Shaxbert 🔞
@shaxbert.bsky.social
The Jolly Little Man who has a "hope." My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
At long last, I have finished this last project of the year, and with two whole days to spare!
Can't wait to show this (and the *other* picture I did this month) to y'all, but it'll have to wait for a couple weeks!
Can't wait to show this (and the *other* picture I did this month) to y'all, but it'll have to wait for a couple weeks!
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
At long last, I have finished this last project of the year, and with two whole days to spare!
Can't wait to show this (and the *other* picture I did this month) to y'all, but it'll have to wait for a couple weeks!
Can't wait to show this (and the *other* picture I did this month) to y'all, but it'll have to wait for a couple weeks!
Meet The Fremens
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Meet The Fremens
Parents putting their kids down in front of a cartoon on a screen that maybe they shouldn't be watching is not a recent phenomenon.
My grandparents were early adopters to HBO and this kept me quiet for an hour or two back in the mid- to late '80s
My grandparents were early adopters to HBO and this kept me quiet for an hour or two back in the mid- to late '80s
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Parents putting their kids down in front of a cartoon on a screen that maybe they shouldn't be watching is not a recent phenomenon.
My grandparents were early adopters to HBO and this kept me quiet for an hour or two back in the mid- to late '80s
My grandparents were early adopters to HBO and this kept me quiet for an hour or two back in the mid- to late '80s
It's cool- I know a guy
December 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
It's cool- I know a guy
Lookit this jerk, all smug just because she defeated Cut Man
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Lookit this jerk, all smug just because she defeated Cut Man
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the last week of december vs the first week of january
December 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the last week of december vs the first week of january
2025's gonna go down as one of my most unproductive art years. due to the combination of an insane workload and a prolonged funk during the summer, I have little to show for June through September.
Finishing strong, though, and rarin' to go in the new year!
(Commentary in the alt text)
Finishing strong, though, and rarin' to go in the new year!
(Commentary in the alt text)
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
2025's gonna go down as one of my most unproductive art years. due to the combination of an insane workload and a prolonged funk during the summer, I have little to show for June through September.
Finishing strong, though, and rarin' to go in the new year!
(Commentary in the alt text)
Finishing strong, though, and rarin' to go in the new year!
(Commentary in the alt text)
Sheesh, do I even *have* a picture for each month in a Year In Art summary...
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sheesh, do I even *have* a picture for each month in a Year In Art summary...
Man, there are few Crystal Maze puzzles that I don't think I'd have any chance on
But if Richard O'Brien locked me in a room with a sliding puzzle and gave me two hours to do it, I'd immediately turn around and start beating on the door until they let me out
But if Richard O'Brien locked me in a room with a sliding puzzle and gave me two hours to do it, I'd immediately turn around and start beating on the door until they let me out
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Man, there are few Crystal Maze puzzles that I don't think I'd have any chance on
But if Richard O'Brien locked me in a room with a sliding puzzle and gave me two hours to do it, I'd immediately turn around and start beating on the door until they let me out
But if Richard O'Brien locked me in a room with a sliding puzzle and gave me two hours to do it, I'd immediately turn around and start beating on the door until they let me out
How fuckin' sad these pricks are; the only thing they have to be proud of is being born; something totally out of their control.
Billy Madison-lookin' ass
Billy Madison-lookin' ass
For those not following at home, “Heritage American” is a category of white supremacy covering people whose ancestors were white folks who were pioneers.
December 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
How fuckin' sad these pricks are; the only thing they have to be proud of is being born; something totally out of their control.
Billy Madison-lookin' ass
Billy Madison-lookin' ass
Who can't relate? I need some new blocklist fodder
BREAKING NEWS: Gävlebocken has collapsed due to strong winds! Just like when it was devoured by birds in '23, nature steps in when man fails to step up!
@sarahz.bsky.social
@sarahz.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Who can't relate? I need some new blocklist fodder
Sad to report that I've been flirting with the idea of getting into plastic models (with an eye towards eventually customizing/painting 'em), and watching G put together a GP-02A PHYSALIS master-grade kit on stream has done nothing to discourage it
We're building a giant mech! Let's play!
www.twitch.tv/swelltimegpool
www.twitch.tv/swelltimegpool
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Sad to report that I've been flirting with the idea of getting into plastic models (with an eye towards eventually customizing/painting 'em), and watching G put together a GP-02A PHYSALIS master-grade kit on stream has done nothing to discourage it
Is One Battle After Another a Christmas movie
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Is One Battle After Another a Christmas movie
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One last thread about the website formerly known as Twitter, then I really am done talking about it:
Matt Colville has this pretty good video on how having a creative presence/career online is about community building. He's a TTRPG guy but the advice is broad (🧵1/?)
youtu.be/emdki5B_O7Q
Matt Colville has this pretty good video on how having a creative presence/career online is about community building. He's a TTRPG guy but the advice is broad (🧵1/?)
youtu.be/emdki5B_O7Q
Community
YouTube video by Matthew Colville
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December 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
One last thread about the website formerly known as Twitter, then I really am done talking about it:
Matt Colville has this pretty good video on how having a creative presence/career online is about community building. He's a TTRPG guy but the advice is broad (🧵1/?)
youtu.be/emdki5B_O7Q
Matt Colville has this pretty good video on how having a creative presence/career online is about community building. He's a TTRPG guy but the advice is broad (🧵1/?)
youtu.be/emdki5B_O7Q
But seriously, love my folks and all and we always have a great time at Christmas... for four hours or so. Then we start to wear on each other's nerves just a bit.
Fortunately I have escaped and can spend the balance of the holiday celebrating in my own way
Fortunately I have escaped and can spend the balance of the holiday celebrating in my own way
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
But seriously, love my folks and all and we always have a great time at Christmas... for four hours or so. Then we start to wear on each other's nerves just a bit.
Fortunately I have escaped and can spend the balance of the holiday celebrating in my own way
Fortunately I have escaped and can spend the balance of the holiday celebrating in my own way
There's a point at which The 12 Days of Christmas technically qualifies as assault and we're well past it
December 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There's a point at which The 12 Days of Christmas technically qualifies as assault and we're well past it
We wish you a merry McChristmas and a happy new meal
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
We wish you a merry McChristmas and a happy new meal
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Twas the night before christmas and all through the yard/
18 naked cowboys, gettin' real hard. Chirstmas really rocks
18 naked cowboys, gettin' real hard. Chirstmas really rocks
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Twas the night before christmas and all through the yard/
18 naked cowboys, gettin' real hard. Chirstmas really rocks
18 naked cowboys, gettin' real hard. Chirstmas really rocks
Two outta three characters linearted, but I now have just enough time to get some dinner made before Wednesday streams. Wonder if I have time to ink the twink before Christmas lunch at the folks' tomorrow...
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Two outta three characters linearted, but I now have just enough time to get some dinner made before Wednesday streams. Wonder if I have time to ink the twink before Christmas lunch at the folks' tomorrow...
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people on twitter are now resorting to changing their art into static gifs to avoid this and its like...
At what point is enough enough? Niggas will do ANYTHING except leaving.
At what point is enough enough? Niggas will do ANYTHING except leaving.
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
people on twitter are now resorting to changing their art into static gifs to avoid this and its like...
At what point is enough enough? Niggas will do ANYTHING except leaving.
At what point is enough enough? Niggas will do ANYTHING except leaving.
QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers
Hard mode: No Gundam series, Battletech, or Macross allowed
Hard mode, how bout you take this hard wood
Hard mode: No Gundam series, Battletech, or Macross allowed
Hard mode, how bout you take this hard wood
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers
Hard mode: No Gundam series, Battletech, or Macross allowed
Hard mode, how bout you take this hard wood
Hard mode: No Gundam series, Battletech, or Macross allowed
Hard mode, how bout you take this hard wood
OK! Gifts are wrapped, the arts-and-crafts project I needed to do for Dad's present because his actual one apparently still hasn't even shipped yet is done and drying; let's see if I can get some lineart done by the end of the day.
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
OK! Gifts are wrapped, the arts-and-crafts project I needed to do for Dad's present because his actual one apparently still hasn't even shipped yet is done and drying; let's see if I can get some lineart done by the end of the day.
Wrapping presents made for a brief strange-bedfellows situation on the kitchen table.
I flipped through both versions presented in the Bible I got for Mom and didn't find anything against @jaqqqln.gay's sexy gay comics, though, so I think I'm in the clear!
I flipped through both versions presented in the Bible I got for Mom and didn't find anything against @jaqqqln.gay's sexy gay comics, though, so I think I'm in the clear!
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Wrapping presents made for a brief strange-bedfellows situation on the kitchen table.
I flipped through both versions presented in the Bible I got for Mom and didn't find anything against @jaqqqln.gay's sexy gay comics, though, so I think I'm in the clear!
I flipped through both versions presented in the Bible I got for Mom and didn't find anything against @jaqqqln.gay's sexy gay comics, though, so I think I'm in the clear!
If you see this post your favorite final fantasy character
Fuck your stratified social order; I'm gonna mathemagic Demon Jesus to death
Fuck your stratified social order; I'm gonna mathemagic Demon Jesus to death
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If you see this post your favorite final fantasy character
Fuck your stratified social order; I'm gonna mathemagic Demon Jesus to death
Fuck your stratified social order; I'm gonna mathemagic Demon Jesus to death