolitics #Biden #Trump
May 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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At least we don't hunt our groceries like his sons do.

#Trump #USPol #FMD
May 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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#Putin too afraid to meet #Zelensky face to face - yet again. Maybe just as well. Were I Zelensky, would be hard put to not leap over the table and strangle the fucker.

#UkraineRussiaWar #Ukraine #RussiaUkraineWar
Cartoon by Martin Moreland has a large Russian general's hat being warn by a small chicken with Z on its breast.
May 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Starting to salivate at a near future in which hoards of furious citizens sack and pillage Mar-a-Lago.

#USPolitics #USPol #Trump
May 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Oligarchies are an ethical and moral vacuum.

#UkraineRussiaWar #Musk
May 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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On the bright side, Trump will "Oval Office" it, and add so much extra gold decoration and ornamentation that it'll likely fall out of the sky.

#Trump #USPol #QATAR
May 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me."

#Trump #MAGA #USPol #Immigrants
May 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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This infantile bullshit can only be bad news.

"...by numbers never even thought of before..."

#Trump #Phamaceutical #Medicine #Health #USPol #USPolitics
May 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Yay for the new Pope...
May 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Please, get those star ships loaded and don't be shy billing us. Oh, and pro-tip: watch out for the mutant star goats.
#Musk #NASA #Mars
May 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Oh dear, my quantum computer fell over.
May 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Warning: Bad - but perfectly fine in context - language.

#MAGA
April 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Almost forgot my traditional Easter post:
April 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Peter #Dutton is Australia's #Trump, with the backing of a similar troop of vandalising sociopaths.

#AusPol #LNP #Coalition
April 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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"Beggars belief" is the official phrase for 2025, alongside the official word: schadenfreude.

This, from the official White House account. FFS. Shoot me now.
#USPol #MAGA #USPolitics #Trump
April 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Daily SHow's Ronny Chieng on Garcia:

"...this guy a terrorist? He's been in the US for 14 years and hasn't done any terrorism. Maybe #Trump's right and immigrants are lazy."

##USPol #USPolitics
The image shows a news broadcast setting. On the right, Chieng is seated at a desk, wearing a brown suit with a white shirt and a red tie. He is gesturing with his right hand while holding a stack of blue papers on the desk. The background behind him features a blue-toned world map graphic. On the left side of the image, there is a smaller inset image of a man wearing a white t-shirt and a backward cap, with a blurred background of trees and sky. The man in the inset image appears to be smiling. The overall setting suggests a news studio environment.
April 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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#Elysium
April 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Your regular reminder to look beyond the daily #Trump distractions and focus on #DOGE transferring US government operations to #Musk's corporate computer system that will administer the theocracy that will replace the government, CLEARLY described in the #Project2025 manifesto.

#USPol #USPolitics
Photo of Trump at the Oval Office's Resolute Desk, surrounded by pious and praying staff. From an Instagram post by paulawhiteministries_official account, captioned: "Today President Trump signed a historic executive order on The White House Faith Office. Prayers are being answered and God is moving in America. YOUR prayers matter, But we MUST remain in prayer! Pray for our nation, our President, The White House Faith Office, and believers everywhere. This is the Lord’s doing; it is marvelous in our eyes.”
April 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM