Shaxbert 🔞
@shaxbert.bsky.social
My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
It's Valentine's Day. Post your favorite couple.
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
It's Valentine's Day. Post your favorite couple.
Finally, efficiency in government
February 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Finally, efficiency in government
Hey, you'll never guess why they call these all-steel sumbitches "tanker desks"
BRB, gonna go lie down til my spine knits itself back into shape
BRB, gonna go lie down til my spine knits itself back into shape
February 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Hey, you'll never guess why they call these all-steel sumbitches "tanker desks"
BRB, gonna go lie down til my spine knits itself back into shape
BRB, gonna go lie down til my spine knits itself back into shape
OK! I have cleared out the hole where the future Modeling/Airbrushing desk is gonna go. Now let's see if I can finish shading on the current project before family shows up to help me move a bunch furniture tomorrow!
February 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
OK! I have cleared out the hole where the future Modeling/Airbrushing desk is gonna go. Now let's see if I can finish shading on the current project before family shows up to help me move a bunch furniture tomorrow!
I don't say it nearly as much as I should, but I love you folks on my feed
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I don't say it nearly as much as I should, but I love you folks on my feed
Oh sure, I go out for a beer with some pals after work ONE TIME and they announce a whole new 2D Castlevania with a lady Belmont while I'm out
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Oh sure, I go out for a beer with some pals after work ONE TIME and they announce a whole new 2D Castlevania with a lady Belmont while I'm out
Pretty cool and normal for the email chime or work phone ringtone to trigger a fight response, right?
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Pretty cool and normal for the email chime or work phone ringtone to trigger a fight response, right?
I've had *four* rattling around in the ol' peanut for a few years now and really oughta do something about it...
I don't have a goth OC.
I should have one...
I should have one...
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I've had *four* rattling around in the ol' peanut for a few years now and really oughta do something about it...
Talk me out of looking at 3D printers
Home-printed 3D figurines seem like a nice, low-stress thing to practice airbrushing on
But I also just spent a lot on an airbrushing setup that still hasn't entirely arrived yet
Not sure when I plan to learn how to make models to print, either!
Home-printed 3D figurines seem like a nice, low-stress thing to practice airbrushing on
But I also just spent a lot on an airbrushing setup that still hasn't entirely arrived yet
Not sure when I plan to learn how to make models to print, either!
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Talk me out of looking at 3D printers
Home-printed 3D figurines seem like a nice, low-stress thing to practice airbrushing on
But I also just spent a lot on an airbrushing setup that still hasn't entirely arrived yet
Not sure when I plan to learn how to make models to print, either!
Home-printed 3D figurines seem like a nice, low-stress thing to practice airbrushing on
But I also just spent a lot on an airbrushing setup that still hasn't entirely arrived yet
Not sure when I plan to learn how to make models to print, either!
Wild that the Tigersharks are getting toys in this benighted year of 2026, but wake me when we get figures of Doctor Slick, Moose the Loose and Honey-Love Loretta
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Wild that the Tigersharks are getting toys in this benighted year of 2026, but wake me when we get figures of Doctor Slick, Moose the Loose and Honey-Love Loretta
I am totally lost on the Mewgenics voice actor controversy, which I'm personally OK with because it's a rogue like (ugh) from the dude who did Binding of Isaac (blegh) called "Mewgenics" (no thanks)
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I am totally lost on the Mewgenics voice actor controversy, which I'm personally OK with because it's a rogue like (ugh) from the dude who did Binding of Isaac (blegh) called "Mewgenics" (no thanks)
Since today was already so annoying, I burned an extra hour running necessary errands in town after work. Got a pizza, came home, and finished putting RGM-79 together!
Not quite done with the fella; wanted to practice waterslide decals and transfers, and take another shot at panel lines.
Not quite done with the fella; wanted to practice waterslide decals and transfers, and take another shot at panel lines.
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Since today was already so annoying, I burned an extra hour running necessary errands in town after work. Got a pizza, came home, and finished putting RGM-79 together!
Not quite done with the fella; wanted to practice waterslide decals and transfers, and take another shot at panel lines.
Not quite done with the fella; wanted to practice waterslide decals and transfers, and take another shot at panel lines.
What an annoying day at work. Kinda day that makes me wanna go straight home and draw something terrible happening to a Princess.
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
What an annoying day at work. Kinda day that makes me wanna go straight home and draw something terrible happening to a Princess.
Ayyy, finally made it to the Bsky map!
...on the outer rim of the Furry Galaxy, evidently; a lot of general smut artists out here in this arm of the spiral!
...on the outer rim of the Furry Galaxy, evidently; a lot of general smut artists out here in this arm of the spiral!
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Ayyy, finally made it to the Bsky map!
...on the outer rim of the Furry Galaxy, evidently; a lot of general smut artists out here in this arm of the spiral!
...on the outer rim of the Furry Galaxy, evidently; a lot of general smut artists out here in this arm of the spiral!
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Shout-out to the Sham Hatwitch
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Shout-out to the Sham Hatwitch
Oh, I'm the world's WORST when it comes to working at hyper zoom-in. I never got a feel for the whole "draw from your shoulder" thing; gotta have that ultra-precise control.
What's helped me IMMENSELY is having a second canvas of the project to keep an eye on the overall picture:
What's helped me IMMENSELY is having a second canvas of the project to keep an eye on the overall picture:
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Oh, I'm the world's WORST when it comes to working at hyper zoom-in. I never got a feel for the whole "draw from your shoulder" thing; gotta have that ultra-precise control.
What's helped me IMMENSELY is having a second canvas of the project to keep an eye on the overall picture:
What's helped me IMMENSELY is having a second canvas of the project to keep an eye on the overall picture:
Age verification? Kid, I served with distinction in Barney's Army
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Age verification? Kid, I served with distinction in Barney's Army
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Opening my commissions again!!! I can draw more than just MLP stuff, just FYI- message me at khadleycommissions@shaw.ca
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Opening my commissions again!!! I can draw more than just MLP stuff, just FYI- message me at khadleycommissions@shaw.ca
Post a banger that's not in English
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Post a banger that's not in English
There's never been a better time for you to shut the fuck up and give me a 16oz drip black already
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February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
There's never been a better time for you to shut the fuck up and give me a 16oz drip black already
Was gonna get crackin' on the shading for the current project (almost done!), but it took 20 minutes just to get eye-shinies in 'cause I kept coloring on the wrong layers.
Was gonna make some marinara for dinner, but my garlic's rotten
Today has been a *trial* and it's all due to frozen brain
Was gonna make some marinara for dinner, but my garlic's rotten
Today has been a *trial* and it's all due to frozen brain
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Was gonna get crackin' on the shading for the current project (almost done!), but it took 20 minutes just to get eye-shinies in 'cause I kept coloring on the wrong layers.
Was gonna make some marinara for dinner, but my garlic's rotten
Today has been a *trial* and it's all due to frozen brain
Was gonna make some marinara for dinner, but my garlic's rotten
Today has been a *trial* and it's all due to frozen brain
Intimidated and vaguely threatened by Bigger Mega Man
New illustration by Capcom in-house artist Chisato Mita.
www.capcom.co.jp/amusement/br...
www.capcom.co.jp/amusement/br...
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Intimidated and vaguely threatened by Bigger Mega Man
All right; been a few days, but now that the table is free of fallout from the studio reorganization effort, let's see if I can get a body together for my boy RGM-79 here!
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
All right; been a few days, but now that the table is free of fallout from the studio reorganization effort, let's see if I can get a body together for my boy RGM-79 here!