Shawn Ries
shawnries.bsky.social
Shawn Ries
@shawnries.bsky.social
Writer, snack attack haver
I’m not an octopus doctor, but suspect this to be a fraudulent skeleton
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
When you gotta ‘do, you gotta ‘do
June 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Anyone forget their pee?
June 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Ground Chicken: the sequel
April 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
April 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When you see a great porn tweet on 9/11
March 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
January 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is how people in Buffalo talk trash
November 18, 2024 at 5:12 AM