Shaxbert 🔞
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My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
Gotta admit, that's a heavier representation of normies (absolutely no offense intended) than I'd have expe- WHO LET BIFFO IN THERE
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Gotta admit, that's a heavier representation of normies (absolutely no offense intended) than I'd have expe- WHO LET BIFFO IN THERE
Calm down, everyone; I'm sure this putrid hag just means that 15 is "barely legal" in terms of driving a car.
What a vile creature.
What a vile creature.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Calm down, everyone; I'm sure this putrid hag just means that 15 is "barely legal" in terms of driving a car.
What a vile creature.
What a vile creature.
Age yourself with gaming
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Age yourself with gaming
I'm sure this will be a thoroughly normal stream that stays firmly on the rails
Patron Request Gauntlet XII continues TONIGHT at 7pm CT with an assortment of bizarre and interesting Windows games! Some of these are spectacular, while others are.....well... twitch.tv/retropals
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'm sure this will be a thoroughly normal stream that stays firmly on the rails
Another day at the office, another cozy Equestria Girl enjoying a beverage!
Gonna try not to turn this into a daily chickenscratch blog, but I'm havin' fun with it. Definitely gotta find some less waxy sticky-notes, though...
Gonna try not to turn this into a daily chickenscratch blog, but I'm havin' fun with it. Definitely gotta find some less waxy sticky-notes, though...
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Another day at the office, another cozy Equestria Girl enjoying a beverage!
Gonna try not to turn this into a daily chickenscratch blog, but I'm havin' fun with it. Definitely gotta find some less waxy sticky-notes, though...
Gonna try not to turn this into a daily chickenscratch blog, but I'm havin' fun with it. Definitely gotta find some less waxy sticky-notes, though...
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
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Reposted by Shaxbert 🔞
All Bowsers are hot Bowsers
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
All Bowsers are hot Bowsers
Ok, I can see some appeal.
- did not expect these sticky notes to have a waxy texture; why
- did not expect it to have so many web addresses and phone numbers to cover up
- turns out 10~15 minutes is enough to get something halfway decent
- did not expect these sticky notes to have a waxy texture; why
- did not expect it to have so many web addresses and phone numbers to cover up
- turns out 10~15 minutes is enough to get something halfway decent
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ok, I can see some appeal.
- did not expect these sticky notes to have a waxy texture; why
- did not expect it to have so many web addresses and phone numbers to cover up
- turns out 10~15 minutes is enough to get something halfway decent
- did not expect these sticky notes to have a waxy texture; why
- did not expect it to have so many web addresses and phone numbers to cover up
- turns out 10~15 minutes is enough to get something halfway decent
(Me, whenever I wanna go to YouTube on the phone but type "your" in the address bar because fuck a phone keyboard)
"Yeah, watch your 22nd video this morning where T***p CRASHES OUT and is NEAR DEATH as HIS TERM ENDS IN DISASTER, you fuckin mark. Sure, they got him THIS time, ya friggin' rube"
"Yeah, watch your 22nd video this morning where T***p CRASHES OUT and is NEAR DEATH as HIS TERM ENDS IN DISASTER, you fuckin mark. Sure, they got him THIS time, ya friggin' rube"
(Me, whenever I wanna go to YouTube on the phone but type "t" in the address bar because fuck a phone keyboard)
'Swounds, sirrah, I prithee, spirit me hence through fleet'st means to the divers woners and phant'sies found anon at ThouTube
'Swounds, sirrah, I prithee, spirit me hence through fleet'st means to the divers woners and phant'sies found anon at ThouTube
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
(Me, whenever I wanna go to YouTube on the phone but type "your" in the address bar because fuck a phone keyboard)
"Yeah, watch your 22nd video this morning where T***p CRASHES OUT and is NEAR DEATH as HIS TERM ENDS IN DISASTER, you fuckin mark. Sure, they got him THIS time, ya friggin' rube"
"Yeah, watch your 22nd video this morning where T***p CRASHES OUT and is NEAR DEATH as HIS TERM ENDS IN DISASTER, you fuckin mark. Sure, they got him THIS time, ya friggin' rube"
There's a desert kingdom in the movie! Sure, it's based off Tostarena from Odyssey but she could still be in it!
Why yes, I DO have my rainbow afro wig and red nose close to hand, thanks for asking
Why yes, I DO have my rainbow afro wig and red nose close to hand, thanks for asking
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
There's a desert kingdom in the movie! Sure, it's based off Tostarena from Odyssey but she could still be in it!
Why yes, I DO have my rainbow afro wig and red nose close to hand, thanks for asking
Why yes, I DO have my rainbow afro wig and red nose close to hand, thanks for asking
Quote the character vs how you draw them!
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Quote the character vs how you draw them!
For context: While looking up references for that latest Sweetie Belle quickie, I happened across a Japanese artist name of Torotei. Every day since early 2022, they've done a simple sketch of their OC Backbeako, a gijinka for a big Gegege no Kitaro baddie. Here's a few more SFW ones from October:
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
For context: While looking up references for that latest Sweetie Belle quickie, I happened across a Japanese artist name of Torotei. Every day since early 2022, they've done a simple sketch of their OC Backbeako, a gijinka for a big Gegege no Kitaro baddie. Here's a few more SFW ones from October:
Excited about the idea of starting a new art habit, then getting depressed because I know I wouldn't stick to it, then getting mad b/c the easiest way to stick to it is to just start doing it, then getting sad because christ, who has the time, then going back to wasting that time on something else
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Excited about the idea of starting a new art habit, then getting depressed because I know I wouldn't stick to it, then getting mad b/c the easiest way to stick to it is to just start doing it, then getting sad because christ, who has the time, then going back to wasting that time on something else
Excellent jest, and I don't mean to derail it, but thank you so much for this post; I was starting to feel like the only one out here who craves goin' upside some copy writer's head every time I gotta hear the word "crave" in an advertisement
(with a baseball bat if the word is "craveworthy")
(with a baseball bat if the word is "craveworthy")
the next time a commercial uses that fucking word I swear—
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Excellent jest, and I don't mean to derail it, but thank you so much for this post; I was starting to feel like the only one out here who craves goin' upside some copy writer's head every time I gotta hear the word "crave" in an advertisement
(with a baseball bat if the word is "craveworthy")
(with a baseball bat if the word is "craveworthy")
Spending much of this holiday getting some needed rest, partly because it's too cold to do much else, mostly because she's a terrible influence on me
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Spending much of this holiday getting some needed rest, partly because it's too cold to do much else, mostly because she's a terrible influence on me
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Screw it, gonna post it anyway, and label it just to be on the safe side.
Anyway, did a meme.
Anyway, did a meme.
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Screw it, gonna post it anyway, and label it just to be on the safe side.
Anyway, did a meme.
Anyway, did a meme.
AnnK sums my thoughts about this movie up perfectly. I was so happy when this won the stream poll! It's so dumb and so much fun.
The most baffling thing about it continues to be Peter Gabriel's track on the closing credits. Whatever I expected from a song called "Party Man," this wasn't it
The most baffling thing about it continues to be Peter Gabriel's track on the closing credits. Whatever I expected from a song called "Party Man," this wasn't it
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
AnnK sums my thoughts about this movie up perfectly. I was so happy when this won the stream poll! It's so dumb and so much fun.
The most baffling thing about it continues to be Peter Gabriel's track on the closing credits. Whatever I expected from a song called "Party Man," this wasn't it
The most baffling thing about it continues to be Peter Gabriel's track on the closing credits. Whatever I expected from a song called "Party Man," this wasn't it
OK, legit curious about this one
(esp. if it's for reasons other than "you draw this character a lot")
(esp. if it's for reasons other than "you draw this character a lot")
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
OK, legit curious about this one
(esp. if it's for reasons other than "you draw this character a lot")
(esp. if it's for reasons other than "you draw this character a lot")
Man, they're really doin' everything they can to get us excited for everything except non-Kirby Switch 2 games, huh
Join us on Wednesday, Nov 12, at 6am PT for the Nintendo Direct featuring the world premiere of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie official trailer. Please note that no game information will be included in this presentation.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Man, they're really doin' everything they can to get us excited for everything except non-Kirby Switch 2 games, huh
Screw it, gonna post it anyway, and label it just to be on the safe side.
Anyway, did a meme.
Anyway, did a meme.
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Screw it, gonna post it anyway, and label it just to be on the safe side.
Anyway, did a meme.
Anyway, did a meme.
Bunnygirl outfits: Inherently sexual, or context-dependent? Honestly scratchin' my head, here
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bunnygirl outfits: Inherently sexual, or context-dependent? Honestly scratchin' my head, here
Aw man, this reminds me that I really should've gone with THIS fivesome
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Aw man, this reminds me that I really should've gone with THIS fivesome
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai