This guy looks like Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray
Bessent: "President Trump is promises made, promises kept on his campaign promises. And it's gonna start flowing through to working Americans next year. Wall Street has done great."
October 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This guy looks like Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray
I’m not an octopus doctor, but suspect this to be a fraudulent skeleton
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’m not an octopus doctor, but suspect this to be a fraudulent skeleton
Hundred bucks if you scoop the fat guy out of the bath tub
a live look this morning at the demolished East Wing of the White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hundred bucks if you scoop the fat guy out of the bath tub
I will not be happy until I’ve seen a movie about the singer of every song I’ve ever heard.
October 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I will not be happy until I’ve seen a movie about the singer of every song I’ve ever heard.
These dopes love saying they didn’t see things they for sure definitely saw
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
These dopes love saying they didn’t see things they for sure definitely saw
My favorite genre of commercials are commercials with Shaq where he clearly shot his part on a day when none of the other actors were there
September 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My favorite genre of commercials are commercials with Shaq where he clearly shot his part on a day when none of the other actors were there
Well, the good news is, you do this one thing for him and he’ll never ask for another.
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Well, the good news is, you do this one thing for him and he’ll never ask for another.
Gronk says USAA like the second A hurts him.
September 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gronk says USAA like the second A hurts him.
Oh me? Well, I’m completely incapable of empathy so all good over here, dawg.
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh me? Well, I’m completely incapable of empathy so all good over here, dawg.
Reposted by Shawn Ries
If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.
Finally, I can once again hear Ian Eagle’s voice somewhere other than my dreams
September 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Finally, I can once again hear Ian Eagle’s voice somewhere other than my dreams
Man I forgot how awesome watching penalties is
September 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Man I forgot how awesome watching penalties is
So lucky that it happened to spell out “NOW”
news: MSNBC is renaming itself MS NOW (My Source News Opinion World)
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/b...
Goodbye, MSNBC. Hello, MS NOW.
www.nytimes.com
August 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
So lucky that it happened to spell out “NOW”
Haaland still has his baby teeth.
August 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Haaland still has his baby teeth.
When you gotta ‘do, you gotta ‘do
June 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When you gotta ‘do, you gotta ‘do
The military parade worked! It’s all no one’s talking about!
June 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The military parade worked! It’s all no one’s talking about!
Anyone forget their pee?
June 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Anyone forget their pee?
Can we all at least agree that burning Waymos is funny
June 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Can we all at least agree that burning Waymos is funny
If you really loved founding fathers, you’d challenge him to a duel
June 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you really loved founding fathers, you’d challenge him to a duel
I’ll give you a million dollars if you can watch this and tell me what the story is about.
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’ll give you a million dollars if you can watch this and tell me what the story is about.
I wonder how many people close to the big guy bought stocks yesterday or this morning
April 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I wonder how many people close to the big guy bought stocks yesterday or this morning
When you see a great porn tweet on 9/11
March 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When you see a great porn tweet on 9/11
